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Feric -> Limerick (2/28/2008 1:10:31 PM)
To the penis of feeble old Schuster Was attached an electrical booster In a screw With Miss Drew The main reostat blew, And she felt like a snowplow had goosed her!

Absolutemaster -> RE: Limerick (2/28/2008 1:19:30 PM)
There was a young lady called Alice, Used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her vagina In South Carolina, And part of her anus in Dallas.

HypnoticDan -> RE: Limerick (2/28/2008 6:01:58 PM)
There was a vampire named Mabel who's period was quite unstable and every full moon she'd get out a spoon and drink herself under the table.

LivingInSin -> RE: Limerick (3/2/2008 9:13:35 PM)
ewwww[:'(]

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Limerick (3/3/2008 3:44:02 PM)
There once was a man named dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. Although he had to admit, She smelled worse than shit. Think of the money he'd save.....

Sirandlil1 -> RE: Limerick (3/3/2008 3:48:02 PM)
A limerick that is left unsaid is done cause the poet was dead no time for a rhyme Sir's flogging at nine gotta go get tied down to the bed lil 1 {J}

slaveluci -> RE: Limerick (3/3/2008 6:31:35 PM)
There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a dick so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it[&o]

LordChainer -> RE: Limerick (3/3/2008 7:06:57 PM)
There was a young girl from Madras who had a magnificent ass! It was not round and pink, as you might tend to think... It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

sensualist626 -> RE: Limerick (3/5/2008 12:56:11 AM)
there once was a man from lass who had balls of solid brass and in stormy weather they would clash togherther and lightning shot out of his ass there once was a woman from new zelan who had quite the funnyest feelin as she laid on her back and fingered her crack cum squirted all over the ceilin

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