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PeteDfu -> Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 6:23:58 AM)
Ok, I'm new to this whole thing but I need some (a lot of) help. Please forgive me if I'm asking a question that has been asked a thousand times before. I just haven't found the answer so I seek your advice. I've read everything I can but still can't find any definitive answers. My mistress has ordered me to come here and ask about a way that any of you have had success with at penis enlargement. I've read all of the warnings and seen the ad's for devices from under $30.00 to way above that. I wih to obtain a device that will work and seek your knowledgable advice. I don't want any "smart ass" answers, only replies from those with actual experience are requested. Thank you, PeteDFU

Estring -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 9:49:38 AM)
Rub your penis for a few minutes and it will magically get bigger.

Moloch -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 9:52:30 AM)
Get one of these! [IMG]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9515/steyr2pa.jpg[/img]

seeksfemslave -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 9:59:59 AM)
It can be done but only via surgery. This apparently releases the bit at the back that is inside the body. I watched a grisly Discovery type programme a few years ago. The chap was small and it didnt seem to make a great deal of difference. He claimed on camera to be happy but I wasn't convinced. Hanging weights ? Does that work ? I dont know. I actually bought one of those vacuum devices but when I saw the veins swell up I stopped using it. This is true. If anyone doesnt believe me I will photo the device only and put it on my profile lol This falls into the try anything once category.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 10:14:09 AM)
i watched a program about enlargement surgery on one of those health channels. It seems that the majority of the men at the end of the program said that the surgery wasn't worth it. And it didn't seem to make any difference. i am a girl and the only experience i have had with one of the penis pumps was when i was at a friends and the landlord was selling the house. People would come in and look around and some would even go through the closets, made my friend so mad. So she set out the pump and several toys in the closet floor. LOL, some of the people left in a hurry and with red faces! Too funny. That pump certainly raised our spirits during that time.

angelikaJ -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 10:28:37 AM)
My questions for the OP? 1. How do you feel about your penis? 2. How long have you been involved...(and I mean after having met one another in person vs on-line)? 3. Why is this an issue for her? I personally would not have any elective surgical procedure...that would be a hard limit for me. Here is a link for you to check out (re: penis enlargement) http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/pe_faq.shtml

kittinSol -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 10:32:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Rub your penis for a few minutes and it will magically get bigger. The OP said no dickhead answers [:D] .

DaddyAndCarina -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 10:43:15 AM)
Seeing that I dont have a penis ... But I have been reading up on clit enlarging as it is something Master desires.... So I have been researching it.... Alot of times it you do have to spend weeks reaserching ... The ones that have dont it arent likely to chime in freely as having a small penis in a mans world just isnt a good thing ... I have read in my research about the use of testosterone based creams ... But the side effects for a woman using them can prove less than desirable ... you may want to consult a Dr and see if that may be an option

CuriousLord -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 11:29:29 AM)
Get a hotter mistress. :P Seriously, for most sexual encounters, my penis is, let's say, x inches long at max. (Vague for the purposes of not getting into a penis competition. :P) It may be x-1 or x-2 inches long for those times I'm not really into it. (But still long enough to be hard, though it's not always completely hard at x-2.) But when I'm really, legitimately turned on? It can be x+1; sometimes even one and a half inches longer than normal. So, want a longer penis? Get something that really turns you on. :P Also, this is speculation.. but I'm under the impression that those who more commonly have a lot of tetesterone and those that have a strong heart are both more likely to be well endowed. Going out and playing sports with some fury in your heart may get your penis going. It is, afterall, a penis.

girlygurl -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 11:42:02 AM)
OP~ I think it would be prudent to supply pictures of said penis [8D] I don't have any experience with penis enlargement (cause I'm a girl) so I can't help you, I'm sorry. But I'd be willing to take a look and give you my opinion on the size. girly

Phin -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 5:36:06 PM)
girly, I will show you mine if you show me yours [8D]

pahunkboy -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 5:57:07 PM)
I find a guy w a smaller dick is more responsive in bed...

slaveboyforyou -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 6:16:39 PM)
Seriously, fuck her sister. She will think you are a huge dick.

Aneirin -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/11/2008 6:25:11 PM)
Have you Googled penis length, if you do, you will find about 75 % of the population of males is average, that being about 4.75 to 5.75 inches. Anything bigger is the remaining 25% and that depends on a persons physical stature and ethnography. The remaining 25 % being a minority is regarded as not normal. As to enlargement devices, the medical oppinion of such vacuum devices is that they do nothing except enlarge the veins. A possibility to increase an erection and there possibly create a larger size, is to increase blood circulation. Look into exercises and diet that will strenghten your heart and make you physically fit. But if you have not exercised , it is wise to seek the advice of a doctor first. You are, what you are, if you are a tadge smaller than average erect, seek the advice of your doctor. Either that or find a lady who has small hands.( sorry, could'nt resist it).

PeteDfu -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/15/2008 5:03:42 PM)
Thanks everyone for the advice. I've decided that the best routine will be to find a new Mistress with smaller hands and whatnot. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image]

girlygurl -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/15/2008 5:12:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeteDfu Thanks everyone for the advice. I've decided that the best routine will be to find a new Mistress with smaller hands and whatnot. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image] Hey, good for you OP! There maybe certain aspects of our physical appearance that our Dom/mes can encourage us to change/improve but IMO your cock size would NOT be something up for discussion. girly

girlygurl -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/15/2008 5:15:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phin girly, I will show you mine if you show me yours [8D] Well, if I would have won the auction Phin, you would have received cmail for a week that included mine. *wink girly

NeedToUseYou -> RE: Penis enlargement? (2/15/2008 9:12:04 PM)
Well, just for shits and giggles since he's given up on the quest. I tried a penis pump before. LOL. hehe. giggle giggle. Anyway, It takes a long time to really get it massive I watched a movie and gave it a breather every 15 minutes or so(didn't want to break it), but it will get massive. It doesn't last that long though afterwards (slowly draining in hours). Not worth the time to me. But the thing (dick), I'd guess was about 50% wider at least than usual when hard and the head was somewhat bigger though out of proportion to the massive gains of the shaft, and the dick was somewhat longer(at least it looked it), and hung like a fully erect penis in length. Most of the effect is width. All it does is pull liquids in to the area around the actual spongy part of the dick, so the outside that is making it look huge is sorta soft like fat. I think it might temporary stretch the ligament to but it retracts or it looked longer for another reason don't know. I didn't gain any permanent effect. [:(]. But honestly even if I could make my cock bigger I don't think I'd select that shaft width to penis head width ratio, it was out of balance while inflated. Believe me it was wide. Best use in my opinion is pornos for appearance(it looks HUGE), it is obvious when of those guys do that (it looks sort of puffy), or they get fat injected(same effect), and doesn't look natural. I'd be lying though if I didn't strut a little in front of the mirror with my huge temporary slightly deformed looking cock. It felt different in the pants to while it lasted more rubbing and such, but that was probably just because it was a different wiener in there for awhile. God I better not run for public office, and get linked to this account. Mayor PUMPS DICK, News at 9. LOL.

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