MistressPav
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The turkey and mashed potatoes are gone. Bathroom scale is up a lb. (or two….or three), and now it’s time to crawl up into the attic to bring down the Christmas decorations.
Oh, what’s this, an old, unwrapped gift from a year or two ago? What shall I do with it? Toss it out? Rewrap and re-gift it? Or, hey…..how about open it and actually put it to some sort of helpful use? Yes, yes! That’s it! I think I’ll re-gift it. Depending on who I decide to be the appreciative recipient will dictate whether or not I actually take the time and energy to re-wrap it…..kinda make it look a little prettier, you know….not so dusty and mashed out of shape. **mistress pav puts her middle finger and thumb together, thumping a large rat turd off of the box.**
Let me pause in reflection and share with you a little story. It’s the story of my ex-girlfriend, “Jewel”. She was a very odd woman. She followed me everywhere, called me 7-10 times a day, filling up my voicemail, coming over and knocking on my door knowing damn good and well I was sleeping from working midnight shift at my job. She was very dominant with me, and well, I kinda liked it. Jewel would call me on the phone and say, “I’m horny. Can I come over and you get me off? Let’s have a pussy party!” Fine with me. Sometimes, we just hung out, swam in my pool or took bubble baths or showers together. We’d shave each other’s legs.
Anyway, Jewel was a shop-aholic. Lucky for me, I was the one who got all the stuff. What a friend, eh? She gave me so much shit, I mean “stuff”. She would wrap it up, or put bows on it, or decorate it some other gawdy or ridiculous way. Another good thing about this arrangement was the fact that I really liked everything she gave me. Things like satin sheets and stuff for my bed, silver table accessories, books of interest, clothing, household decorations, candles and the medieval type things she’d find at flea markets she knew were my favorite. But I did love all of the books, too.
One day, while dusting, I happened across this Lion statue she gave me. I had forgotten how heavy it was. While dusting it, I actually looked at the bottom of the statue. Jewel had taken a red felt tipped pen and written all kinds of stuff on it like, “To my best friend….blah blah blah, forever friends, yadda yadda”. She’d also put shiny heart, sun and moon stickers on it. I started thinking to myself, “Hrmm…good thing I didn’t re-gift this.” Not a chance. I have Leo as my rising sign. I keep the Lion stuff.
Most folks give gifts to those they like, but we can’t forget the others, now can we? Yes, yes…those that we don’t like. And it’s times like Christmas when they need to be remembered most of all. Think re-gifting. Don’t you think personalizing the gift would mean so much more? Take, for example, a little candy dish with a lid. Personalize the inside bottom with a permanent marker. Be sweet and be sure to put to(their name) from (your name) and then fill it with some cheap candy. Place a ribbon around it and put it in a small box. Wrap the box and give it to someone you don’t like. They will be really confused, so be sure to act in a genuine manner.
Chances are, they’ll open it, see that it’s some candy they don’t want, they’ll rewrap it and they’ll re-gift it. Hopefully, the person they give it to will actually SEE that it was re-gifted to them by your adversary. Nice, eh? Works for me.
Happy Holidays,
Mistress Pav
< Message edited by MistressPav -- 11/26/2007 6:01:50 PM >
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