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Suleiman -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/2/2008 1:21:27 PM)

In my experience, the best way to find a Good female slave is to bring a cleric with you when you go to the market, so that he can cast "Know alignment"



Missokyst -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/2/2008 3:00:11 PM)

Holey smokes yes!  It always amazes me that ..emmm.. people who are unlikely to find young, fit, gorgeous, horny mates, believe that they can find one online who is just waiting to jump their bones.
Locally to me there is a man (not on CM) who puts up ads in various match sites.  He is a normal looking man, middle aged, with the same pic online that has been up for the 10 yrs I have run my group.  His new ad says something along the lines of not being able to find women who are of his standards.. hmmm..
Ten years (at least) would tell me that maybe his standards are a tad too high.
It is like there is disconnect somewhere in peoples heads about what they see in the mirror vs what we see on the outside.
Very freaky, and really noticible online.
Kyst
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ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty
If you insist on contacting others before they contact you, do you have realistic standards and expectations?  Are you only contacting 22 year old models, or have you broadened your search to people who might be more...ummm...compatible with what you have to offer?



kitttty -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/2/2008 5:39:17 PM)

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Are you only contacting 22 year old models,


Yeah, cuz don't ask me why- such girls are my territory.




softness -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/2/2008 5:57:38 PM)

tsk ....you mean you didn't get the memo about the secret twue slave whistle? 100% guaranteed to get all twue slaves in the area grovelling a path to your door?

tut tut .... it usually gets shipped along with "One Twue Way" and your complimentary Twue Master badge for $19.95



domiguy -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/2/2008 6:08:27 PM)

Dude....It's all about the mass mailings.

First, I start off first by race...Then I concentrate on size.


For instance, In my first message to the Asian contigency on CM...I will mention how I like dark straight hair and brown eyes...Maybe throw in a little gem like if they have ever ate dog or if they ever killed anyone with a throwing star? They love that kind of crud. Ask if they know the reverend at your local Buddhist Temple or have ever met Lucy Lui? Always try to be witty and clever with the under 140lb group. Mention that you like Asian women because they are all so smart.

When targeting the "largies" I pretty much just go into full "Cocksucking" mode. I assume consent and just plow ahead.

When targeting African American women....Use the word "shit" a lot. Talk about your whip. Say that you are certified lifeguard and might be willing to give some free swimming lessons. This usually seals the deal. If you still feel some hesitancy, mention some shit about a crazy ass "afterparty" at your place...Denzel said he might be swinging by.

These are just a few tips that have kept ol' Domiguy knee deep in slave snatch for the last few decades.

If you need more tips feel free to PM me.

I am a resource that should not be ignored.






Aileen1968 -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/2/2008 8:33:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: topcat

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
edited because I have a sticky "c" on my keyboard.


Are you typing with your labia?
 
color me impressed...



Hahaha
You should see what I can do with my belly button.



sunshinemiss -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/3/2008 1:28:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well, your pic does not look like you are 42 years old.  You use the words "True Master."  And you seem to be looking for anything with a pulse. 

For an online female slave, I would suggest:  www.slavesrus.com


darn, that site didn't work for me... it just kept sending me the same old tired emails.  sigh *wink



sunshinemiss -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/3/2008 1:33:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DominantMan4f

Because it is a free site, with a lot of females on it.


i... just.... can't... stop... myself...
*looks at my collar me website flashing "you are the 999,999 subbie served"

giggles



pompeii -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 11:33:17 AM)

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It (the picture) comes across as being fake to me. From there I'm not inclined to believe anything


I must agree with Aileen. The first thing I do is look at the profile picture when deciding whether to respond or not and if it "appears" fake, I then take a quick look at the text which usually corresponds in its 'fakiness'.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen on web pages the same photos (I can even tell you some profiles which can't possibly be real).

Hey ... that's an interesting thread in and of itself ... we could start a thread for fake profile pictures. People would post the URL of the commercial web site where the profile pictures were seen. Of course, that would just get the fakesters more clever, but, it would throw them for a loop in the first six months to a year on collarme (overall).



pompeii -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 11:45:40 AM)

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BTW you or I stand no chance against "the perfect liar dom"


Damn. Busted! :)



Prinsexx -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 1:17:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

quote:

ORIGINAL: topcat

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
edited because I have a sticky "c" on my keyboard.


Are you typing with your labia?
 
color me impressed...



Hahaha
You should see what I can do with my belly button.


Aileen abbreviated her 'c' not her 'bb'...
mind you having a sticky clit is still impressive



Prinsexx -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 1:23:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy





When targeting African American women....Use the word "shit" a lot. Talk about your whip. Say that you are certified lifeguard and might be willing to give some free swimming lessons. This usually seals the deal. If you still feel some hesitancy, mention some shit about a crazy ass "afterparty" at your place...Denzel said he might be swinging..............




it's fortunate i practiced reading william s burroughs and james joyce before discovering your posts Domiguiy.........



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 1:26:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

When targeting African American women....Use the word "shit" a lot. Talk about your whip. Say that you are certified lifeguard and might be willing to give some free swimming lessons. This usually seals the deal. If you still feel some hesitancy, mention some shit about a crazy ass "afterparty" at your place...Denzel said he might be swinging by.


how come you didn't send me such messages like that, domi? 



Jeffff -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 1:29:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Dude....It's all about the mass mailings.

First, I start off first by race...Then I concentrate on size.


For instance, In my first message to the Asian contigency on CM...I will mention how I like dark straight hair and brown eyes...Maybe throw in a little gem like if they have ever ate dog or if they ever killed anyone with a throwing star? They love that kind of crud. Ask if they know the reverend at your local Buddhist Temple or have ever met Lucy Lui? Always try to be witty and clever with the under 140lb group. Mention that you like Asian women because they are all so smart.

When targeting the "largies" I pretty much just go into full "Cocksucking" mode. I assume consent and just plow ahead.

When targeting African American women....Use the word "shit" a lot. Talk about your whip. Say that you are certified lifeguard and might be willing to give some free swimming lessons. This usually seals the deal. If you still feel some hesitancy, mention some shit about a crazy ass "afterparty" at your place...Denzel said he might be swinging by.

These are just a few tips that have kept ol' Domiguy knee deep in slave snatch for the last few decades.

If you need more tips feel free to PM me.

I am a resource that should not be ignored.






So, what your saying is when I open with..." I thought I'd give ya a holla ya nappy headed Ho"............thats wrong?.......damn.........explains ALOT

Jeff



Poppygirl -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 1:36:43 PM)

dont forget how much us big girls like to be made fun of, or called slut as a wayof saying hi! thats always a good approach!



Jeffff -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/4/2008 1:40:54 PM)

Duly noted.......I will fire off an offending e-mail.at first chance..[8D]

Jeff



QuietDom -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/6/2008 6:32:50 AM)

I stand by my tried and true method.  Get the biggest, shiniest red ball gag you can find, with a big black strap and a roller buckle.  Attach it to some 500 lb test line.  Leave the gag out in an area with a lot of foot traffic, while you hide around the corner with a rod and reel.

The most important thing is to not get impatient.   Don't start reeling as soon as someone picks up the gag.  If they actually buckle, it, though, then haul away.

Note that there is no guarantee that a slave caught in this fashion will meet your personal requirements (eg. you may get a male.)  That's no real problem, though; just catch, release, and cast again. 

Also, don't cut the leader if you can possibly avoid it -- the lures are expensive.



TMaster2 -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/6/2008 9:11:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Suleiman

In my experience, the best way to find a Good female slave is to bring a cleric with you when you go to the market, so that he can cast "Know alignment"


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edited to add-- I liked Domiguy's too, but one set of cartoons was enough



Leatherist -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/6/2008 9:12:29 AM)

Have the ability to facillitate it.



AquaticSub -> RE: The Best Ways To Find A Good Female Slave. (1/6/2008 1:10:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Suleiman

In my experience, the best way to find a Good female slave is to bring a cleric with you when you go to the market, so that he can cast "Know alignment"


Wow... that was wonderful. I wonder that trick works with masters too...



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