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Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/12/2008 2:16:35 PM   
FirmhandKY


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Extreme Weight Loss Linked To Sugar Free Gum

Recent cases include one man who lost forty-six pounds suddenly, and a woman who mysteriously lost twenty-four pounds.  Both were linked to excessive usage of sugar free gum, and were not revealed until doctors asked about their diet and gum chewing habits.  When tested, both patients revealed alarmingly high levels of sorbitol, the sweetener in sugar free gum.  Neither patient showed any signs of having any other source for the sweetener outside of gum intake.

A more detailed article about the same thing here.

Chew gum: lose weight (if you can stand the trips to the bathroom )!

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RE: Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/13/2008 2:58:53 AM   
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Well poop. Chewing gum always makes me hungry.

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RE: Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/13/2008 3:39:09 AM   
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Guess I can't say "yer fulla shit" on this one, Firm.


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RE: Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/13/2008 8:04:14 AM   
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46 pounds suddenly.  I have visions of his stomach just falling off.
I wonder how suddenly it actually happened.


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RE: Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/13/2008 8:59:39 AM   
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Cute, but sorbitol-induced diarrhea isn't the most advisable weight-loss routine.

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RE: Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/13/2008 9:23:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY


Extreme Weight Loss Linked To Sugar Free Gum


Recent cases include one man who lost forty-six pounds suddenly, and a woman who mysteriously lost twenty-four pounds.  Both were linked to excessive usage of sugar free gum, and were not revealed until doctors asked about their diet and gum chewing habits.  When tested, both patients revealed alarmingly high levels of sorbitol, the sweetener in sugar free gum.  Neither patient showed any signs of having any other source for the sweetener outside of gum intake.


A more detailed article about the same thing here.

Chew gum: lose weight (if you can stand the trips to the bathroom )!

Firm



Yeah, but they died 16 weeks later from cancer caused by cyclamates.

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RE: Miracle Weight loss drug: Sugar Free Gum! - 1/13/2008 10:38:30 AM   
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Pretty cool, god forbid someone puts the spoon down to loose the weight.

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