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domiguy -> RE: Nightmares- The worst you've had (10/22/2007 6:06:03 PM)

I have three reoccurring nightmares that all include people that participate on the forums of CM......They are truly horrifying.....Read at your own risk....

1) KatyLied is chasing me through a bony dump.....Whatever in the fuck a "bony dump" actually is?.....Anywhooo, in her left  hand she is clutching her dismembered skull cap....While in her right hand she is gripping her own brain and taking bites out of it......As she approaches she is pointing at my head and keeps repeating "BRAINS" over and over....I can't seem to move as she closes the gap....I'm frozen in place. I can smell the iron from the blood as it spills out of the top of her head as and runs down her face...She's disgusting....Brains caught between the huge gaps of her teeth....I can see her sharp little ferret teeth taking bites out of her brain....The bile rises in my throat...But then I can't help but notice her hard nipples poking through her blood drenched blouse....We fuck....It was gross.

2) Aileen, naked, cracking walnuts between her monstrous, sturdy,gymnasticesque thighs.....I can't seem to get to sleep.  The noise!!....The noise!!!

3) Ron and I sitting across from each other .....In an endless battles of wits.....We take turns saying different words to describe the vagina......The loser dies....

Ron: Slit
Domiguy: Gash
Ron: Cunt
Domiguy: Meat Wallet
Ron: Cum Dumpster
Domiguy: Snatch
Ron: Twat

It goes on like this for days and days....Then I wake up?

What does it all mean?




Raechard -> RE: Nightmares- The worst you've had (10/22/2007 6:08:57 PM)

That was funny.

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
What does it all mean?


You spend too much time here.




KatyLied -> RE: Nightmares- The worst you've had (10/22/2007 6:13:44 PM)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slag_heap

Yeah, I know I should be shot for using wiki, but it's a good starting point.
There's lot of bony piles around my geography.  Evidently they made a big impression on me when I was a child.




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Nightmares- The worst you've had (10/22/2007 7:15:12 PM)

I keep having one from my military days,I keep killing the same bastard just about every night and those that sleep beside me have grown accustom to my 5 seconds of madness...




dcnovice -> RE: Nightmares- The worst you've had (10/22/2007 7:32:17 PM)

Mine was almost too hideous to recount, but here goes:

The Supreme Court voted 5-4 to stop the Florida recount, with the result that George W. Bush actually won the election. By the time he left the White House, our surplus had turned to record deficits, and we were bogged down in the Middle East with no clue how to get out.

Scary as hell, and I'm really looking forward to waking up.




trappedinamuseum -> RE: Nightmares- The worst you've had (10/22/2007 7:41:20 PM)

Daniel Powter was going around and killing my entire family.  He decapitated my niece with garden shears.  And my family just stood by and watched while he killed all.




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