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faerytattoodgirl -> Secret..... (1/18/2008 10:06:56 PM)

"because your hot"

okay that line is kinda lame for a company like this thats been around for a long time...you'd think they'd come up with something better.

any other lame slogans you want to share???





Asherdelampyr -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 2:11:39 AM)

Not exactly a slogan, but I think it was AT&T who basically used a coffe stain for a logo for a time :P




Lucylastic -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 3:53:18 AM)

Have a happy Period!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, the only time Ive been happy about seeing  my period is when Im late!!!!!!
Happy Period my ass
Lucy




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 4:00:00 AM)

lmao




divi -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 4:04:09 AM)

 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Have a happy Period!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, the only time Ive been happy about seeing  my period is when Im late!!!!!!
Happy Period my ass
Lucy


lol.. that is a funny one I bet a guy came up with that stupid slogan




christine1 -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 4:56:30 AM)

there was a brand of tampon in the early 80's...it went under after the whole toxic shock scare, but it's slogan was "out of sight, out of mind."  dudes, that just doesnt' work with your period.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 8:54:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Have a happy Period!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, the only time Ive been happy about seeing  my period is when Im late!!!!!!
Happy Period my ass
Lucy

be glad your not in menopause!! DAMNIT im so old.




pahunkboy -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 9:17:20 AM)

we are number 1. it is so worn i cant even put a name to it.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 9:17:36 AM)

YES!!!! ME!!!

On my um's barbie crest toothpaste, the back of it says; 'for more brushing excitement look for these exciting barbie brushes at your local retailer' It also says you can go online to brush2bwild.com. Even though HM is a dental professional, I just can't get worked up about it.[8|]

~Christina




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 9:24:59 AM)

it is the best thing that you'll ever pee on.

i forget that product though....




DesertRat -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 9:38:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
it is the best thing that you'll ever pee on.

i forget that product though....


That was for a home pregnancy testing kit.

I hate the briefly popular "...A New Way Forward" thing.

Then there's the colon cleaning product that "cleanses you from the inside out". Oh yeah.

Bob




darchChylde -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 12:50:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Have a happy Period!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, the only time Ive been happy about seeing  my period is when Im late!!!!!!
Happy Period my ass
Lucy


there's also the new/current Tampax ad campaign "Use your period for good."

The point behind it is good, girls in third world countries stay home from school for several days a month due to the absense of feminine hygiene products; so every box you pay goes towards getting them their napkins and such.  But, hell; that's gotta be one of the world's most ridiculous adlines.

How about "Use your period for good... Dye my goatee."?







Lucylastic -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 1:45:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Have a happy Period!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, the only time Ive been happy about seeing  my period is when Im late!!!!!!
Happy Period my ass
Lucy

be glad your not in menopause!! DAMNIT im so old.



heheheh Faery, Im doing the peri......always had irregular periods,  added to hot flashes and night sweats Im havin a ball....
theres a sayin around.....dont fuck with a menopausal sadist
hubby was considering having it tattoed on my forehead, till I informed him I would staple his balls to his ankles if he tried:)
peace and light:)
snorts wildly
Lucy

edited to add to Darchchylde, I read that as goat!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok I need to step back into reality, lmao
Lucy




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 1:49:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

YES!!!! ME!!!

On my um's barbie crest toothpaste, the back of it says; 'for more brushing excitement look for these exciting barbie brushes at your local retailer' It also says you can go online to brush2bwild.com. Even though HM is a dental professional, I just can't get worked up about it.[8|]

~Christina


Maybe thats due to the Vibrating Spin brushes????




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 3:14:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Have a happy Period!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that, the only time Ive been happy about seeing  my period is when Im late!!!!!!
Happy Period my ass
Lucy

be glad your not in menopause!! DAMNIT im so old.



heheheh Faery, Im doing the peri......always had irregular periods,  added to hot flashes and night sweats Im havin a ball....
theres a sayin around.....dont fuck with a menopausal sadist
hubby was considering having it tattoed on my forehead, till I informed him I would staple his balls to his ankles if he tried:)
peace and light:)
snorts wildly
Lucy

edited to add to Darchchylde, I read that as goat!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok I need to step back into reality, lmao
Lucy



If you take his balls off i'll sell them on ebay.  dont staple them to anything just place them in a jar with water.




A159753 -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 3:45:48 PM)

I was raised in Palmer Ma, the next town ower was Three Rivers, MA, yes...the home of the Tampax factory, when I was in high school, one night some kids climbed up the billboard and spraypainted..."We may not be #1...But were sure as hell UP THERE!"

Unfortunatly...it didn't stick




darchChylde -> RE: Secret..... (1/19/2008 4:13:33 PM)

There was a pizza place where i grew up "Al's Firehouse Pizza", being in a small rural area they didn't have much competition; their motto was "30 minutes or less, or it's cold"

i absolutely loved it




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