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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:03:29 AM

Kirren

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ORIGINAL: DominorSomnium

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I had a friend once, when I was single, to tell Me that the reason I didnt get approached is because of a few things...when I asked what he said...well...men are intimidated by you...you are almost 6 feet tall, you are thick...(Not huge...but at the time about 180 pounds carried well) and you walk like some one that can fuck....I laughed and he continued with....and the neon sign you have hanging over you that says "speak to Me and Ill fucking kill you" Doesnt help either.

Apparently I have a hard look in My eyes when Im out and about....simply because I do not like stupid people to approach Me...I tend to scare the intelligent ones away as well.

hahaha. My brother says I have a tattoo on my forehead that says "stupid people will be shot". plus being a big guy is intimidating to alot of people.

I dont think it helps that I wear shirts that say things like..."human the other red meat" Or..."I make boys cry" or...." I know you want to....but do us both a favor...and dont."

I grew up with 14 cousins...all boys....and by far I was the meanest...kind of the ring leader....Blame it on the fucking catholics and their need to control breeding in America....

I like your shirt much better than Mine...could I borrow that?

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:03:58 AM

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-fast reply-

I also think I am terrible at that first impression thing..................... Even is I am the purdiest S.O.B. most of you have ever seen.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:04:01 AM

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LOL at Bull....funny stuff.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:05:37 AM

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OMG He so reminds Me of My cousin Allen.

He is the only person I have ever seen use a weak ass pick up line and it work....he went to some chick in Chi and was like..." So...wanna go get a coke...or fuck or something"

Bitch went home with him.

I was like...Oh HELL NO!

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:05:48 AM

DominorSomnium

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kirren

quote:

ORIGINAL: DominorSomnium

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kirren

I had a friend once, when I was single, to tell Me that the reason I didnt get approached is because of a few things...when I asked what he said...well...men are intimidated by you...you are almost 6 feet tall, you are thick...(Not huge...but at the time about 180 pounds carried well) and you walk like some one that can fuck....I laughed and he continued with....and the neon sign you have hanging over you that says "speak to Me and Ill fucking kill you" Doesnt help either.

Apparently I have a hard look in My eyes when Im out and about....simply because I do not like stupid people to approach Me...I tend to scare the intelligent ones away as well.

hahaha. My brother says I have a tattoo on my forehead that says "stupid people will be shot". plus being a big guy is intimidating to alot of people.

I dont think it helps that I wear shirts that say things like..."human the other red meat" Or..."I make boys cry" or...." I know you want to....but do us both a favor...and dont."

I grew up with 14 cousins...all boys....and by far I was the meanest...kind of the ring leader....Blame it on the fucking catholics and their need to control breeding in America....

I like your shirt much better than Mine...could I borrow that?

Lol...a blue or tan work shirt? or a couple gray tshirts? maybe thats why people think I am mean, because I dress like the janitor.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:11:27 AM

Kirren

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DominorSomnium

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ORIGINAL: Kirren

quote:

ORIGINAL: DominorSomnium

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kirren

I had a friend once, when I was single, to tell Me that the reason I didnt get approached is because of a few things...when I asked what he said...well...men are intimidated by you...you are almost 6 feet tall, you are thick...(Not huge...but at the time about 180 pounds carried well) and you walk like some one that can fuck....I laughed and he continued with....and the neon sign you have hanging over you that says "speak to Me and Ill fucking kill you" Doesnt help either.

Apparently I have a hard look in My eyes when Im out and about....simply because I do not like stupid people to approach Me...I tend to scare the intelligent ones away as well.

hahaha. My brother says I have a tattoo on my forehead that says "stupid people will be shot". plus being a big guy is intimidating to alot of people.

I dont think it helps that I wear shirts that say things like..."human the other red meat" Or..."I make boys cry" or...." I know you want to....but do us both a favor...and dont."

I grew up with 14 cousins...all boys....and by far I was the meanest...kind of the ring leader....Blame it on the fucking catholics and their need to control breeding in America....

I like your shirt much better than Mine...could I borrow that?

Lol...a blue or tan work shirt? or a couple gray tshirts? maybe thats why people think I am mean, because I dress like the janitor.

As long as it reads stupid people will be shot?

I could care less if its baby shit green....Thats the greatest thing Ive heard in a looooong time.

But then....its gotta be huge...I dont do tight skimpy.....hell with that.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:14:07 AM

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Now you've gone and done it...you have piqued my curiosity.

I wonder what replies I'll get if I run up to complete strangers and blurt...

Don't think, whats your first impression of me?

Chances are...I'm not going to enjoy the answers lol

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:15:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

Now you've gone and done it...you have piqued my curiosity.

I wonder what replies I'll get if I run up to complete strangers and blurt...

Don't think, whats your first impression of me?

Chances are...I'm not going to enjoy the answers lol

lol. or you could just not really care much about the answers.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:16:51 AM

Aileen1968

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ORIGINAL: xBullx

ok, I'm needing clarification here....

is it that you suck cock great or suck a great cock? Or maybe your just a great cock sucker?

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

People, upon first seeing me, know immediately that I suck great cock.
It's such a burden.

How about a smidge of all three.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:16:59 AM

Kirren

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DominorSomnium

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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

Now you've gone and done it...you have piqued my curiosity.

I wonder what replies I'll get if I run up to complete strangers and blurt...

Don't think, whats your first impression of me?

Chances are...I'm not going to enjoy the answers lol

lol. or you could just not really care much about the answers.

Cool shits. Sharp wit...and an intelligent reply?

OMG!

Im gonna faint.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:17:33 AM

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But that would be within the norm. Whats the challenge in that?

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:22:29 AM

MissMorrigan

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Noooo.. Greedy! Why on earth would I want to know something that would spoil a good thing?

I am the kind of person that when others meet they are telling their entire life history to, things they have never spoken to another human being, and all within minutes. I'm not sure why, I do have an intensity about me, but instead of unsettling folks, it puts them at ease and they feel compelled to start talking about their innermost secrets, and often feel embarrassed afterwards lol

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
What people who see you, just in passing, or at first introduction think when they first see you?

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:23:19 AM

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You are a keeper..........

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

quote:

ORIGINAL: xBullx

ok, I'm needing clarification here....

is it that you suck cock great or suck a great cock? Or maybe your just a great cock sucker?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

People, upon first seeing me, know immediately that I suck great cock.
It's such a burden.

How about a smidge of all three.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:23:51 AM

DominorSomnium

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But that would be within the norm. Whats the challenge in that?

sarcasm....

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:26:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: DominorSomnium

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But that would be within the norm. Whats the challenge in that?

sarcasm....

You call it sarcasm Sir

I call it honesty

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:32:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

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But that would be within the norm. Whats the challenge in that?

sarcasm....

You call it sarcasm Sir

I call it honesty

Sometimes sarcasm is the best form of honesty. Just my 2 cents.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:37:04 AM

LilMissHaven

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*grins and winks*

Then I'd say your closer to knowing my secret then you think Sir

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:37:35 AM

RedHotAndSoSexy

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Sometimes sarcasm is the best form of honesty

Oh, that is for damn sure; but strangely, not many people realize it or appreciate it. That is why sarcasm threatens people, they feel intimidated and they are not sure why....

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:37:45 AM

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There's little more alluring than being hard to decipher.

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RE: Have you ever wondered.. - 3/10/2008 11:49:57 AM

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There's little more alluring than being hard to decipher.

In a woman I agree. But again I like a challenge. Have a fun day all, I am off to go draw pretty pictures of a hallway for midterms

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