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LadyEllen -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 12:59:08 PM)
Do you mean to say Seeks, that at your advanced age you havent had prostate problems? I suggest you report to the doctor's and make some noise tomorrow - the practice nurses are I'm sure well practiced in locating prostates, and its always much easier to find something when youve been shown the way, than working it out yourself on a map. Alternatively if you prefer maps, you can also find a prostate not far from Jihlava in the south of the Czech Republic. It goes by the name of the Other World Kingdom I believe. E

Politesub53 -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 1:03:30 PM)
Seeks.... I know you post with your head up your arse, it must be cool to see whats going on up there.[sm=banana.gif]

seeksfemslave -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 1:23:00 PM)
[sm=boxer.gif] I'll get you at playtime [sm=boxer.gif]

Lucylastic -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 1:40:20 PM)
Theres ya problem Seeks, you are using the wrong side, ya gotta use the bristles, just no toothpaste, toothpaste is for toothy pegs and burns tender little bottoms OK Im gonna stop now, the sadist in me is bursting with evil ideas shudders at the colour of your teeth, mouthwash dear chap and hurry get another toothbrush for your prostate :) a soft bristle or a battery operated one wiping tears from my eyes@ Lady E and Polite Lucy DISCLAIMER I realise that this is neither hygienic or sensible/smart/safe/ but hell its making me snort

MissMorrigan -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 2:08:55 PM)
Lucy, I fear it would make my eyes bleed but if it educates the mass, I'm willing to make such a sacrifice. quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic oh sweet gawd Seeks, Im laughin so hard right now, trying to imagine you rubbin it yourself....what are you using? I think you need more than a couple of rubs...... MissM you are making me shriek please please send me the video..I having such wonderful visuals here Lucy

MissMorrigan -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 2:11:39 PM)
Is that why Colgate refers to it as the 'ring' of minty freshness? Now see here, Seeks. I have a more gentler side to my nature, I can be the nurturing type... smother people with kindness. quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Me toothbrush. You keep MsM away from me, she seems a bit too much of a swashbuckler for my liking. I think she ought to be a vet. OMG I've just noticed me teeth have gone a funny colour. I really am on the way out. Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp.

seeksfemslave -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 4:21:55 PM)
If you say so MsM. But judging from what you have posted I would far rather see you with your arm up a cows arse than anywhere near me. I'm sensitive I am.

Griswold -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 4:52:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave In another thread the idea of involuntary erection and prostate stimulation came up, so to speak. Well I thought this sounds good to me so I think I will have a feel and see what happens. I think I found it; I gave it a couple of rubs and nothing much happened. Does this mean I am more dead than alive. I'm really worried now. Well, by "it"...I'm not sure if you refer to your prostate or your erection. Allow me to say....if you found "it" and it's your erection...and you're still not sure (it'd be that thing in the front that's bigger now since you've been touching it)....you might be dead. If however, by "it" you mean you found your *prostate....do what my Mom always said to do (no matter what the hell I was doing actually); "Go wash your damn fingers!!!!!!"*

seeksfemslave -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 5:07:05 PM)
Too late I have already eaten dinner. Lovely it was. Dipped my fingers in the gravy. Deeeeeeelishus

Griswold -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 5:27:12 PM)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: The Prostate (2/18/2008 5:31:09 PM)
You're a sick, sick man, Seeks grin

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