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cuffnspankme -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 7:48:46 PM)
Mmmmmmmmm I love man on man porn. I am sure its too late but here is a fun site www.youporn.com

kc692 -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 7:52:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: luciousmaria quote: ORIGINAL: kc692 Go onto irc and hit the bdsm net server...I have a channel there with 3 fservs offering about 1 tetrabyte total of porn, I have almost 300G myself on it. There are a couple of channels on that server with offerings. Sorry, are you serious? That's an awful lot of images if you are. LOl, I am serious, and also have sheet music, and non porn and music, and music vids...lots o stuff on there. Maybe one day I'll even get to actually watch what I do have. Some is on there by special request from people I talk to regularly that I haven't even seen...some I have(oh yes, and do have images or jpgs on there too!!) Of course, as the disclaimer says when you sign on, it is a personal list of mine for you to see the lists only, no illegal use is intended[sm=tongue.gif] (dont want any fines, yanno)

LadyTeazer -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 8:06:04 PM)
perks up man on man porn???? oooooooooo........ that is flat-out, absolutely hawt stuff!! Yummmmmmmmm. I've loved it for years. (boy + girl porn = b-o-r-i-n-g) My collared boy is bi, so he enjoys it, too. Please, beargonewild, do share......... settles into a comfy chair to watch, Her boy sitting at Her feet, and passes around a large bowl of fresh, hot, buttery, cheesy popcorn to share. LadyTeazer -- proud Owner of saberwulf34 and ~still~ a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman

Powerman40 -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 8:09:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kc692 quote: ORIGINAL: Powerman40 quote: ORIGINAL: kc692 Go onto irc and hit the bdsm net server...I have a channel there with 3 fservs offering about 1 tetrabyte total of porn, I have almost 300G myself on it. There are a couple of channels on that server with offerings. I want to see some of your 300 G. show me.. please.. S points to above instructions and smiles I was hoping for a private showing.. sighs.. no luck at all..... kicks a rock.

LadyTeazer -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 8:22:40 PM)
kitttty....... you don't know where to find porn??? Ummmmmm, you "do" have a computer, don't you? Even a "CCD" (Certified Computer Dummy) like Me can easily find porn on the 'Net. Just type in what kind you're looking for, hit the magic button, and start scrolling through the four and a half gazillion results that show up. And you waited until 5 minutes before your Master was supposed to arrive to start looking for it? Bet your butt paid the price for that... LadyTeazer -- proud Owner of saberwulf34 and ~still~ a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman

proudsub -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 8:26:54 PM)
www.hogtied.com the still shots are free (click "updates") but you need to join to get the movies clips.

kitttty -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 9:26:45 PM)
I only got the order 5 min before he left to come (and he lives close). Too late for tonight. My porn was not really satisfactory. He said that i insulted him by my lack of good porn, which caused him to have to search for his own porn at my place. This is unsatisfactory. For next time, I will prepare and build up a veritable library of BDSM porn. Seriously though- if you never watch porn, the sites with good clips are not immediately apparent.

Powerman40 -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 9:34:51 PM)
You should be Spanked... thats all there is to it. You failed... but, if you present yourself for a good hard spanking with a riding crop or wooden spoon and hand it to him you should earn his forgiveness after a few swats for at least this evening. S

kitttty -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/16/2007 9:56:17 PM)
You think? Maybe. i have never offered Master anything to punish me with. He doesn't swat me as punishment- he does it only for his pleasure. i have to be a very good girl to earn spankings. Punishment is what I am going through now. For general lack of effort into pleasing the Sir, I must keep an oversized round object in my pussy. This streaches me out, which displeases Master because he likes me tight. I must make progress quickly or else I risk Master losing interest in my pussy. Having my pussy ruined so that it is no longer pleasing to Master is a terrible but motivating punishment for me.

LDRandAstarte -> RE: HURRY. HELP ME. I need porn!!! (10/17/2007 12:16:12 AM)
I have some Chipmunk on Aardvark porn if that will help ya honey!

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