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akisha -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 10:37:58 AM)

First.... To do the whole "use your sub as a plate/table thing" It helps if you have a second sub that just brings the food and drink and lays it out on the other sub so she doesn't have to move and mess things up. If you want some ideas, There are a few different books you can read that give examples of lay out and how to do things so they flow easily.

In regards to "eating her out for an hour" Lord knows not only would I be bored but sore and pretty irritated after that long. I could be the rare and odd person like that but something to think about really. Sub or not, someone goes on doing that for that long and I'd get seriously cranky.



Archer -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 10:38:24 AM)

This is the second fantasy based crap post I've seen from this same guy. Ignoreing or lacking in basic health and safety knowledge. Hopefully we have been able to forwarn most folks that this is low grade jerk material at best. And dangerous or unhealthy to attempt to actually perform.




YourhandMyAss -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 10:55:40 AM)

I don't see how it's dangerous, if you're not inserting the food into orfices food wasn't ment to be in. Unless the foods super hot and burns the skin or something.
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ORIGINAL: Archer
Ignoreing or lacking in basic health and safety knowledge. Hopefully we have been able to forwarn most folks that this is low grade jerk material at best. And dangerous or unhealthy to attempt to actually perform.





Archer -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 12:38:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I don't see how it's dangerous, if you're not inserting the food into orfices food wasn't ment to be in. Unless the foods super hot and burns the skin or something.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Archer
Ignoreing or lacking in basic health and safety knowledge. Hopefully we have been able to forwarn most folks that this is low grade jerk material at best. And dangerous or unhealthy to attempt to actually perform.





Did you miss this part of the OP????

"...and then she gets the rest of the meal and puts it all over her and in her iwont what kind of meat she has cooked because it will be in her cunt for me to eat out of her ..."

Obviouly you did but I don't blame you for skipping over it because it was so poorly written. I've seen human plate scnes that were increadably hot and at the same time safe for the food to be consummed. This tripe doesn't even come close to being luke warm.




Rover -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 2:41:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mastertom0071

i then eat her out for about 1 hr. till she is about to cum 


Just a thought, but if it takes you an hour to get her to that point you might be doing it wrong.  Have you considered lessons?
 
John



xoxi -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 3:08:49 PM)

Illiterate people shouldn't have sex.  They might accidentally breed.

I should have been scared away from this thread by the 'ur' in the title.  Every time I see that I don't read it as "your/you're" but rather as the idiot who typed it just going 'urrrrrrrrrr' like a neanderthal.

"urrrrrrrr pussy slave meat urrrrrrr durrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr"



Android -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 4:39:28 PM)

I was quite hungry until I read the OP...now I just feel slightly nauseous!

This is great,....diet material!!! Rubbish porn though!


F- But please OP, don't come to see me for pointers!



Aheeb -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 6:56:38 PM)

lol I thought this post would be about the fetish of cooking some one then eating them O.o or thats what the subject line lead me to belive



DiurnalVampire -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:01:21 PM)

OK, that was really creepy.
I have used Fox as a dessert dish... but it was ice cream on his stomach.  Thank you, but eatting anything OUT of your sub is just disgusting.

DV



Estring -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:01:23 PM)

Hmm, this chocolate pudding tastes a bit strange.



sweetnurseBBW -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:04:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well, what do you do when the wine glass runs empty in the middle of the meat course?

Ron



And is red or white wine? Not sure what kind of wine is proper with tube steak. [:D]



RRafe -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:05:51 PM)

I donno, could be fun to jab her with the fork. And I seem to recall this picture of a girl-bent over with a magnum wine bottle sticking out of her cunt.......Sake anyone? [:D]



MissMagnolia -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:06:36 PM)

Going on his profile, that's all he does, talk about it. And not very well.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:07:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW
And is red or white wine? Not sure what kind of wine is proper with tube steak. [:D]


Fava beans and a nice Chianti... of course



SixFootMaster -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:11:16 PM)

My tongue starts going numb abour the ten minute mark [8D] I guess I am substandard. But then again, that's why God invented floggers and fingers.



MrSpectacular -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 7:25:25 PM)

When does the slave get to eat.
Maybe she should sneak a nibble or two whilst she is waiting for her Dom to get her excited.



winterlight -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 8:00:02 PM)

this smells uh rotten?



Mellissande -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 8:12:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xoxi

Illiterate people shouldn't have sex.  They might accidentally breed.

I should have been scared away from this thread by the 'ur' in the title.  Every time I see that I don't read it as "your/you're" but rather as the idiot who typed it just going 'urrrrrrrrrr' like a neanderthal.

"urrrrrrrr pussy slave meat urrrrrrr durrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr"



I'm glad I'm not the only one to think that way. I couldn't help but read it though... It made for a good laugh and made me think twice about that trip to the fridge I was planning...



dawntreader -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 8:40:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Archer

I've seen human plate scnes that were increadably hot and at the same time safe for the food to be consummed. This tripe doesn't even come close to being luke warm.



i agree and done properly is incredibly hot!



chiaThePet -> RE: having you slave become ur dinner plate (11/1/2007 8:47:02 PM)

Excuse me Waitress, but there's a hair on my plate, and I'm not a blonde.

chia* (the pet)



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