joanus
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I apologise that I was unable to post on Monday as promised. This weekend was fucjed up. (Explanation below) Any who someone at work screwed up (me) and we ended up losing a Skip, so I had to pull an extra day to find him.(which I failed to do)
Anyways, first of all thanks for the fan mail, I can barely fit my ego through the door now. And of course I love hate mail, it makes me laugh, I amazed how most of the flamers can hardly write coherent sentences, much less find the send button.
Today’s rant is about something that is not only illegal but also a huge problem all over America.
I woke up Saturday to my windows being shot out and my car pelted with bullets, and knew it was back. (And to think some people never get to use their insurance.)
Once a year in this shit hole of a town they have a festival to celebrate their founders. This is called Court Day. (For some odd reason, probably because you can do anything you what with out having to worry about being arrested) They do this by turning Main Street into a huge market place and selling what they consider good, but the government would call it illegal.
So once a year my town becomes the black-market of America. Here is a list of the most common items, see how many you can find at your local Mart or Hardware store.
Kalashnikov AK-74 (buy the truckload, with ammo and optional attactments)
Uzis (both semi and fully auto, Homemade and Israeli)
M4-A12 (busted from a National Guard depot 3 years ago)
Grenades (frag, smoke, flash, phosphorous, and termite)
Napalm (no Im not kidding someone was actually selling a tank of the stuff)
Bongs (ok I bought a dragon shaped one, but I swear I’m using it as and incense burner)
Switch blades (ok not as illegal as some of the other stuff but hey they’re illegal in most states)
Hand written note books full of recipes for cooking meth, cutting coke, and making hash oil. (Yeah that’s what we need some jumpy coked up redneck that dropped out in the sixth grade trying to do complex chemistry in his crappy trailer)
Body armor (both flack vests and full body)
Ammo piercing Rounds (makes buying body armor pointless, they were both sold at the same both)
Sawed off shot guns (I’m not sure of the exact gun laws in all states but these are illegal where I live)
RPG7 Launchers (I couldn’t find any ammo but I did find lauchers)
High Powered 50.cal semi auto sniper rifle (Note In most parts of America it is illegal to hunt with high powered rifles)
That’s just a few things, if you know who to talk to you could get cocaine and black-market babies. How the really sick part is that all the police have court day off, that’s right once a year for 2 days this town has no cops and a lot of trigger happy rednecks buying moonshine and guns. Kind sick really that most of these people have trouble affording food for their kids but can go out a buy six or seven guns.
I’m not trying to scare you but just about every small town in America has these hellish bazaars. It’s sad that America would allow things like this to go on. And yes I know that it is legal to sell assault weapons in Kentucky. But only as long as you have the proper permits, which none of these guys have. I seriously believe that the NRA might actually control America. We need some form of gun control in this country and what does the government do? They give us more guns and looser laws. It’s like they believe that if you throw enough gasoline on the fire it’ll burn its self out. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go plug bullet holes in my car.
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