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cyberdude611 -> Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 2:01:02 PM)
I guess she wanted to take out Mickey Mouse... A 63 year old woman from Pennsylvania was caught with a loaded semiautomatic handgun, a pair of scissors, and a knife in her purse at a security bag-check in front of the park in Orlando, Florida. She was charged with concealing a weapon and is being held on $2,000 bond. She claims she always carries the gun with her but forgot it was in her purse. Florida does allows concealed weapons but only with a permit, and never in public venues such as theme parks, schools, sporting events, etc... http://www.wftv.com/news/14808302/detail.html

dcnovice -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 2:03:16 PM)
Wouldn't want to be nearby when she decides she's heard "It's a Small World" one too many times.

CalifChick -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 2:05:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Wouldn't want to be nearby when she decides she's heard "It's a Small World" one too many times. Are you kidding? After getting stuck on that ride (no vehicle movement but damn it if the music kept on playing... and playing... and playing), I would want a spot right next to her, and I would be reloading all the empty magazines as quickly as she was firing. Cali

dcnovice -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 2:06:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Wouldn't want to be nearby when she decides she's heard "It's a Small World" one too many times. Are you kidding? After getting stuck on that ride (no vehicle movement but damn it if the music kept on playing... and playing... and playing), I would want a spot right next to her, and I would be reloading all the empty magazines as quickly as she was firing. Cali Well, in that case, they'd be mercy killings.

farglebargle -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 2:29:34 PM)
Fucking Disney World Nazis...

CalifChick -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 3:14:57 PM)
Uhhhh, I meant we would be shooting the little animatronic statues, trying to hit the speakers blaring the music. Not the other patrons. Cali

dcnovice -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 3:23:41 PM)
quote: Uhhhh, I meant we would be shooting the little animatronic statues, trying to hit the speakers blaring the music. Not the other patrons. [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] Yes, that's probably a better plan.

laurell3 -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 4:19:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Wouldn't want to be nearby when she decides she's heard "It's a Small World" one too many times. Are you kidding? After getting stuck on that ride (no vehicle movement but damn it if the music kept on playing... and playing... and playing), I would want a spot right next to her, and I would be reloading all the empty magazines as quickly as she was firing. Cali Haha my friend and I got stuck on that thing for about 30 minutes with no one coming out to say hey we're fixing it, or we'll have you out in x minutes. We finally just got off the damn thing and waded through the quite disgusting water and found our way out and got read the riot act by a few security officers for doing so.

sappatoti -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 5:24:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Wouldn't want to be nearby when she decides she's heard "It's a Small World" one too many times. Are you kidding? After getting stuck on that ride (no vehicle movement but damn it if the music kept on playing... and playing... and playing), I would want a spot right next to her, and I would be reloading all the empty magazines as quickly as she was firing. Cali Haha my friend and I got stuck on that thing for about 30 minutes with no one coming out to say hey we're fixing it, or we'll have you out in x minutes. We finally just got off the damn thing and waded through the quite disgusting water and found our way out and got read the riot act by a few security officers for doing so. 45 minutes for me... not only were the boat/cars not working, but there were no lights either. Yet, somehow, and even though I couldn't see them that well, those frelling little animatronic monsters continued moving and singing. Talk about a little shop of horrors... click... click... click... click...

laurell3 -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 5:25:30 PM)
and the moral of the story seems to be...this ride is NOT fun!

Muttling -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 6:23:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cyberdude611 I guess she wanted to take out Mickey Mouse... A 63 year old woman from Pennsylvania was caught with a loaded semiautomatic handgun, a pair of scissors, and a knife in her purse at a security bag-check in front of the park in Orlando, Florida. She was charged with concealing a weapon and is being held on $2,000 bond. She claims she always carries the gun with her but forgot it was in her purse. Florida does allows concealed weapons but only with a permit, and never in public venues such as theme parks, schools, sporting events, etc... http://www.wftv.com/news/14808302/detail.html I'd just love to see the reaction on the perv in the Tigger costume when he tries to cop a feel on grandma. I know what my reaction would be if I was in the room.......DUCK

Real0ne -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 6:43:39 PM)
that doesnt make sense she didnt even try to hide it whats the problem other than someone wanting to make the evening news.

sappatoti -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 6:51:33 PM)
She was going after someone (my opinion).

MissMagnolia -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 6:52:48 PM)
I never liked the look of Donald Duck personally.

TankII7871 -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 7:51:30 PM)
She was fucking goofy All a bad relationship gone wrong Eric Sorry i couldnt help myself

NaiveTempest -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 8:12:00 PM)
I think she was taking along insurance to make sure no one tried to cut in line or held spots. The length of those lines can get freaking crazy.

laurell3 -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 8:21:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest I think she was taking along insurance to make sure no one tried to cut in line or held spots. The length of those lines can get freaking crazy. ROFL Maybe she really does carry a freaking arsenal with here everywhere she goes....maybe she was plotting to take out Mickey Mouse...who knows?

farglebargle -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/9/2007 8:32:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia I never liked the look of Donald Duck personally. It's the waking around in public in front of kids without any pants. Sure sign of a degenerate.

pahunkboy -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/10/2007 7:18:52 AM)
Grannies used to carry canes.

ghitaPVH -> RE: Grandma tries to bring gun into Disney World (12/10/2007 7:35:05 AM)
go granny go granny go granny go....little old lady from...oh wait..sorry..coulnt help myself... anyway, whats so surprising about the lady just forgetting it was in there? happens to me all the frikkin time. everytime I get pulled over for speeding and the cop asks if I have any weapons they just look at me when im nuts when I answer. "I dont know, there may be one there, or there, or in there, ~shrugs~" I never have any idea where my Sir left his pistol. occasionally it's in my purse. normally I remember it about the time Im pulling up to the front of the school to pick up my UM. fuck me.

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