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Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 2:53:16 PM

LadyHathor

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I have been thinking of training a new boy and as suchm reflected back on comments and statements made where the mouth went in gear before the brain was fully engaged--I thought that all of us have heard some things that made us say WTF?? So I thought I would start--D's and s's this is NOT a place for bashingm the design si to get us all to think and realize there is a human side to us and we need to be cognizant of that fact when the mouth flies open, so when you arrive for the first time with your intended D/s whatever the arrangement--here are some things that may get you booted--(some of these should be addressed BEFORE someone arrives)

Wow, this/that/these are smaller/larger than the webcam shows
Uhm that picture I sent you of my xxx was my brothers/sisters/ best friends/stolen
Is that a cat box I smell?
You DID mean I was going to clean!
You call that a beating?
I meant to mention, Im married
I'm sleeping where??
I simply cannot work in these conditions
I want play before I make a move to do anything
oh, I thought that fit when I sent it
Your xxx smells like xxx, I simply cannot continue
Someone else wrote that for me
So when are your Dominas coming over to inspect me heh heh
I'm not really a submissive, I just like promiscuity and strange sex
Can you release me, I simply cannot miss the Simpsons
Are you done?
UH oh, conference call be right with you
Hey, I made arrangements to meet up with some of my buddies for beers, you don't mind do you

Lessons?

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 3:13:26 PM

xxblushesxx

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Give me that! Let me show you how to use it!
My LAST Dom was much more dominant.
My LAST slave was much more submissive than you.
Betcha can't!!
Ya gotta catch me first!

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A nice girl with a disturbing hobby

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 4:25:17 PM

LadyHathor

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You know, I am also Dom, do you mind?

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 4:41:02 PM

MistressVnus

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This thread reminded me of an incident.
Youger fellow wanted to come and clean, do chores, wait on me, and basically let me see what his submission was about. I wasn't real pleased with his attention to "detail" and said that if I had to stand over him to make sure he was following my instructions it wasn't worth my while. And, that perhaps next time he would be more attentive.
Well, he calls me later on that night and tells me (in a snippy voice) that he wasn't real comfortable with the age difference ( I think he was trying to hurt my feelings

). But, truth be told, I agreed with him and let him know I wasn't thrilled about it either and that I was glad we both agreed it wasn't a good match..

About a month later he calls back and wants a second chance. I thought about it for a moment, then said "Sure!! C'mon on over!!" When he got here I put him out in the flower bed and to see if he was going to pay attention this time I said, "Oh, and watch out for the ants (fire ants). There are a lot of them." Muuuwhahahahahhahha!!
I looked out the window about a half hour later and he was gone and his car was gone. My neighbor was outside and so I asked her if she saw the boy leave? She goes, "Yea! I saw him weeding your flower bed and then all of a sudden he was jumping around all over the place then got in his car and left. I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die.

So, the moral of the story is....if you get snippy with a Domina and then want a second chance. Be careful what you ask for.

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 4:44:57 PM

peterK50

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He is not worthy Ma'am

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 4:49:29 PM

MistressVnus

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Oh I agree. But the ants seemed to like him a lot..Hahahahahahhaa!!!
I just wish I hadn't missed it out the window when they got him.

< Message edited by MistressVnus -- 2/12/2008 4:50:15 PM >

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 5:49:32 PM

Lashra

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Yes I'm poly, I just didnt know you'd pay attention to him instead of me.
I'm a woman I can take more pain than he can.
I'm a woman I should be the Alpha slave.
I know I said I liked pain but, I don't really.
Yes I want a Mistress, did I mention that I have a Master and he would like to watch?

A few of the ones I've been given in the past...

~Lashra

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:14:18 PM

PhoenixRed

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"Ya, I know I put regular housework and no-strings housework in my 'lives for' column. Guess they're ok, but I mainly did that so you would answer my e-mail"

and just tonight
"Have you ever trained a couple? "Have you trained females to be dominant? The reason I ask is that my girlfriend and I are back together. I want desperately to continue my training with you and would like to get her chatting with you. I think she would learn soooooo much from you and she could monitor me." This from an online sub that just started...this week. Guess he wants the 2 for 1 training special, eh?

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In the great experiment known as evolution, evidently there are some people who's ancestors were in the control group.

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:19:59 PM

PhoenixRed

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Oops, forgot two of the most popular
"I know I list as bisexual in my profile, but I'm really more straight. I really do love getting fucked with a strap-on though"
"So, would you invite your Domme friends over and let them have their way with me? I'll do anything you want."

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Everyone deserves a break from the person everyone else expects them to be.
In the great experiment known as evolution, evidently there are some people who's ancestors were in the control group.

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:21:36 PM

catize

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A dominant friend received this in an e-mail: Unless you have an overwhelming urge to make me the center of your universe and buy me expensive gifts, I won’t submit to you.

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:26:08 PM

ownedgirlie

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Catize that is funny to me in so many ways...

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:45:46 PM

LadyLolly

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Or there was this time...

A first meet with an out of towner. Rules are it's social only, no play.

When he figures out I really mean it - he's using my computer for hours "chatting" and scanning the local scene papers for a playmate...

Later on at my local community dungeon he's still showing his arse a bit, weedling and trying to play lets make a deal. Okydokey, snag up another local boy  and the jerk for a little tandem fire and ice play. Bind them ankle to ear beside each other on a big old table. Strapped down goot and tite. Procede to give the sweet boy a very nice experience. All the while the jerk is twitching and squirming just so hot and ready for his turn at it. I inquire of sweet boy in a series of questions:
      is it wise to try to manipulate a Domme?
       is "let's make a deal" ever effective with Me?
       just how smart is it to piss off a sadist?
All to the negative of course from sweet boy.
In fact, isn't the absolute best that can happen.........
I come over and purr in jerk's ear .... is exactly what is going to happen - which is nothing. Go back to sweet boy and continue to provide him with the rest of a very extended and pleasant experience....

By the time I let the jerk up I thought he was going to explode and he shot out of the club without even bothering to put on all his clothes!

Can you believe, some time in the future he tried to give me as a reference to another Domme? ROFL.. Glowing - NOT!

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:46:25 PM

catize

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

Catize that is funny to me in so many ways...

Owned, don’t ya just love the delicious irony?

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:49:15 PM

MissHarlet

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They never ever belive no play social only means " THEM "

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To be respected you must be respectful, to be loved you must be willing to love,
to be trusted you must be willing to trust.

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 6:51:34 PM

Leatherist

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You seem to fit my ideals perfectly................

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RE: Terms of Non Endearment - 2/12/2008 7:09:04 PM

ownedgirlie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: catize

quote:

ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

Catize that is funny to me in so many ways...

Owned, don’t ya just love the delicious irony?

LOL I do, and delicious it is!!

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