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RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate - 11/1/2007 9:00:49 PM

Gwynvyd

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ORIGINAL: bipolarber

Still... if my mother had allowed me to use my girlfriend in this way, she would never have had to scold me about "finishing everything on your plate, before you leave the table." (I might have even developed a liking for brussel sprouts and lima beans...)

FOFLMAO

Nothing wrong with the sprouts.. you just have to know how to cook them.. try bubble and squeak! *Achooooo*

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Who is allergic to badly written wank porn...

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RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate - 11/1/2007 9:10:19 PM

applecandy

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ORIGINAL: xoxi

Illiterate people shouldn't have sex. They might accidentally breed.

I should have been scared away from this thread by the 'ur' in the title. Every time I see that I don't read it as "your/you're" but rather as the idiot who typed it just going 'urrrrrrrrrr' like a neanderthal.

"urrrrrrrr pussy slave meat urrrrrrr durrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr"

It's nice to know that other people see the same thing in that - I can never decide whether to laugh or mock them. That, and the fact that he did it differently - and poorly each time. *sigh*

Our poor language.

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RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate - 11/2/2007 10:53:46 AM

YourhandMyAss

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I did say if you don't insert food into the vagina, is that the only part you find dangerous, cause I agree, I originally pointed out how bad an idea food in orfices they were not ment to go was:)

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ORIGINAL: Archer

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I don't see how it's dangerous, if you're not inserting the food into orfices food wasn't ment to be in. Unless the foods super hot and burns the skin or something.
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ORIGINAL: Archer
Ignoreing or lacking in basic health and safety knowledge. Hopefully we have been able to forwarn most folks that this is low grade jerk material at best. And dangerous or unhealthy to attempt to actually perform.

Did you miss this part of the OP????

"...and then she gets the rest of the meal and puts it all over her and in her iwont what kind of meat she has cooked because it will be in her cunt for me to eat out of her ..."

Obviouly you did but I don't blame you for skipping over it because it was so poorly written. I've seen human plate scnes that were increadably hot and at the same time safe for the food to be consummed. This tripe doesn't even come close to being luke warm.

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RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate - 11/2/2007 11:11:04 AM

susie

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I just want to know how you can get from the kitchen to the table, lie down and all with gravy on your tits without spills. I'm buggered if I can make from the kitchen to the table without dribbling gravy off the plate.

Maybe there is something to be learned from the OP. Oh sod it I'd rather spill the gravy.

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