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Griswold -> Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 4:30:43 PM)

It's the start of a new week, so as of Monday morning (early petitioners will be considered) I am taking applications for the following:

Extremely good looking Domme, big boobs, with a substantial enough income for me to finally live the life of leisure I anticipate becoming accustomed to.

Being that I'm a 90's kind of liberated sub...I would have no problem with you earning more than me.  In fact, so that we can remove that kind of tension altogether, I'll agree right here in front of everyone that I will quit my job the minute I choose one of you so we can simply move on to the proper loving frame of reference.

Considering that there will likely be multiple wimmens approaching me on this, you'll need to understand upfront that I may have difficulty choosing just one, and may only be able to give you, individually, specific days of the week.

Naturally, to assist me in my decisions, I will need to see several photos of you in 5 inch heels, push up bras, and in various poses.  Of course, it's only logical that these would be scantily clad images.







KenDckey -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 4:35:55 PM)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Grissssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   LOL




Griswold -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 4:41:09 PM)

Okay....so far the response rate hasn't been staggering....




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 4:48:08 PM)

crap...guess im out....i dont wear bra's and im not Dom




takenbyjohnr07 -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 5:08:31 PM)

i have big boobs so thats two reasons why my application should go to the top of the list. :)




IrishMist -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 5:16:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

It's the start of a new week, so as of Monday morning (early petitioners will be considered) I am taking applications for the following:

Extremely good looking Domme, big boobs, with a substantial enough income for me to finally live the life of leisure I anticipate becoming accustomed to.

Being that I'm a 90's kind of liberated sub...I would have no problem with you earning more than me.  In fact, so that we can remove that kind of tension altogether, I'll agree right here in front of everyone that I will quit my job the minute I choose one of you so we can simply move on to the proper loving frame of reference.

Considering that there will likely be multiple wimmens approaching me on this, you'll need to understand upfront that I may have difficulty choosing just one, and may only be able to give you, individually, specific days of the week.

Naturally, to assist me in my decisions, I will need to see several photos of you in 5 inch heels, push up bras, and in various poses.  Of course, it's only logical that these would be scantily clad images.





Well fiddlefuck
Not a domme; so I guess that leaves me out of the running [:(][:'(][:o]




GreedyTop -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 5:34:35 PM)

damn, I dont have big boobs, and I cant wear stilettos.




sophia37 -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 5:57:55 PM)

Are you a feminist?




Griswold -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 6:51:00 PM)

(Hmmmmmm....things aren't working exactly according to plan here).




luckydog1 -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 7:12:12 PM)

Try outsourcing....




LaTigresse -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 7:21:56 PM)

I woulda applied but I've not got any 5" heels and I am not sure my income is "substancial".




GreedyTop -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 7:59:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophia37

Are you a feminist?


Who, me?

Yeah, I think I am ;)




Griswold -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/3/2008 8:22:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I woulda applied but I've not got any 5" heels and I am not sure my income is "substancial".


Allright....how much you got on you right this minute?  (And I could negotiate down to 4 inch heels).




LaTigresse -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 8:17:13 AM)

Today I've got approx $20 cash on me and am wearing my insulated work boots due to a bout of fun Iowa winter weather.




LadyEllen -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 8:32:26 AM)

Well I have the big boobs as of mid January, I do have some 5 inch heels that I can just about totter about in and I do have a substantial income. I am also extremely good and I do look at lots of things, all day.

Which makes me the front runner.

Quite sad for Griswold all in all.

E





kittinSol -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 8:36:07 AM)

If you've got a new rack, you're ahead of the pack.




LadyEllen -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 8:40:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

If you've got a new rack, you're ahead of the pack.


Perhaps. If only my new rack was ahead of my stomach though.......

(gotta put him off some more I'm thinking)

E




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 8:50:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

If you've got a new rack, you're ahead of the pack.


if someone pays for mine (they're $5000-6000) i'd be happy to get a new rack.





LadyHibiscus -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 9:10:05 AM)

I have twenty bucks!  And norks. 




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Now accepting applications (2/4/2008 9:16:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have twenty bucks!  And norks. 


hmm now i just need 299 more people to offer me $20 and ill get a new rack.... i'd post lots of pic's of them too!




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