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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 11:22:05 AM   
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I was at a party in CT where they had human platters.  All I could think of was "how the hell do they lay so still for all this time?"

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 11:26:34 AM   
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I've been to a couple of restaurants...one in Atlanta and one in DC...where the waitresses were all nude women. Someone once asked me if the food was good. I have no idea. Heh.



Ha! That would've been my answer too.

Pet's in Atlanta...now that would be a neat little excursion next time I'm down there.


Oh hell yes. Where is this place? Or its name. Sounds like a good time to be had by all.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 12:01:08 PM   
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In answer to all the folks who are worried about short n curlies getting into the tuna rolls, I didn't see any sushi placed directly on body parts. The banana leaves were applied to the skin and then the sushi was laid on top of the leaves, so I am quite sure it was sanitary, and that's coming from a germ freak. I HATE germs, and the thought of things being "contaminated", especially with butt funk.

I waited tables for several years, and TRUST me, I can tell you stories that will make you never want to eat out again. What the hell, I have a captive audience, so I'll share some stories...

On my first day on the job at an Italian Restaurant that has several locations here in Orange County, I had the pleasure of being trained by a 21 year old pot-head who was showing me how they make their salads. He said to me, "And if there aren't any tongs, just feel free to dive in there with your hands." That's gross enough just to think of some stranger fondling your lettuce with his bare hands, but lets "dive" into this whole thing here and get into what was on his hands.

I NEVER saw this little turd wash his hands when he started work. He was a smoker, so before he started work, he had been smoking, he touched all sorts of nasty things like the front door, and clocked in on the computer that everyone is touching. He is handling plates and utensils that have been eaten off of by other customers, and those people could be sick with hepatitis or the flu, or maybe they just went to the bathroom and didn't wash their hands, or even if they did wash their hands, maybe they touched the door knob to the bathroom with their freshly washed hands, and that cancels out their hand washing because they're touching a door knob dripping with butt funk. He is also taking money and credit cards and handling those and then touching the salad.

And now, here's where everything goes to hell. Since he's diving into the salad with his butt funked hands, it doesn't matter that I HAVE washed my hands SEVERAL times, and I'm using tongs to make your salad, because I'm just picking up pieces of lettuce that have been handled by his dirty hands.

I was so glad when I was finally able to quit that shitty job, but then to add insult to injury, I got a letter from the Health Department three months after I quit telling me I had been exposed to somebody who had an active case of Tuburculosis, and sure enough, the person with the Turb was one of the Illegal Alien bus boys who was working at the restaurant! Imagine all the stuff he was handling! He was setting the tables, so people were eating off of utensils that may have been coughed on by him.

That is just one story I have, folks. Restaurants are gaping holes of germy hell, and if given the choice, I would rather pluck a tuna roll off the twat of a naked woman than eat at a restaurant with teen-aged employees who are lazy and careless, or people who come from countries without indoor plumbing and don't know any better.

I eat out at restaurants or get takeout maybe 6 times a year, and I think my family has way less episodes of diarrhea and vomiting than most, and I credit it to not eating out very often, and being very careful when I store and prepare food. My friends ridicule me because I go through hundreds of latex gloves a month but hey- wouldn't you feel more comfortable knowing I wear rubber gloves when I change a poopy diaper, and that I don't ever touch raw meat with my bare hands if you were invited to my house for dinner?

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 12:14:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gorgeous1

In answer to all the folks who are worried about short n curlies getting into the tuna rolls, I didn't see any sushi placed directly on body parts. The banana leaves were applied to the skin and then the sushi was laid on top of the leaves, so I am quite sure it was sanitary, and that's coming from a germ freak. I HATE germs, and the thought of things being "contaminated", especially with butt funk.

*snip*

I eat out at restaurants or get takeout maybe 6 times a year, and I think my family has way less episodes of diarrhea and vomiting than most, and I credit it to not eating out very often, and being very careful when I store and prepare food. My friends ridicule me because I go through hundreds of latex gloves a month but hey- wouldn't you feel more comfortable knowing I wear rubber gloves when I change a poopy diaper, and that I don't ever touch raw meat with my bare hands if you were invited to my house for dinner?


Helooooo fellow OCD person! nice to meet you.

I might as well have a latex glove fetish.. actualy I think I do.. oh.. thats an entirely different thread..

I can not stand unsanitary conditions.. and I had to teach my girl my form of Food Safety before she started cooking for us. ( I have my state of FL cert. in Food handling and Safety so I *know* what to do and not to do)

I am very particular about what I eat where... but I have been getting better.
If I see anything dirty about the place, I am out of there before I order.

Gwyn,
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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 12:25:13 PM   
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Ah, a lady after my own heart! My mom has her food sanitation certificate, as well as my brother, so I definitely have learned from them. I am all about the storage of raw meats on the bottom of the fridge, and having separate cutting boards for fruits and veggies and for raw meats, and they all get bleached, and running the plastic dish scrubber through the dishwasher daily, and using fresh towels daily, one for drying hands, and one for drying dishes. Phones, keyboards, door handles, the stove knobs, fridge doors, etc. get wiped down daily with clorox wipes.

My motto regarding food..."When in doubt, throw it out!" Is it really worth it to get sick because you can't bear to throw away $2.60 worth of pork stew meat that has a certain, er, stench of death?

I think the three day rule with meat is a good one. I always say there was a reason why the good Lord rose from the dead when He did- after three days, meat starts to rot!

I HATE left-overs too. I always try to make just enough dinner to feed the fam, or maybe a little extra to have the next day for lunch, but I really try to not keep leftovers more than 24 hours. Oh- and don't get me started on dairy products- it goes in the trash the day it goes past the sell by date.

Do you buy your gloves at Costco?

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 1:38:01 PM   
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FR:  Actually, the Japanese term for this is nyotaimori which roughly translates to "female body presentation".  The models in Japan (all young, all female) are totally hairless, and that hairlessness is achieved (supposedly) by plucking or dipilatories, as shaving leaves too much stubble.  The girl is washed with a special scentless soap, and reclines on a serving table, and the sushi chef places the sushi artfully on her body.  Only her genitalia are covered (the Japanese have a weird thing about genitals, but all other body parts are freely exposed in advertising, art and popular culture).  She is trained to lie very still, and assume a "contemplative, meditative expression".  It is the height of rudeness to acknowledge her.  The sushi is removed with chopsticks, not the bare hand. 

Like many things that Western culture assumes are sexual (communal bathing comes to mind), this practice in Japan is much less about sex than it is about opulence and display.  The practice is rare in Japan, by the way.  The Westernization of nyotaimori has made it "exotic" and online party hosts in the USA and Canada claim it is both an ancient art and is common.  It is not.  It is pretty much a mid 20th century phenomenon.  (The Western version also claims that traditionally the models are all virgins.  Interesting bit of food fantasy there.  Virgin olive oil, virgin dinner plate...?)   Nyotaimori  is often associated with Yakuza (organized crime).  Hmmmm.  Their crime bosses hold dinners where naked girls serve as plates; our crime bosses hold dinners where the "Boss" lectures about team work and baseball, and then slaughters a diner with a baseball bat.  Go know.

I can see that this could be exciting objectification to a submissive, but frankly I like my sushi with less warmth and sweat.  If you REALLY want a Japanese sex/food experience, try wakamezake, which is sake (just warmed, NOT hot, please) poured down a model’s body and drunk from the cup formed by her closed thighs. The name “wakame“, meaning soft seaweed, refers to the pubic hair floating in the drink.  I know it works, and with champagne, too.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 1:47:17 PM   
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it's just paying to look and not touch.


Yea, but just think of the possibilities with those chopsticks.  *wiggling eyebrows*


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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 1:49:50 PM   
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Emperor had me right up until the last line... then WHAM!  No thank you.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 1:56:42 PM   
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I just imagined the sound of a cat hacking up a hairball.........

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 2:12:50 PM   
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HEY  I'm not adverse to some serious waxing "down there" first, ladies.  After all, its only pain, and its only yours.

By the way...two tidbits for you all:   1.  I love sushi.  Far and away the best I've ever had comes from...NOT Osaka, or the Ginzu*, but from Arlington Heights, Illinois.  Come visit and if you are good, I'll take you to the freshest sushi I've ever had.  With globalization and the American love of sushi, that piece of hamachi in the USA is about 24 hours fresher than the piece in Tokyo.

2.  You know who controls much of the world's sushi trade?  The Unification Church.  That's the Moonies.  Apparently Rev. Moon himself strategized a world market in sushi fish 30 years ago  (concentrating on the burgeoning American taste for raw tuna and such).  They control most of the USA wholesale market (in a recent article, the Chicago Tribune found 13/17 prominent sushi resturants got their fish from the Uni. Church's controlled wholesaler) and  they own dozens of sushi resturants in the US.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 2:31:41 PM   
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Heyyyyyyyy bubba, not gonna be MY pain. No one is making serving dish outta my ass, ah.....okay.......other parts.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 3:08:17 PM   
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Very interesting...thank you for the little history lesson- I will definitely Google it, and hopefully there will be some yummy photos to look at.

As for the "pube shot" no thanks. Pubic hair is sooooooo creepy, and I started shaving back when I was 15 years old- before it was an expected practice. I will concur with you that plucking, although painful, is what I have found to be the best way to keep it smooth down there. The first time I plucked was HELL. I did it in small sections, would take a break, and then attack another section. It took about a week to get rid of it all. Now, with daily or every other day maintenence, I only have to pluck about 10 hairs, and the hair is becoming thinner and softer and it really doesn't hurt at all any more. It is so much more comfortable than itchy razor burn, and I am hoping that over time, the hair will just stop growing, the same way that repeated eyebrow plucking over time discourages new hair growth.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 3:46:15 PM   
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Seeing as a lot of you like food play, and sushi, and I like most things Japanese, let me suggest a movie: 
タンポポ Tampopo  "Dandelion"
From one of the entries on IMDB:  In this humorous paean to the joys of food, the main story is about trucker Goro who rides into town like a modern Shane to help Tampopo set up the perfect fast-food noodle restaurant. Woven into this main story are a number of smaller stories about the importance of food, ranging from a gangster who mixes hot sex with food to an old lady terrorizing a shopkeeper by compulsive squeezing of his wares.

It is a really fun movie.  It is very well subtitled, so you don't to speak Japanese.  And the sexy food scene is incredibly hot (although I've not found either a hotel with room service that will bring me live shrimp or a girl that will play with them...ah well, the quest continues...)
 
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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 4:04:21 PM   
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And the sexy food scene


For some reason, this put me in the mind of the food scene in 9 1/2 weeks... yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!


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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 9:12:37 PM   
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hair balls are no fun... no fun at all...


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The Fro is a no go!

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/30/2008 9:19:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

(although I've not found either a hotel with room service that will bring me live shrimp or a girl that will play with them...ah well, the quest continues...)
 
E.


Um.. did this Squick any one else?

I like my shrimp on the barbie.. as in BBQ... not the Barbie

*shudders*

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who loves asian food and culture.. but if it lives.. it dies before I eat it.. and if it has tenticales I am not eating it.. or having "relations" with it.

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/31/2008 5:53:47 AM   
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my fiance is having his 30th birthday party on Saturday, where people will be eating sushi off a naked table--me. I'll let you know how it goes (tho it will not be in the traditional Japanese form of non-sexual.... I expect to work very hard to keep still, especially once the licking starts......)

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/31/2008 5:59:56 AM   
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what if the "plate" farts, would it add to the aroma/atmosphere?

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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/31/2008 7:02:09 AM   
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what if the "plate" farts, would it add to the aroma/atmosphere?


Damn those bean burritos!


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RE: Sushi, Anyone? - 1/31/2008 7:42:02 AM   
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ewwww beans

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