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CuriousLord -> Penis Study (11/28/2007 6:26:26 PM)

Penis Myths Debunked is an article on, well, debunking penis myths!

Some highlights:
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About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one
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“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,”
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The notion that penis size varies according to race, for example, is false.
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An internet survey of more than 52,000 heterosexual men found that 12 percent thought their penises were too small, even though micropenis is estimated to affect only about 0.6 percent of men
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penis-enlarging vacuum devices, penis extenders and traction devices rarely live up to their promises
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The doctors point out some ancient tried and true methods for penis enlargement, but these aren’t any more comfortable. Indian Sadhus men, for example, use weights to increase their penis length, while the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.


I think the race thing surprised me the most, as I'm very much into realism and it seems to follow that there should be at least some variation of physical aspects between races, to include penis size.  However, I'd like to note that scientific studies of this sort can't be perfect; so, particular races may still have slight advantages (a myth which would be a tribute to boredom to kill).

So.. who wants to hang a heavy, poisenous snake from his penis?

-CL, bringing you quality news since 2008!




juliaoceania -> RE: Penis Study (11/28/2007 6:43:56 PM)

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I think the race thing surprised me the most


There is no flaw in this study, and the issue of race and penis size has been investigated over and over with the same results...

When it comes to morphology there is more intra-racial difference than inter-racial difference, learned this in anthropology class




Sanity -> RE: Penis Study (11/28/2007 6:57:47 PM)

I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse!

Say...

Does that study say anything about men who feel compelled to use extra-large fonts?




thornhappy -> RE: Penis Study (11/28/2007 6:59:28 PM)

....like that German car ad from long ago... "VIDER ist BETTER!"

(but I won't turn my back on the longer ones!)

thornhappy




NaiveTempest -> RE: Penis Study (11/28/2007 7:44:38 PM)

I prefer girth to length. If you're long and skinny what's the point? I'm not a pencial sharpener. Not to say that it might not work out for others. Just that a nice small fat one can get me off most every time. And there is a such thing as too much sometimes if you don't know how to handle what you've got and the woman your with. Had a guy give me cramps once with his "over enthusiasm".  Guys with "big thangs that hang" please remember foreplay!




kittinSol -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 5:18:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

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An internet survey of more than 52,000 heterosexual men found that 12 percent thought their penises were too small, even though micropenis is estimated to affect only about 0.6 percent of men.





ROFL @ 'micropenis'!!!

Haaaaa... priceless :-)!




DomMeinCT -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 6:56:19 AM)

That's 6 out of every 1,000.   sad




kittinSol -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 7:15:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

That's 6 out of every 1,000.   sad


A very, very small number, really.




joanus -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 7:16:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol


A very, very small number, really.


*laughs himself into a Coma*




mnottertail -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 7:19:16 AM)

Why is it that when you tell a man, Oh, honey, you're so big-----they swell up like a woman with water retention and when you tell a woman, Oh, honey, you're so big-----they bust down and cry?

Ron  




kittinSol -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 7:37:09 AM)

Man's ego inflates; woman's ego deflates.

Edit: Ron, you wrote:

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... they bust down and cry.



Pretty revelatory, isn't it :-) ?




Lashra -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 8:25:38 AM)

Some don't cry, some just sit on you until you cry...

~Lashra




CuriousLord -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 11:07:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

ROFL @ 'micropenis'!!!

Haaaaa... priceless :-)!


The best part is when you Google Images it.

No offense intended to anyone, incase we happen to have one of those afflicted reading this.  It's just playful teasing.




kittinSol -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 11:18:25 AM)

Believe it or not... there is a BBC page devoted to the subject. I did peek (curiousity and all that)...

Edited because I can't count. Some people have tiny cocks: some people have nuts for brains.




Teles -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 11:34:26 AM)

Yikes.




Politesub53 -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 1:26:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

ROFL @ 'micropenis'!!!

Haaaaa... priceless :-)!


The best part is when you Google Images it.

No offense intended to anyone, incase we happen to have one of those afflicted reading this.  It's just playful teasing.


Since we are all teasing... Did you google image, or just unzip [:D]




Politesub53 -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 1:27:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Believe it or not... there is a BBC page devoted to the subject. I did peek (curiousity and all that)...

Edited because I can't count. Some people have tiny cocks: some people have nuts for brains.


Is that the Big Boys Club ?




RCdc -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 1:28:30 PM)

*splurts tea over laptop
 
the.dark.




mnottertail -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 1:32:18 PM)

I have been studying my penis all day, and as yet have not discovered its eating habits.

Ron the researcher




seeksfemslave -> RE: Penis Study (11/29/2007 3:02:19 PM)

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from the link
The findings also deflate a few other myths about male genitalia. The notion that penis size varies according to race, for example, is false.


I bet the liberal titts that produced this report somehow made a  sample selection designed to prove what they already "knew" to be true.
And I bet they dont watch much porn 
Similar reports occur frequently with intelligence. Tho' it is OK to prove Chinamen are more intelligent than say Europeans.




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