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New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 6:27:44 AM

MistressVnus

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In another post, domiguy was talking about this section of the Chicago Reader, called "Missed Matches" that allows people to put in an add in which they are trying to find people the met, or saw, by happenstance, somwhere. But, they didn't get a chance to exchange names, phone numbers...and so on. I am copy/pasting the examples of these adds from another post and providing domiguy's add of one. *chuckle*
Would you like to post an add? What would it say?

Book better than the movie
"You got on the red line heading north, and you had a copy of the Virgin Suicides with you. You were liking the book more than the movie. I wanted to chat more, but I had to get off. Maybe we could go get some coffee or tea, and talk more?
When: Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Where: Red Line Harrison Stop
I saw a: Woman
I am a: Man
Date posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2008"

or

Big Chicks, Saturday Feb 9
YOU: standing at the front end of the bar with a friend who I spoke to about his copper braclet... you're tall, slim, young, dark hair, eyes that a guy like me would like to wake up to, and a smile that made me smile inside. ME: all talk, no action, sat near you with my friend, shooting glances over your friend's shoulder... if you can identify me, and I can get to know you in a considerably quieter environment- please, please let me know.
When: Saturday, February 9, 2008
Where: Big Chicks
I saw a: Man
I am a: Man
Date posted: Sunday, February 10, 2008

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'Domiguy"
You: Saw you on CM...Attractive brunette, with big tits...Talking about receiving your new "collar of consideration"...You mentioned that your love of oral is only exceeded by your insatiable thirst for anal. The kind of gal I would like to wake up to and leave upon finding something more interesting to do.
Me: Stud.
Call me.

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 6:29:09 AM

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YOU: You were mopping up the floor in the hallway that leads to the bathroom in Chili's Restaurant.
You were down to the very end of the hall just in front of the ladies bathroom door. You looked up at me
with a smile and said, "Damn, I'm glad thats finished."

ME: I looked at you. Spread my legs a little and let the piss I was going to utilize the bathroom for drip down onto the floor from under my skirt. I stared straight into your eyes with an evil grin and said, "I NEVER wear panties. And, oh, by the way you missed a spot.

When: Thurs. Feb 14, 2008

Where: Chili's Restaurant at Main and 7th

Me: Goddess

You: mop boy

I left my number on the bathroom wall. If you can figure out which one it is, call me. I need my floors washed.

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 9:10:15 AM

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One plus one, then divide the legs = 3
Sex = 0.666
"You were sitting there, quietly reading QED as a bunch of frat boys invited you to their party. You stared at them long and cold until they left, returning to your book. My heart now runs on charge quanta, but the field seems to be acting at a distance elsewhere."
When: 2 AM, Jan 1, 2008
Where: Alone in a library group study room
I saw: Sexy geek
I am: Horny geek
Date posted: Feb 16, 2008

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 9:26:52 AM

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quote:

"You were sitting there, quietly reading QED as a bunch of frat boys invited you to their party. You stared at them long and cold until they left, returning to your book. My heart now runs on charge quanta, but the field seems to be acting at a distance elsewhere."
When: 2 AM, Jan 1, 2008
Where: Alone in a library group study room
I saw: Sexy geek
I am: Horny geek
Date posted: Feb 16, 2008

Did you want this Sexy geek to find you? Or, you just wanted her to know she was being adored.?
Hypotheitcally speaking, of course.
Oh, and did you apply linear frequency modulation, or some other similar encoding to the transmitted pulses of your heart?

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 9:31:16 AM

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The electrostatic forces due to the various movements of my penis have been tuned to defract and refract at her, interfering contstructively in her perceptive naughty bits with such sensual precission as to violate the uncertainty principle. Unfortunately, she came so fast that she's stuck in relativistic time dialation, so her orgasm will last for the next thousand years over which time she'll know nothing but bliss.

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 10:03:25 AM

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quote:

The electrostatic forces due to the various movements of my penis have been tuned to defract and refract at her, interfering contstructively in her perceptive naughty bits with such sensual precission as to violate the uncertainty principle. Unfortunately, she came so fast that she's stuck in relativistic time dialation, so her orgasm will last for the next thousand years over which time she'll know nothing but bliss.

I don't believe you. Prove it!! Do it to me so I can see for myself!!

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 10:18:03 AM

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*lol*

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 12:41:22 PM

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I gotta get outta this place
You walk past my window on your way to a business lunch. Looking handsome in your investment banker attire. I bet you smell good. You don't feel my eyes upon you.

When: random week days
Where: small town U.S.A.
I saw a: Man, possibly rich and charming.
I am a: Woman, in need of escape

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 12:53:53 PM

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You: A big beautiful smile adorned by gorgeous brown eyes and hair...We made eye contact. As our eyes locked you mumbled something about my "Velveeta" tshirt. You were reading an Anne Rice book. You said I reminded you of Lestat. I said you were really creepy. You suggested that we could take a walk if it were not for your impending SCA meeting. I wouldn't have continued the conversation if it wasn't for your tits and ass....They more than compensated for everything. I think we could be perfect together. You like Ramen noodles?

When Feb 13th, 2008.

Where: Methadone Clinic

I saw a: Hottie

I am: 100% man....I spell that M.A.N.

See you next Wednesday?

< Message edited by domiguy -- 2/16/2008 12:54:28 PM >

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 1:06:47 PM

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~FR~

YOU: I have a penis.
ME: I have a vagina.

Let's get together.

:)

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 1:07:43 PM

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Talking Trash, Friday mornings
YOU: Cruising by my house, teasing in your beater and overalls, little tufts of hair peeking out front and back, your orange gloves flaunting your man work, your “pecs” jiggling in the sunlight as you grasp and toss. Mmmmmmmm. Every week it’s the same and I wonder if what you “pick up” from me sparks any interest? The bitter coffee grounds, the empty Lean Cuisine “Comfort Classics” containers, the bits of Kleenex encrusted with my tears and mucus, secreted by the agony of watching you grip the bar and swing your “hefty” leg back up onto the chariot that will spirit you away to the next lucky stop on your path. Don’t leave me at the curb, my love…

When: Every relentless week, Friday mornings (unless there was a holiday during the week, in which case it will be Saturday)
Where: The end of my driveway
I saw a: God in Wolverines

I am a: Hopeful piece of trashy woman
Date posted: Friday, seconds after you've left me "empty" yet again

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 1:10:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

You: A big beautiful smile adorned by gorgeous brown eyes and hair...We made eye contact. As our eyes locked you mumbled something about my "Velveeta" tshirt. You were reading an Anne Rice book. You said I reminded you of Lestat. I said you were really creepy. You suggested that we could take a walk if it were not for your impending SCA meeting. I wouldn't have continued the conversation if it wasn't for your tits and ass....They more than compensated for everything. I think we could be perfect together. You like Ramen noodles?

When Feb 13th, 2008.

Where: Methadone Clinic

I saw a: Hottie

I am: 100% man....I spell that M.A.N.

See you next Wednesday?

Oh Domi...glad to see you still care...

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 1:14:23 PM

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quote:

Talking Trash, Friday mornings
YOU: Cruising by my house, teasing in your beater and overalls, little tufts of hair peeking out front and back, your orange gloves flaunting your man work, your “pecs” jiggling in the sunlight as you grasp and toss. Mmmmmmmm. Every week it’s the same and I wonder if what you “pick up” from me sparks any interest? The bitter coffee grounds, the empty Lean Cuisine “Comfort Classics” containers, the bits of Kleenex encrusted with my tears and mucus, secreted by the agony of watching you grip the bar and swing your “hefty” leg back up onto the chariot that will spirit you away to the next lucky stop on your path. Don’t leave me at the curb, my love…

When: Every relentless week, Friday mornings (unless there was a holiday during the week, in which case it will be Saturday)
Where: The end of my driveway
I saw a: God in Wolverines

I am a: Hopeful piece of trashy woman
Date posted: Friday, seconds after you've left me "empty" yet again

Okay, THAT one has me literally laughing out loud!!!

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 3:53:08 PM

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FREE ADMISSION
YOU: I notice you fighting with the others over a certain section of the paper every Sunday. One day I looked at what it was after you set it down. It was the "Missed Matches" section. I wondered who you were looking for. And, as time went on, I began to notice other things about you. And it made me wet. Especially that cute ass and those bunnie slippers. Sometimes I saw you staring at me, blankly. Then I caught you motioning to me a couple times in that cute way you have that looks like your sewing your fingers together. I knew you wanted me. So, I posted this in the paper for you to read.

When: This Sunday right after you read this article.
Where: The utility closet, Cook County Hosp, 5th floor, Psyche unit.

I saw: A neglected, misunderstood, cute guy with hot ass and bunnie slippers with a sexy Thorazine shuffle.
You will find: Nurse Kratchet with a broom handle, portable shock tx machine, and a reassuring HUG!!

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/16/2008 6:28:32 PM

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I almost forget to tell you. That is just tooooooooooooooooooo freakin funny!!
I think we should come up with a prize for the best "Missed Match" add posted. I have a feeling, with time, this is going to be a hilarious thread.

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"I'm not IN the lifestyle. The lifestyle is in Me!"

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RE: New Domigame: Missed Matches - 2/18/2008 9:32:02 AM

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Thank you! I dig yours too, but then, you are always effing hilarious!

Thanks for the thread

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