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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 8:03:04 PM   
Sanity


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Status: offline 		Pancakes aren't so hard to make. Get the kind of powdered mix you have to add your own eggs and milk to for the best tasting pancakes, follow the directions on the box (and never mind a few lumps, they magically disappear), use a teaspoon of oil and experiment with the heat. Burn a few, under cook a few, and then they start to turn out right. Oh, and the batter's consistency is right when it just does drip through a fork...

I can cook a lot of things, and do it well. I was the youngest of five, and it was forage and cook or die because by the time I came along children in my family weren't all that precious anymore...

I cook better over a campfire for some damn reason. Uneven heat and mountain air just seem to make everything taste better. And I just love being out there, I love the challenge of cooking over a campfire...

Laundry, that's easy too. As for the house repairs, I feel for you there. I'm in the middle of that myself and my only question is, does it never end?

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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 8:43:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I do not pee on my pancakes.

Don't worry about not being able to make them. That's why God created Waffle House.

I do suggest you learn to keep house, however. Having once been a slob college student, living with other slob college students, I can tell you that nothing turns a date off faster than finding things moving in the sink which is full of dishes that have been there since the start of classes... and now it's Christmas break!


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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 8:44:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: bipolarber

I do not pee on my pancakes.

Don't worry about not being able to make them. That's why God created Waffle House.

I do suggest you learn to keep house, however. Having once been a slob college student, living with other slob college students, I can tell you that nothing turns a date off faster than finding things moving in the sink which is full of dishes that have been there since the start of classes... and now it's Christmas break!




ROFL I almost peed reading that!

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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 8:50:48 PM   
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Isn't the upside being a ski-bum?

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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 9:27:11 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		ok I gotta ask.....how many ladies practise peeing up and "out"  standin in the shower.....I hate squatting.
Pancakes? them I can handle... but toast? I do toast three ways, burnt, charcoaled and el flambe.
Socks?..... its a nightmare, two sock loving freaks who wear clean every day and two sock loving freaks who tend to wait until they are .....ripe, ...its sock hell here I tell ya.
Lucy

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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 10:47:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ohhhhh, ohhhhh i do ..... i mean pee while standing in the shower ........ mmmmmmm, not so much on the pancakes tho!
As for what You seem to lack Gris .... hire a maid, and have a friend with a small child come over and partake in Your culinary skills (or lack thereof!!!) until You get the pancakes, and scrambled eggs down ....... children are honest to a fault ........ You usually will not get any fluff from a person under eight!!!

i sometimes make the bed with Sir in it ........ i clean house on Wednesday, (left to right, top to bottom), do laundry on Thursday (leaves the weekend free for .... whatever!), iron as soon as is needed, and take apart the dryer in search of that lone sock which seems to always disappear once a week!
You may find this to be that which You seek ....... yet .... LOL ..... i have few friends due to my ....... uummmmm, need to "put everything in its' place, because everything has a place" syndrome! i typically will make family and friends beds' while talking to them ...... do any dishes that are sitting about, as well as throw a load of laundry in if i notice (lol, yes i do go looking!!) such a thing needs to be done. It NEVER occurs to me that un-named folks are slobs ....... i simply cannot help myself!! Is a curse, and i am blessed that others allow me to be me!!!!!
If You are unable to alter You ...... hire others to make You castle (and You) appear more finished ...... and if that is not possible ..... just tell folks a home is meant for personal expression ....... and You are saying that things in limbo best suit You!!!
My best to You ....... ohhhhhh and email me if You need me to file Your bills, check statements, and personal letters/cards for this past year!!!

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RE: Truth - 12/17/2007 10:52:29 PM   
KindLadyGrey


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Status: offline 		It has never occurred to me to pee in the shower, but this thread makes me want to give it a shot.

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 1:59:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		I live alone and I definitely dont pee in the shower, 'cos I very rarely take one, a shower I mean.
I pee in the sink instead.
Well... I have to go upstairs otherwise.

I can look after myself foodwise etc. House is a bit of a tip tho'

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 2:30:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Many years ago I was told if you pee on your feet in the shower you will not have athlete's foot or fungus on your toes. My toenails were getting a little thicker and I was not happy about it. I began peeing on my toes and one by one, over time each toenail adjusted back to more of the kind of toenails I had as a child. Some of my toenails are thicker than others still, but I would definitely say peeing on your feet in the shower is the best thing to do for toenail health.

My mom was complaining one day about her toenails and I told her my trick. She was not accepting of that idea, "I hope you dont pee in my shower." she said.

A few years later my mom brought it up again and I told her again and how my toenails keep improving over time. I have the gut feeling my mom is peeing on her toes in the shower.

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 3:40:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Be honest now...I bet you cant even hit your toes he he he he

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 4:05:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ok Gris so what if you can't make pancakes.  Go to a reastruant and, depending on where you live, I will make them for you.

Now as far as the peeing in the shower thing.  I veiw it as a must for 2 reasons.  1) I stumble out of bed and get into the shower to wake up.  Everyone knows that a man has to pee first thing in the morning, so before I know it I am standing there peeing in the shower.  2) If you don't pee in the shower than that means that you get out all wet, driping water all over the floor.  Wet floors are a saftey hazard, you could slip fall and hit your head on the toilet.  No wonder that so many household accidents hapen in the bathroom, so pee in the shower for saftey.

Here we go next month shall be bathroom safty awareness month.  All month pee in the shower for saftey.

Just realized that I didn't chime in on the sock thing.  Yes I do my own landury and yes it is eaiser if all the socks are in one place.  But what I am still trying to find out, and yes I have counted them, 12 socks go in to the wash and 11 come out.  Has anyone out there found out where all the missing socks go?

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 4:10:53 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

ok I gotta ask.....how many ladies practise peeing up and "out"  standin in the shower.....I hate squatting.
Pancakes? them I can handle... but toast? I do toast three ways, burnt, charcoaled and el flambe.
Socks?..... its a nightmare, two sock loving freaks who wear clean every day and two sock loving freaks who tend to wait until they are .....ripe, ...its sock hell here I tell ya.
Lucy


LOL....toast.
Hmmm, it never even ocurred to me to squat in the shower. i think i will leave that as that.
i have seen just recently in a post- this one, of someone's reply awaiting approval.
i guess he has been too vocal.. or just plain nasty ?

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 4:37:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		And if some of us had to hunt or grow our own food to live, there would be more motivation to learn to take care of yourself.

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 4:54:56 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		I live on the south coast of England and grew up fishing, catching, gutting, cooking my own fish. I'm self-reliant, have always been relatively independent, but suffer from a classic case of female-related direction sense deprivation. I get lost. I get lost a LOT. I can travel the same route repeatedly, it takes the twelfth time of me doing it before it sinks in that I actually KNOW where I am, and then, I turn a corner and freak b/c it's 'different'. I can make pancakes, I certainly do not pee on my own (I like peeing on other people's though, just not in Waffle Houses when anyone's looking and provided I found my way there in the first instance) but when it comes to a sense of direction I'm clueless. I can look at a map, plot my route, know exactly where I'm supposed to be going, but when I start my journey there it's nothing like the map! WTF is that all about, eh? Why can't the ordinance people make maps that LOOK like the places a person is visiting, rather like a pop up version of the A to Z.

Needless to say. I don't drive. I'd never get anywhere even if I did drive, and if I did get somewhere, the likeliness of me getting home again are remote.

Online shopping is wonderful!

Off to pee in the shower...

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 4:56:08 AM   
batshalom


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Status: offline 		Geez, Orion. If I had to hunt my own food I'd be a vegetarian. I love meat but I'm very glad it comes prekilled at the supermarket.

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 5:23:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold
(Buying frozen breakfast....that involves shopping I fear).


Dear G.-
 
Nope! In the northeast, we have Peapod .com, but I am sure you lefties have some sort of similar opputunity. If not- start one.
 
Stay warm,
Lawrence

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 5:40:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		well I'm a bit strange when it comes to socks.  I wont wear a pair of socks once they come off my feet doesn't matter if they were only on my feet for 5 mins.When my girls go and visit their parents i normally just go and buy new socks.  I have a girl that comes and cleans 2 times a week.  On those times I'm left on my own either the cleaning girl cooks or i eat out.  lalbobbilynn you can visit me anytime.  Yes i do pee in the shower Ive even been known to pee in the sink when i was younger (and drinking)

Eric

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 5:58:36 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		There is a solution to your situation Griswold - sex reassignment treatment!

Amaze your friends (if you still have any) and family (assuming they dont cut you off) with your sudden new skills in -
- operating a washing machine
- cooking delicious meals
- cleaning and tidying a home in under ten minutes ('cause it was clean and tidy already)

plus
- intimate knowledge of the characters and plot lines of TV soap operas
- instant recall of birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates
- empathetic conversational skills
and much, much more!

Disclaimer - new skills may adversely affect previous abilities to drink heavily, fart and belch amusingly, put up shelves, drive in a proficient manner and play (and enjoy watching) many sports. No warranty is given or implied that the buyer will (a) look good in a skirt (b) enjoy himself ever again

E


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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 6:02:54 AM   
batshalom


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Status: offline 		Lady E! If I reassign my sexuality, can I have all those neato features too???

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 6:06:02 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: bipolarber

I do not pee on my pancakes.

Don't worry about not being able to make them. That's why God created Waffle House.

I do suggest you learn to keep house, however. Having once been a slob college student, living with other slob college students, I can tell you that nothing turns a date off faster than finding things moving in the sink which is full of dishes that have been there since the start of classes... and now it's Christmas break!




ROFL I almost peed reading that!


Oh but laurell
was you anywhere near the shower at the time?
 
the.dark.

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