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missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 8:38:48 AM)

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Not to high jack the thread but how many of your male counterparts have name their "Best friend"...


Huh?




meatcleaver -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 8:43:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

They say it's very rare to find a 100% platonic relationship between a man and woman.  Is it?
 



Oh I don't know about that. Once you have fucked a bird into the middle of next week and back, its quite easy to have a platonic relationship with her. [;)]




missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 8:46:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

They say it's very rare to find a 100% platonic relationship between a man and woman.  Is it?
 



Oh I don't know about that. Once you have fucked a bird into the middle of next week and back, its quite easy to have a platonic relationship with her. [;)]


Even if she is the best fuck you have ever had? [:D]




gretchenS -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 9:04:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

With women.....there's always something wrong....too unreliable, too volatile, and, worst of all, why can't they grasp that no one gives a fuck about their hair/dress/shoes etc...if they could handle this concept, then the man/woman serious friendship thing would stand a chance.

'In the interests of balance, they're quite handy when you need a fuck: every cloud has a silver lining.


And that would be the answer I've been looking for to why everytime I was just being plain me with a male friend, he would fall in love (in a non platonic way), even having in mind I was in a serious relationship with another penis person... Thank you so much!




subfever -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 2:00:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

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ORIGINAL: subfever
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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty
 
...I prefer NOT to work with women ...  at my last assignment ...  they were freaking gossips, catty, bitchy, they talked about clothes, and hair, and 'reality' {gags} tv shows like they were real life.  They were backstabbing, jealous, rude, vindictive...   



My daughters (both early 20's) tell me the same thing, and have far more male friends than female. Must be their upbringing... [;)]



My office called me after I posted this [ironic] and asked if I would be willing to go into an office I was at before, only 2 women [if I accept, I would be the 3rd] and about 8 or 9 men. The 'boss' is a man I have known for years and the other 2 ladies are my mother's age and sweethearts; my other choice which pays more, is to go to an office with a bunch of 20somethings who from the way my supervisor was talking I would be wanting to hang within the first few days.  Guess where I will be come Dec.


That would depend upon whether you're a glutton for punishment... [;)]




subfever -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 2:12:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
...With women.....there's always something wrong....too unreliable, too volatile, and, worst of all, why can't they grasp that no one gives a fuck about their hair/dress/shoes etc...if they could handle this concept, then the man/woman serious friendship thing would stand a chance...



Ahh... but you're wrong. Some people do give a fuck. It's just ain't the men.




missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 2:15:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subfever

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
...With women.....there's always something wrong....too unreliable, too volatile, and, worst of all, why can't they grasp that no one gives a fuck about their hair/dress/shoes etc...if they could handle this concept, then the man/woman serious friendship thing would stand a chance...



Ahh... but you're wrong. Some people do give a fuck. It's just ain't the men.



Seriously i'm going to beg to differ here. A lot of men do care what shoes their woman wears.




subfever -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 2:19:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: subfever

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
...With women.....there's always something wrong....too unreliable, too volatile, and, worst of all, why can't they grasp that no one gives a fuck about their hair/dress/shoes etc...if they could handle this concept, then the man/woman serious friendship thing would stand a chance...



Ahh... but you're wrong. Some people do give a fuck. It's just ain't the men.



Seriously i'm going to beg to differ here. A lot of men do care what shoes their woman wears.


I stand corrected. Allow me to rephrase:

Ahh... but you're wrong. Some people do give a fuck. It's just ain't the heterosexual men... [;)]

Edited to add:  (Though I do admit that men with foot fetishes are likely to notice.)





missturbation -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/9/2007 2:32:53 PM)

Again i beg to differ. Sir would care if i wore ugly shoes in His presence.
Just to clarify though, i do not have any ugly shoes.




thompsonx -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/10/2007 4:18:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Again i beg to differ. Sir would care if i wore ugly shoes in His presence.
Just to clarify though, i do not have any ugly shoes.

missturbation:
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.  In thee I can discern no ugliness.
thompson




meatcleaver -> RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! (11/10/2007 7:27:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Again i beg to differ. Sir would care if i wore ugly shoes in His presence.
Just to clarify though, i do not have any ugly shoes.


Well I'm not into shoe fetishes and I doubt any other man would care what shoes you're wearing if you are bent over  and showing him your delights.[:D]




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