Feminita
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Joined: 9/22/2005
From: feminita
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
> > [Imagine that!]
> >
> > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> > [No, really?]
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> > Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> > [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
> >
> > Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> > [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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> > Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> > [What a guy!]
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> > Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> > [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
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> > Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> > [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
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> > War Dims Hope for Peace
> > [I can see where it might have that effect!]
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> > If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
> > [You think?]
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> > Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> > [Who would have thought!]
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> > Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
> Homicide
> > [They may be on to something!]
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> > Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> > [You mean there's something stronger than duct
> tape?]
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> > Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
> > [he probably IS the battery charge!]
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> > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> > [Weren't they fat enough?!]
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> > Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
> > in Spacecraft
> > [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
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> > Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> > [Taste like chicken?]
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> > Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> > [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
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> > Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
> > [Boy, are they tall!]
> >
> > And the winner is....
> >
> > Typhoon Rips Through
> > Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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