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Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 4:37:10 PM   
RealityLicks


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Status: offline 		In the last six months, something strange has been washing up on Vancouver's shoreline.  Grisly remains are appearing, all unidentifiable by DNA.  They also have something else in common: people are finding dismembered human feet... bizarrely, all right feet.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/mar/06/canada
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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 4:48:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Moan... I thought this was going to be about some paradise island in the Maldives, and I find a sinister article about severed right feet... man!

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 4:49:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		i choose nude womens volleyball

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 4:51:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		but faery, when the ball smacks your tits it hurts too much, can't we at least wear shirts?

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 4:54:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		NO! you need to learn to shake your bewbs to knock the volleyball away.

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 5:36:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		It makes for a great "roman noir" story though, Licks. My mind's racing at the possibilities. Unless you're already working on it?

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 5:43:05 PM   
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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 5:45:59 PM   
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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 5:46:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I know, Toppy, wait till I get my hands on him: false advertising or wot?!

Still, what an interesting story; it's worthy of a novel, no? What do you think it is? WHO is cutting off people's right feet and chucking them in the ocean? What's their kink? My mind's racing with the possibilities. There's no end to human imagination, and this case is the proof of that :-) .

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 5:48:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Not everyone agrees. Curtis Ebbesmeyer, a former professor of oceanography at the University of Washington, and an expert in floating objects (he is writing a book called The Floating World for HarperCollins), said: "Left footwear and right footwear often tend to wash up at different times at different places because they float differently.

"There are beaches that collect mostly rights and other beaches that collect mostly lefts. The winds or the currents sort out left and right footwear."
 
How fucked-up is that???

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 5:54:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		It would make a great novel! 

Some Jeffery Dahmer type, with a unreasoning fear of right feet?  *grin*


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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 6:06:04 PM   
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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/5/2008 6:24:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
"There are beaches that collect mostly rights and other beaches that collect mostly lefts. The winds or the currents sort out left and right footwear."
 
How fucked-up is that???


Not nearly as fucked up as "the trainers would allow the feet to happily pootle for some time." WHAT???

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RE: Choose: beachcombing or jogging - 3/6/2008 1:21:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		While I'd love to invite you all to a tropical beach, I'll pass on offering dismemberment as a leisure option. Nude volleyball will do me.

As for left and right feet floating in different directions - it makes sense as a theory but I just hope this oceanographer hasn't done any field research on it.

PS Still waiting for kittin to get her hands on me.

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