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faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:34:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sukmeoff

[:)]Ok, I got it about the cone and such....that is just too funny....nice rating system you have here....hahahahaha
 
I can think of other symbolism though- esp with my selected 'scream name' for that cone.....
 
Thank you.


Dont u notice im chasing you with my shop vac vacuum??? come here!!!! chicken!!! LOL




Jeffff -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:34:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sukmeoff

[:)]Ok, I got it about the cone and such....that is just too funny....nice rating system you have here....hahahahaha
 
I can think of other symbolism though- esp with my selected 'scream name' for that cone.....
 
Thank you.


your gonna have sex with the cone?.....won't that be cold?.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Admrial Perry




dawntreader -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:35:15 AM)

Well, you certainly have a sense of humor!
That works well in this forums![:D]




breatheasone -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:35:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sukmeoff

I just signed on here......I did a 'search' I guess you would call it- first, 100 miles of my city (Reno, NEV) then 250- only ONE female submissive comes up? Good Lord, there's got to be more than 1 female submissive with a photo under 140 lb within 250 miles of me...or am I doing something wrong? I tried variations of the search- same thing....What gives?..Is this a real site?

Didn't you get the memo?....all the fat submissives moved to Reno. LMFAO....[sm=mrpuffy.gif]




Sukmeoff -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:53:36 AM)

I must be having a bad hair day or something.....wait, I have no hair...(jus kiddin').....OK, I am apparently too stupid to figure out how to reply to each one of you individually (that is, directly under you, pun intended) so I will reply en masse  (Somebody tell me how to post directly under the person you want to)......I see this post has generated a lot of curiousity and response......FIRST OF ALL: I wrote that profile in about 10 sexonds just for the halibut to fish around. SECONDLY: It may or may not be true, so you girls all have fun now, in finding out....THIRDLY: Thank you specifically: mnottertail, Stephann, KatyLied (too hot u r !), dawntreader (yum yum), nohalo (wow, and wow), Mistress Holly71 (cuff me anytime), CalifChick (smokin' photo!..jes smokin')........and uh, Jeffff- I wouldn't quit my day job and apply as a writer on Jimmy Kimmel just yet...lol......and to faerytattoodgirl: as John Stossesl would say, "Give me a break".....NO ONE.....and I mean NO ONE, on this sight is any kind of angel.....there is nothing disrespectful about being upfront and straightforward....why should Ichange the scream name and/or profile?...In the brief time I've been on here, I've already seen everything under the sun. I think I'll just keep it...of course, expand it and so on....and yes, with an S, not a C, and dawntreader- you must have got lucky with that, because originally I tried it....In fact, it rejected about 20 ideas I had...so I guess I'm not the only one........NOW, thank you all for your replies, no I don't need a vacuum cleaner, yes, I see the site is real, and yes, some sweet soft moist lips would be way betterer than a vacuum cleaner......so, like I said....Sukmeoff......hahahahahaha
 
[:)]




Maya2001 -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:55:39 AM)

Your age may not get you many responses or feed backs either [:D]

You may be limiting yourself a lot by entering weight, for myself had not had a recent weighing in some time so I guessed  low on my weight originally  ,  but a recent weighing  for surgery   ended coming up at 157 lbs I have always looked less than my actual weight , my pictures on my profile are all within the last 6 months, with my height and bone structure being as they are a 160 lbs is by no means obese, most would not even say plump, alright I am not skinny but    your welcome to view and then decide if your limiting weight to a 140 may create a lot of  missed opportunities and besides packaging is only part of what make a woman or sub the most important parts are whats inside the packaging




mnottertail -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:55:55 AM)

go to the one you want to reply to, in the upper right hand corner they got this thing called reply...............the one at the bottom justs links next in line-------


Hey, wait a minute, I ain't the fucking red cross out here, there will be a bill in the mail...........

Ron 




Owner59 -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:56:21 AM)

great nic.




Jeffff -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:56:34 AM)

Wait..........are you saying..............I am not HOT?........bastard

Jeff




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:56:42 AM)

but a vacuum cleaner will leave you a nice hickey [:D]




mnottertail -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:57:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

great nic.


Thanks, it's near where I live.

Ron




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 11:59:58 AM)

... you may want to work on your typing/spelling  skills.. alot of people on here hate textspeak...


and don't mind me.. i'm harmless






mnottertail -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 12:00:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Wait..........are you saying..............I am not HOT?........bastard

Jeff


I think it is more along the lines of you ain't vacuumable.

QuantumFoamMaster




Jeffff -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 12:05:16 PM)

Yeah..ok......well.....I never felt it was a disadvantage before.........

when I get my new.LikMEOff nic.......everything will be allright

Jeff




Kalista07 -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 12:07:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Wait..........are you saying..............I am not HOT?........bastard

Jeff


huh....damm.....And here i thought he was saying not only are You not hot...but You are not funny either.....damm...Some people are just harsh around here.




Jeffff -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 12:09:10 PM)

if I had feelings......they would be hurt..........sniff sniff

TeflonDom




dawntreader -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 12:13:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sukmeoff
...and dawntreader- you must have got lucky with that, because originally I tried it....In fact, it rejected about 20 ideas I had

[:)]


LOL! Luck had nothing to do with ... Timing, everything!




Witchywoman0123 -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 12:59:00 PM)

Nice new nic Jeff.... maybe you should go back to the vanilla cone and get a real licking [;)].  
 
Grrrr couldnt help myself, just had to say it [sm=trident.gif]




Jeffff -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 1:04:49 PM)

LOL.......if thats an offer...............well..................[8D]

LickableDom




CalifChick -> RE: Am I doing something wrong? (1/4/2008 1:10:15 PM)

Okay, as of right now, the following nics are available:

LickableDom
TeflonDom
LickMeOff

Get em while they're hot.

Cali




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