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Noah -> Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 7:23:06 PM)

In another thread I saw:

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I perv a lot of profiles.
...
~Christina
[Thanks blushes]

Is "perv" interchangeable with "look at" now? Or is some nuance escaping me?

(I usually chain them down pretty good)

Maybe perv is on its way to the sort of grammatical adaptability which "fuck" and "shit" used to have a lock on.

quote:

No shit. I mean fuck if that pervotastic shitfuck didn't perv down to the fuckin' pervateria to perv some pervacious shit for the shittin' pervfuck tonight. I mean, fuck. What the shit is he perving about? Pervs me out. And that fuckshit pervs the fuck out of his pervy little fuckperv every time she pervs his shit perving with that kind of fucking fuck perveshit fuckperve shit       perve              fuck  ...

Sorry. What was I saying?



Your thoughts?

[thanks, blushes]






KatyLied -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:02:13 PM)

Is this your pathetic attempt to get pity pervs?     [;)]




LadyHathor -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:12:19 PM)

My profile gets perved, sometimes 3 minutes apart by the same person(s), its creepy because I so know what they are doing--[:-]




RedMagic1 -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:14:13 PM)

You said you weren't going to tell anyone about that!




xxblushesxx -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:14:43 PM)

Ok, I bit.
(you should let me know when you quote me...I feel, oddly, honored and humiliated all at the same time...)
Very nice profile (except for the lack of pics.)
And the journal entries were truly funny.
I'm going to have to give you an A- (it would have been a solid A, or maybe even an A+ had there been hot pics. I'm just sayin'...)
[;)][:D]

~Christina




MzMia -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:17:39 PM)

Yes, "perv" is interchangeable with look at now.
Not sure, why.
But I am gonna look at all and any profiles as much as I want.
No matter, WHAT they call it.
 
I really never got the "perv" thing.
I guess we have different definitions of "perv" around here. [:D]
Perving, to ME, is a hell of a lot more than looking at a profile.




GreedyTop -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:29:53 PM)

MzMia.... who knows whats going on, on the other side of the monitor...LOL




Muttling -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:31:56 PM)

quote:

quote:

No shit. I mean fuck if that pervotastic shitfuck didn't perv down to the fuckin' pervateria to perv some pervacious shit for the shittin' pervfuck tonight. I mean, fuck. What the shit is he perving about? Pervs me out. And that fuckshit pervs the fuck out of his pervy little fuckperv every time she pervs his shit perving with that kind of fucking fuck perveshit fuckperve shit       perve              fuck  ...

Sorry. What was I saying?



I have no idea.   Can someone please translate this into english?




MzMia -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 8:33:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

MzMia.... who knows whats going on, on the other side of the monitor...LOL


Oh my! Now THAT is freaky!
lol
But on the same token, you can't put pictures up and complain cause people look at them can you?
Hell, I look at the women's pictures more than the men, it is a great diversion.

It is like flipping through a D/s magazine.
 
I love it when people say "They keep perving me!" if ya don't like it, then don't give them
stuff to lookie loo at.
---> off to lookie loo[:D]




Marc2b -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 9:15:59 PM)

I have come to see "perve" as Collarme slang for "look at."

I’m a guy. I like looking at women. I like ‘em even more when they are scantily clad and I think there are fantastic when they are naked. Since I’m looking just for the fun of looking I don’t care if they are straight or lesbian, dominant or submissive – they’re women, that’s the important thing. If I’m going to perve a profile I do them the courtesy of letting them know by viewing the full profile. Nor do I mind if they let me know that they see me "peeking" by returning the look (not that there’s much to see – I purposely designed my profile to be boring).

With that in mind I’d like to say to GreedyTop that I absolutely love the nudie shot on all fours with the look of utter primal lust on your face (in fact I think I’ll go have another look right now) – Yowzer!

I’d would also like to say that I DO NOT whack off in front of the computer screen! I let myself get worked up first, then take it into the bedroom like a normal person.

MzMia said:
quote:

Hell, I look at the women's pictures more than the men, it is a great diversion.
It is like flipping through a D/s magazine.


That’s another reason for "perving" profiles – it’s like people watching, only with an interesting twist.

Oh, for the record, I do not perve guy’s profiles but I do occasionally look at them if I think they have said something interesting, profound or really stupid.




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 9:46:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

quote:

No shit. I mean fuck if that pervotastic shitfuck didn't perv down to the fuckin' pervateria to perv some pervacious shit for the shittin' pervfuck tonight. I mean, fuck. What the shit is he perving about? Pervs me out. And that fuckshit pervs the fuck out of his pervy little fuckperv every time she pervs his shit perving with that kind of fucking fuck perveshit fuckperve shit       perve              fuck  ...

Sorry. What was I saying?



I have no idea.   Can someone please translate this into english?


Sounds like X-rated Smurf-talk to me.




GreedyTop -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 10:03:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MzMia

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

MzMia.... who knows whats going on, on the other side of the monitor...LOL


Oh my! Now THAT is freaky!
lol
But on the same token, you can't put pictures up and complain cause people look at them can you?
Hell, I look at the women's pictures more than the men, it is a great diversion.

It is like flipping through a D/s magazine.
 
I love it when people say "They keep perving me!" if ya don't like it, then don't give them
stuff to lookie loo at.
---> off to lookie loo[:D]


Yeah, MzMIa... I tend to look more at women's profiles, too. And I agree... if you post pics, don't bitch if people look! Especially the pics that are very suggestive..lol




GreedyTop -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 10:06:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b
With that in mind I’d like to say to GreedyTop that I absolutely love the nudie shot on all fours with the look of utter primal lust on your face (in fact I think I’ll go have another look right now) – Yowzer!


Wow, thanks, Marc!  :) That's one of my favorite pics... hmm reminds me, I need to add a couple more :D




Marc2b -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 10:14:54 PM)

quote:

Wow, thanks, Marc! :) That's one of my favorite pics... hmm reminds me, I need to add a couple more :D


And I’ll be there to perve them. [:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/14/2008 10:17:33 PM)

ok they're added..now let's see how long it takes for them to be approved... LOL




DesertRat -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/15/2008 12:07:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Noah

Is "perv" interchangeable with "look at" now? Or is some nuance escaping me?

Maybe perv is on its way to the sort of grammatical adaptability which "fuck" and "shit" used to have a lock on. 


Yeah, "perv' is the new collarme colloquialism for "look at". The derivation is from a thread you probably missed in which we were talking about how the "president" of Pakistan always stares at your crotch when he's talking to you. So we called it "Musharrifing" for awhile and it just morphed into "Pervezing" and then to just "perv".

Hey, it's a living language.




GreedyTop -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/15/2008 12:15:51 AM)

~FR~ the term 'perving profiles'

It's not just CM.. alt and b.com use it too.. as does AOL...




Zensee -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/15/2008 12:30:38 AM)

I like the narcissist feature. When you perve yourself you get that Who's Viewing Me in satisfying, fiery red.

You lookin' at me? I said, you lookin' at me?


Z.




CrimsonMoan -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/15/2008 12:33:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

quote:

No shit. I mean fuck if that pervotastic shitfuck didn't perv down to the fuckin' pervateria to perv some pervacious shit for the shittin' pervfuck tonight. I mean, fuck. What the shit is he perving about? Pervs me out. And that fuckshit pervs the fuck out of his pervy little fuckperv every time she pervs his shit perving with that kind of fucking fuck perveshit fuckperve shit       perve              fuck  ...

Sorry. What was I saying?



I have no idea.   Can someone please translate this into english?


Sounds like X-rated Smurf-talk to me.


Very X-rated.

Smurfette : Are you pervin' me you smurfin smurfs?

Smurfs : Fluffy yes we're smurfin pervin' you smurfette < lack of sleep and way too much chocolate are responsible for this




heartcream -> RE: Perv this when you have a minute (2/15/2008 2:26:39 AM)



Noah, I took a look at your profile, and I remember looking at it before--You have an awesome way of writing down your thoughts and views. I like the more recent photo, the one taken after they invented color photography.







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