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Marc2b -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/20/2008 10:44:59 PM)
British boobs are getting bigger and they’re worried about why? Just leave well enough alone! Seriously, far to many women think their breasts are too small when in fact they’re already perfect and far to many women slather themselves in makeup unnecessarily. Contrary to popular belief, many men prefer their women natural.

mefisto69 -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 4:45:14 AM)
It might well be some growth hormone in the lipstick. Pharma and Agri-biz are no slouches at using human guinea pigs. It the late 60's-early 70's, Agri-biz was experimenting with growth hormones for livestock. They ran their experiments in Puerto Rico - after all, what right to 3rd worlders have to complain when they're getting free food! Anyway - within 3 years, there was a dramatic increase of children under 10 reaching puberty ie: boys and girls growing breasts - girls starting their periods. They were sued and had to stop the experiments and ultimately, change their formulas.

LaTigresse -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 6:48:29 AM)
Good grief! If true I can only imagine what these suckers would be like had I been wearing lipstick prior to and during the growth process! Where is the, breast shrinking stuff, please?

juliaoceania -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 8:05:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Good grief! If true I can only imagine what these suckers would be like had I been wearing lipstick prior to and during the growth process! Where is the, breast shrinking stuff, please? This is why I have no faith in this "theory". Most girls do not wear lipstick in large quantities before their breasts come in, or while they are coming in. They may wear it a little here and there, but not every day.

AMaster -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 8:50:22 AM)
If it were true, I know some subbies I would buy a case of lipstick for. [;)]

MissHarlet -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 8:53:54 AM)
Lots of stocks in lipstick are going to increase in price if this is true lol. Its way less expensive and healthier than implants !

mnottertail -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 9:02:15 AM)
I think there is sufficient evidence that rubbing toilet paper on a womans ass makes it bigger.......I can think of no other candidate for explication of this phenomenon. DarwinDom

MissHarlet -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 9:06:51 AM)
omg Im going back to corn cobs immediately

AMaster -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 9:07:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I think there is sufficient evidence that rubbing toilet paper on a womans ass makes it bigger.......I can think of no other candidate for explication of this phenomenon. DarwinDom I never thought of that, thanks for the insight. [;)]

AMaster -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 9:09:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Good grief! If true I can only imagine what these suckers would be like had I been wearing lipstick prior to and during the growth process! Where is the, breast shrinking stuff, please? This is why I have no faith in this "theory". Most girls do not wear lipstick in large quantities before their breasts come in, or while they are coming in. They may wear it a little here and there, but not every day. Define "here and there."

LaTigresse -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 1:40:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AMaster Define "here and there." Here = left nipple There = right nipple.................DUHHHHHHH!!!![:D]

popeye1250 -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 2:20:18 PM)
Lipstick makes men's dicks bigger.

Aileen1968 -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 3:10:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I think there is sufficient evidence that rubbing toilet paper on a womans ass makes it bigger.......I can think of no other candidate for explication of this phenomenon. DarwinDom Hahahahaha

christine1 -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 4:01:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I think there is sufficient evidence that rubbing toilet paper on a womans ass makes it bigger.......I can think of no other candidate for explication of this phenomenon. DarwinDom well i'm going to have to start rubbing it on my tits then! hehe thanks for the tip!

GreedyTop -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 6:14:14 PM)
LMAO!! quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Lipstick makes men's dicks bigger.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/21/2008 6:23:10 PM)
so does lip gloss grow hair on balding males? [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]

MasDom -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/22/2008 5:24:40 AM)
I Just dont care any more. Use what you got, when you have it. If not try something else.

Muttling -> RE: is lipstick making breasts bigger? (1/22/2008 7:19:50 AM)
Damn......The top secret effort by men to put breast growth horomones in the lipstick has been discovered. At least the vagina tightening agent in the tampons remains a secret.

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