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So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonetheless... - 11/22/2007 6:03:01 PM

Griswold

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I told my buddy....when (his) daughter got to be of age....I'd be there with a shotgun....

I'm a single guy, his daughter was my little angel...we've been buds for years...I've watched her grow up....I hooked her first fish....

And tonight, she had her college boyfriend show up....I stopped by (he drove her home).

Big family get together....(they were truly hoping I wouldn't show up....)....

But I did.

Told the boy I was with the CIA...asked for his ID.

Did the whole two fingers bit "I'll be looking for you"....

I'm pretty sure he was shitting in his pants....

Asked him if he'd ever been involved in any homosexual activities....not something most 22 year old boys could answer with a straight face...verified that he was a virgin (and that she was as well)....

I'm feeling good about this.

I looked...there was a yellow puddle below his seat....I'm liking that.

My baby's good.

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/22/2007 6:11:23 PM

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I hope you used the "I can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare" line, G.

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/22/2007 6:49:09 PM

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I cannot be there to protect her at all times, so I made sure my daughter learned how to kick the living shit out of a guy who tried to have his way with her.

I feel kinda bad (actually I dont) for the guy who tries to make her do something she does not want to do.

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/22/2007 7:03:55 PM

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/22/2007 8:01:10 PM

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My ex-boss said he was going to get a sign that said "Father waits up 3 nights a week with shotgun. You guess which 3."

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/23/2007 12:19:02 AM

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After a little charade, which I leave entirely up to my whims, I have, while toying with the boyfriend of nearly every female relative, ended with:

"Let's be clear on something. You think I'm fucked up? Wait until you find out..." [and here I jerk the thumb in the lady's direction] "...what she's into. It's genetic, dude, and I hope to hell you have a very high tolerance for...well, just about everything. She will make you miss sanity, my friend."

Then I clap him on the shoulder and walk off. If he can put up with the family, the lad has earned it.

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/23/2007 5:05:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

After a little charade, which I leave entirely up to my whims, I have, while toying with the boyfriend of nearly every female relative, ended with:

"Let's be clear on something. You think I'm fucked up? Wait until you find out..." [and here I jerk the thumb in the lady's direction] "...what she's into. It's genetic, dude, and I hope to hell you have a very high tolerance for...well, just about everything. She will make you miss sanity, my friend."

Then I clap him on the shoulder and walk off. If he can put up with the family, the lad has earned it.

Now THAT's funny hahahahaha!!!!

Love it.

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/23/2007 5:47:33 AM

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I went the route that Sinergy went; all the youngins were taught self-defense. Boys and girls

It used to be fun to watch them try and kick each others ass lol.

I have to admit though; the girls are more deadly than the boys are. Must be a female thing.

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RE: So anyway...my little baby...not mine...but nonethe... - 11/23/2007 6:07:59 AM

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You expected to get an honest answer?

Per my sister- I used the line- my 2 bothers will kick your azz- but thats better then dealing with me; or her for that matter.

A male isnt going to admit any gay activity when courting your famale kin. Females are perceptive. Talk about stripping a kid naked. lol

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