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Raechard -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 5:32:20 PM)
Too bad[8\|]. He could have been a someone.

bipolarber -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 5:44:31 PM)
And while we argue about Brit or Yank girls, an asian walks into the room and has every available guy following her around, like a chinese dragon... (I've seen this effect at several play parties. Beats me what it is... is it the long black hair? The perfect skin? The slight build? The way they look in shibari?)

seeksfemslave -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 5:55:29 PM)
Come and give me some luvvin.. I'm a Yorkshire pudding I am. http://www.autograph-gallery.co.uk/acatalog/S170_Kathy_Staff_.html

Rushemery -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 6:08:23 PM)
you guys are leaving out Russian girls, Ive talked with quite a few and recieved some smoken pictures! would have flown out to meet but I couldnt get past the thought of being met by lil old ladies without any teeth holding a sign with my name on it there beautiful girls everywhere you just have to sort therw the greedy ones

samboct -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 6:55:34 PM)
I have a buddy of mine who's gay. He loves going to London to pick up British guys. He's a good friend, but with all due respect, David Bowie he ain't. Seems to me that all the English schoolboys are into buggering each other because there are few attractive English lasses (I'm being tongue in cheek here if you can't tell.) and the attractive ones know it, and are so used to having men fall all over them, that they become quite snooty- kinda like a girl at either MIT, RPI, or Clarkson. Like the old joke- An Englishman would mount a mongoose for Queen and Country. Yank's response, Yah- well I'd rather mount a mongoose than an English girl too. Let's face it- the distribution of attractive women (and men) is not even across the globe, so there are well recognized hot spots where either the ratios of attractive/unattractive are high, or the absolute values of attractive individuals is high. I don't see why it can't be done on a geographical basis. On a historical note, many of the Yanks in the 8th Air Force when they went to England commented that Iceland had the most beautiful women they'd ever seen, but they were sorely disappointed when they got to England. They kept looking for the cultured English ladies, and kept finding barmaids who drank them under the table, swore like sailors, and could beat them at armwrestling. Sam (who has on occasion, found a number of English ladies very attractive indeed.)

FirmhandKY -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 7:34:14 PM)
FR: Ok, equal opportunity ragging on American women. Same caveats apply: American Woman Suck.com No Marriage.com Lots of stuff on the second site, but a photo should be enough to get anyone started: American vs Foreign woman photo. Firm

FirmhandKY -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 7:39:16 PM)
30 things you'll never hear an American woman say. 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 4. Bar food again! Kick ass. 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. 8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em? 9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. 10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass. 11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. 12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. 13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. 14. You are so much smarter than my father. 15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football. 16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 18. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 20. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 21. I'll be out painting the house. 22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride. 23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 25. Your mother is way better than mine. 26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something. 27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire. 28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! 30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

FirmhandKY -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 7:45:14 PM)
Another equal opportunity swipe at the US: Obesity by country. US beats UK! Chart

Rushemery -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/22/2007 11:45:50 PM)
# 8 is out I know 2 who did and really didnt need to

NorthernGent -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 2:16:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bipolarber And while we argue about Brit or Yank girls, an asian walks into the room and has every available guy following her around, like a chinese dragon... (I've seen this effect at several play parties. Beats me what it is... is it the long black hair? The perfect skin? The slight build? The way they look in shibari?) Now we're talking. We have loads of women of Pakistani and Indian origin. Contrary to popular belief, many of them are Westernised; in fact, they're more Western than Westerners - they love designer clothes, well groomed etc. Long dark hair, dark eyes, beautiful skin, tidy frames on them, invariably very impressive tits! You've got to be happy with that. Then there are Arab women: they look like they've spent 10 hours in the mirror. Great looking women - dark etc etc. Then there are our English roses - they'll do for me. I'd have to say that the obesity issue isn't one that I'd consider "humourous"; I'd call it childish and lacking manners. Good luck to those struggling with their weight.

seeksfemslave -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 2:28:29 AM)
Hindi women I agree. Too much Chappati or whatever soon exacts its toll. Many Egyptian women are also extremely beautiful. I also like that mature Parisian well groomed look. They tend to be a bit thin tho'.

NorthernGent -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 2:43:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: samboct On a historical note, many of the Yanks in the 8th Air Force when they went to England commented that Iceland had the most beautiful women they'd ever seen, but they were sorely disappointed when they got to England. They kept looking for the cultured English ladies, and kept finding barmaids who drank them under the table, swore like sailors, and could beat them at armwrestling. Problem is, Sam, the Americans have a reputation for being loud, over the top and obnoxious (whether deserved or not, I have no idea) - perhaps our cultured ladies swerved the Americans, and left it to our loud, over the top women to deal with them? A case of like attracting like, perhaps?

NorthernGent -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 2:56:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave I also like that mature Parisian well groomed look. They tend to be a bit thin tho'. 'Not a problem that, Seeks. Invite one over, and feed her fish and chips, stouts, stews and casseroles.....she'll soon have some meat on her bones. From Paris to Coventry eh......one cultural hotbed to another :-)

LadyEllen -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 5:33:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Yeah, that's it! Hey, maybe we could have an "Internet Gang Bang" with Lady E! I like them on the slender side and with their own money. I was a walking ATM machine to the last one. There may be a few hindrances to this idea Popeye...... not the least of which is that I need a walking ATM machine to fulfil your first two preconditions. Still, its the thought that counts I suppose? E

Rushemery -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 7:18:16 AM)
there are more men to women in the US compaired to the UK I think in Russia it is 80 men to every 100 women that and they dont eat out as often. Money is harder to come by and many people have extended families there where here we dont as much so there is more compition for a mate. I have also read that foreign women put families first and American put their work and finances first.

bipolarber -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 7:36:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: samboct On a historical note, many of the Yanks in the 8th Air Force when they went to England commented that Iceland had the most beautiful women they'd ever seen, but they were sorely disappointed when they got to England. They kept looking for the cultured English ladies, and kept finding barmaids who drank them under the table, swore like sailors, and could beat them at armwrestling. Problem is, Sam, the Americans have a reputation for being loud, over the top and obnoxious (whether deserved or not, I have no idea) - perhaps our cultured ladies swerved the Americans, and left it to our loud, over the top women to deal with them? A case of like attracting like, perhaps? Oh, the reason behind why we have that rep is simple: a disproportionate number of tourists from the US hail from Texas. The same state as our esteemed and popular president... You know, there was a moment in history when Mexico could have taken the whole thing off our hands... we missed our chance.

samboct -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 7:38:07 AM)
NG The running jape at the Yanks by the Brits was "They're overfed, overpaid, oversexed -and over here." In the grand scheme of things, the Brits were admirable hosts to the Yanks. There were some sources of friction-Eisenhower knew that if he put the Yank airmen in tents he'd have a second front in England-not the Continent- and the Brits graciously agreed to let the Yanks have some of their permanent facilities which displaced some of the Brit pilots into tents, especially when the 8th was getting established. Several years of war and rationing had reduced the available calories for the UK population, but the Yanks weren't going to tolerate that kind of privation either- hence the overfed comment. Overpaid-this especially rankled when the take home pay of a a US sergeant doing maintenance was probably higher than an English officer. I don't remember the exact numbers- but the Yank pay scale was very different from the British- IIRC- it was that a Yank would get paid in a week, what a Brit would take home in a month- if they got it. I think the quip from "Piece of Cake" was that when Churchill gave his famous speech "Never in the field of conquest has so much been owed by so many, to so few. was- he must be talking about our backpay.) The overfed and overpaid led to the oversexed comment, there were a number of instances where the Yank could squire around a girl in a much finer style than his British counterpart. It's very hard to argue that the British didn't bend over backwards for the Yanks- and IIRC, using VD rates as a proxy for sexual intercourse- the Yank fliers did OK for themselves- but weren't in the class of the British fliers though. Apparently the highest VD rates were for the British night bomber fliers- who were seen as very patriotic- and were available during the day as well. Sam

NorthernGent -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 7:43:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bipolarber quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: samboct On a historical note, many of the Yanks in the 8th Air Force when they went to England commented that Iceland had the most beautiful women they'd ever seen, but they were sorely disappointed when they got to England. They kept looking for the cultured English ladies, and kept finding barmaids who drank them under the table, swore like sailors, and could beat them at armwrestling. Problem is, Sam, the Americans have a reputation for being loud, over the top and obnoxious (whether deserved or not, I have no idea) - perhaps our cultured ladies swerved the Americans, and left it to our loud, over the top women to deal with them? A case of like attracting like, perhaps? Oh, the reason behind why we have that rep is simple: a disproportionate number of tourists from the US hail from Texas. The same state as our esteemed and popular president... You know, there was a moment in history when Mexico could have taken the whole thing off our hands... we missed our chance. Truth be told, all of the American tourists I've come across have been polite and warm; I was politely informing Sam that sterotypes and second hand stories don't always get to the bones of the matter, a sentiment which he volunteered in his last sentence.

RCdc -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 7:55:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY eh ... hijack away, dark. This thread is meant to be humorous. And, yes .... owning your own whoopie cushion puts you in the Partheon of "women with a sense". [:D] Firm Whoohoo![sm=mrpuffy.gif] I would also like to declare that the Brit women must have the best and rocking sense of humour - seeing as only Lady E and myself are still posting on the thread...[:D] (.placesthecushiondownforthenextposter.) the.dark.

ownedgirlie -> RE: English or American Babes? (12/23/2007 8:16:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark Whoohoo![sm=mrpuffy.gif] I would also like to declare that the Brit women must have the best and rocking sense of humour - seeing as only Lady E and myself are still posting on the thread...[:D] (.placesthecushiondownforthenextposter.) the.dark. Hey now, I'd have chimed in earlier but I just saw the thread - except I'm one of those uninteresting, unpassionate, desk-job types, heh. [8D] I'll add that the last slave Mr. Wonderful loved, prior to me, was a cute and sweet British girl. He still talks of her, years later. Sometimes he grins and mimicks her accent with the way she spoke to him. So, he's had both and enjoyed both...had she stuck it out through a difficult time, he'd have had us both together, which coulda been fun... She had soft hands, too. But being in the jewelry biz and all, she must have been boring, ya know? [8D]

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