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topcat -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 4:37:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 I have a steel dildo called St. Peter. A few subs said "i hope you're not gonna train me with that thing". M. Diane- *to which you should reply "Now see, That's one of those things you should have mentioned before* you were strapped down over the horse..."<eg> Stay Warm, Lawrence**

Prinsexx -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 4:37:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 quote: ORIGINAL: CuriousLord Why did you even buy a small strapon (5.5"!) in the first place? Were you trying to please his ear? (Probably more of a Random Stupidity topic, yeah. There's no real discussion to this beyond teasing you.) It was his first time taking a strapon. Diane oh ok.....blame it on a virgin.....

IrishMist -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 4:37:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 I was training a new sub with a small strapon (5.5") and it broke off at the balls. I got a little carried away while was humping him. I know I'm not going to hear the end of this so, start the flaming... Diane Ummm... /snicker best I can do right now [8\|]

Prinsexx -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 4:39:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 I was training a new sub with a small strapon (5.5") and it broke off at the balls. I got a little carried away while was humping him. I know I'm not going to hear the end of this so, start the flaming... Diane you mean you're not going to find the end of it?

Prinsexx -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 4:43:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 Yes, it would of been a lot funnier. I know I won't hear from him again... Diane .....especially with the sound off, no you probably won't

DianeB269 -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 5:02:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mya75 possibly could be the maker and material and how your cleaning it...have you searched on the net if anyone else has had them break.....you know im laughing as i type this because i am trying to be serious ..I know you probably meant the post for a laugh... mya75 This is the same as the one I broke today... http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=eroticsextoysxxx&pnum=DJ0274-00 I was gonna shock him. I would of pulled the condom off and shot white lube all over his ass.[:D] Diane

slaveluci -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 5:03:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 This is the 4th one I've broke off in subs butt. I wish I had a pic of the look on his face when I said "OOPS". Are you trying to break them off, maybe? Seems like a lot of times to be a coincidence[:D]...............luci

Prinsexx -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 5:08:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB2 This is the same as the one I broke today.. give the guy a break.......

windchymes -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 6:03:31 PM)
I think you should mount them on plaques and hang them on the wall. [:D]

ultsub -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 6:25:21 PM)
Are you sure you are putting in the right end? :)

bipolarber -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 6:46:51 PM)
Damned Chinese made toys! First it was the lead paint, then the date rape drugs in the aqua dots, now they're flooding the market with defective dildoes! (Made lifesize to their equipment yet!) Do these people know no shame?! Seriously, I hope you were able to get the shaft out of him okay... I know firsthand how those things love to migrate inward, if they aren't flanged...

LadyLynx -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 8:00:16 PM)
Ohh this has made me feel soo much easier about my upcumming session with a strap-on. Diane, I admit when I 1st saw this thread I burst out laughing and said oh no not again!!!!

Missokyst -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 8:01:25 PM)
Why do I keep picturing those cameras at the end of the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disneyland? You know the ones.. they snap your pic at the of the ride. Kyst quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 This is the 4th one I've broke off in subs butt. I wish I had a pic of the look on his face when I said "OOPS". Diane

astarri -> RE: I did it again! (11/18/2007 8:14:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 I wish I had a pic of the look on his face when I said "OOPS". Diane hahahaha not something you want to hear in that ummmmm position.

MrDiscipline44 -> RE: I did it again! (11/19/2007 6:21:54 AM)
I suggest buying these toys in bulk from now on.

Celeste43 -> RE: I did it again! (11/19/2007 6:25:59 AM)
As long as it all came out in the end, no harm done. (yeah, I know, but somebody had to say it!).

akisha -> RE: I did it again! (11/19/2007 8:38:27 AM)
Dumb question here but if you had broken more then one previously, why do you keep buying the same brand and style?? Obviously it doesn't stand up to the job you want it to do.

Tigrita -> RE: I did it again! (11/19/2007 9:38:49 AM)
Oops! I did it again... I played with your arse... It got lost in the game... Oh baby, baby, Oops! You think I'm in love, But I give it a shove, I'm not that innocent

hands0n0knees -> RE: I did it again! (11/19/2007 12:31:00 PM)
Dianne, you terrify and amuse me equally. [:o]

LadyPact -> RE: I did it again! (11/19/2007 1:37:51 PM)
Diane, I'm telling you there's some kind of karma in this. I swear, when I took My strap-on out of...... shall We say, hiatus, recently, I thought about what had happened to you prior. Now it's happening again with brand new items? Sorry, but I think you might want to change manufacturers. The current one doesn't seem to have the quality of plastic that you need for your 'adventures'. I wish I could remember the brand that Mine is for you. Just call it something familiar to Timex. It takes a licking, and keeps on sticking.

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