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parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 12:40:26 PM)

(Black eye?  You say that like it's a bad thing)! lol

Granted, you are now a boxer at the Giant Food Store

I wish I had the next week off of work to visit my private island




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 12:41:53 PM)

Granted - your first fight is with Mike Tyson -watch those ears!

I wish it was hometime




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 1:53:12 PM)

granted but you home burnt down thismorning

i wish i could swim like a shark




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 10:17:03 PM)

Granted and you have the morals of one also

I wish I had a sub to play with tomorrow






celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 11:05:36 PM)

Granted.  Only she turns out to be one of those poser guys who acts female online.

I wish I didn't have to get up and work tomorrow




purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 5:02:34 AM)

Granted.  You are now in a coma that lasts 4 years.

I wish nothing else goes wrong for me this week.




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 7:16:51 AM)

granted but next week you get arested for selling drugs but its not you somone who looks like you

I wish the dog would listen to me




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 7:54:16 AM)

Granted, but now he can also talk and use the phone.... deciding to call your friends and family and give them up to the minute updates "puppy's in the bathroom... it smells horrible!"

i wish i felt more alive




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 8:36:27 AM)

Granted you are alive -just in a paralell universe where only vanilla exists

I wish i hadn't soo much wine last night




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 9:01:19 AM)

granted, you had too much ex-lax instead (omg....)

i wish i had some 'private time' this weekend




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 11:45:45 AM)

Granted - I am locking you in the basement until Monday morning

I wish it will not get windy like it did yesterday - I want to sunbathe this afternoon




celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 12:07:14 PM)

Granted....instead it's raining cats and dogs.

I wish I didn't have to pay for car insurance




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 12:56:48 PM)

Granted... you don't have to pay for car insurance, but you wreck your car and have no way to replace it :(

I wish MrSpectacular would visit me in the basement :)




Phin -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 12:57:48 PM)

granted you now dont have a car

I wish it was time to go see my girl




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 1:10:07 PM)

granted, but by the time he gets there, you're out visiting someone else :p
granted, but you're blind, so you never see her again

i wish it was cooler in this damn apt




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 1:17:14 PM)

Granted - you have just turned frigid

I wish I could spank a sub right now!




celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 1:37:23 PM)

Granted, his name's Bubba and he weighs 300+ lbs.  Enjoy.

I wish that it would rain and get it over with.




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 7:27:15 PM)

Granted, but G-d called... said you're going to need a bigger boat cuz it's gonna rain for a loooong time
I wish I had a better 'slut' wardrobe




celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 7:34:11 PM)

Granted, but it's all two sizes too big.

I wish there were still some chocolate ice cream in the freezer.




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 7:45:00 PM)

granted,  there's lots of chocolate ice cream - in MY freezer!  (you can come over if ya want, i'll share...)

i wish having chocolate ice cream was part of my regular diet




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