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subtee -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 9:00:04 AM)
quote: if monkeys are people too, and some monkeys are masochists, don't they deserve spankings too? Well, monkey masochists, it seems to me, deserve not having the bugs picked off of them and eaten..."no grooming for you BAD MONKEY"

mistoferin -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 9:02:26 AM)
One more, this is a repost of something that I said on a similar thread awhile back.... quote: OK...I'll bite....lol I had a very embarassing incident occur once when I was receiving oral sex. It wasn't funny at the time but looking back at it..... My partner was quite talented and I was really into the moment. He was totally getting off on me getting off which only seemed to increase his fervor. Suddenly I felt this really incredible tug at my clit ring....I mean it felt as though he had ripped my clit off. Well, I bucked in response and he sat up quickly and reached into his mouth to pull out what I was sure was going to be my clit ring, most likely with half my clit still attached. I was mortified when I realized the object he pulled out of his mouth was his front tooth which had somehow gotten caught in my clit ring and my bucking promptly knocked it out. After the intital shock of what had occurred we both laughed for days. He said I was the first girl he had ever heard of who could knock out a man's teeth with her pussy.

IamJustMe2C -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 9:05:55 AM)
At a small play party (7 couples) We ended up in time with the music. The beatings were in perfect harmony with the beat of the music. One slave started to laugh and then the rest of us realised what was going on and the 14 of us were all laughing. It couldnt have been better. We had fun before and we had fun after but that was the most fun we had all night. That little oops could never be done again. It still brings a smile to my face to think about it.

chellekitty -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 9:18:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee quote: if monkeys are people too, and some monkeys are masochists, don't they deserve spankings too? Well, monkey masochists, it seems to me, deserve not having the bugs picked off of them and eaten..."no grooming for you BAD MONKEY" noooo, no grooming for you, good monkey...masochists get pain because they are good...

jesiul -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 10:20:44 AM)
There have been a few bloopers during sessions… however the one I recall most vividly is the time I was bound and blindfolded and at this point being flogged… I felt a small rush of wind as the flogger went by… then a high pitched girly scream… the Dom I was in scene with had missed me completely but found a target… he had flogged himself in the groin area. The issue was I became confused as I was blindfolded and asked him, “Is there another girl in the room?” When the grunt of an answer followed I began laughing hysterically, and then so did he. Laughter and mistakes are just a part of life…just enjoy and roll with it. ~jesi~

breatheasone -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 11:21:07 AM)
Master and I were "playing" .....He was in serious "Master mode" and "inspecting" me ...well He was talking to me in that "tone" making various comments about His property, and such...Well I had LOTS of bruises that were healing on my breasts, and they were a rather bright shade of yellow... He said.."Do you have jaundice? OMG...I just busted out laughing LOL....before I could even think of stopping myself!... He started laughing and chuckling...and that was it "mood" over!....but OMG was it funny....LMAO. well to me/us anyway![;)]

breatheasone -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 11:23:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jesiul There have been a few bloopers during sessions… however the one I recall most vividly is the time I was bound and blindfolded and at this point being flogged… I felt a small rush of wind as the flogger went by… then a high pitched girly scream… the Dom I was in scene with had missed me completely but found a target… he had flogged himself in the groin area. The issue was I became confused as I was blindfolded and asked him, “Is there another girl in the room?” When the grunt of an answer followed I began laughing hysterically, and then so did he. Laughter and mistakes are just a part of life…just enjoy and roll with it. ~jesi~ HOLY SHIT...this made me actually laugh out loud....Thanks for sharing this....priceless!

sammiebabygirl -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 4:07:43 PM)
quote: I had a very embarassing incident occur once when I was receiving oral sex. It wasn't funny at the time but looking back at it..... My partner was quite talented and I was really into the moment. He was totally getting off on me getting off which only seemed to increase his fervor. Suddenly I felt this really incredible tug at my clit ring....I mean it felt as though he had ripped my clit off. Well, I bucked in response and he sat up quickly and reached into his mouth to pull out what I was sure was going to be my clit ring, most likely with half my clit still attached. I was mortified when I realized the object he pulled out of his mouth was his front tooth which had somehow gotten caught in my clit ring and my bucking promptly knocked it out. After the intital shock of what had occurred we both laughed for days. He said I was the first girl he had ever heard of who could knock out a man's teeth with her pussy. Well, if this isn't TMI, my other story should be ok. For some reason, all my bloopers seem to happen when I play with women. Hmmmm. LOL My friend was topping me and she had me laying spread eagle, but face down. She had inserted 2 vibrating eggs inside me that were run by remote control. As she was playing with me, flogging, paddling, etc., she was gradually increasing the speed of the eggs. When the eggs were at the highest speed, I orgasmed and I felt the eggs shoot out of me. It got very quiet and I turned my head to look at her and she was gone. A minute later, she came back in the room, hysterically laughing. She said, "you shot me". The eggs came flying out with such force that they hit her in the gut and knocked her right out of the room. We still get hysterical when we talk about this and a friend, who I told the story to, suggested that I be sent to the Middle east as a weapon. jen

kyraofMists -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 4:24:18 PM)
I make him laugh a lot, though it is completely in character for me. He loves mine and Alandra's sharp wit. There have been several times that I have made him laugh during play and once he had to struggle not to laugh or he would have had to end the play right there. We were playing at Command Performance in Ft Lauderdale and he was flicking me with the flogger; it felt like many many knives just slicing up my back. Well, me being me, I kicked him. He made some comment about getting "retribution" and just like that I turned around with this shocked look on my face and said with such disbelief in my voice, "my Lord, that is such a big word my Lord!!". Then I turned back around and started laughing so hard. He fought not to laugh because he knew that if he started he just wouldn't stop. Then at FFW last year, he was flicking me with the flogger again (notice that that action brings our my real sarcastic side). He was really digging it in to my shoulders and he left marks that lasted for weeks. Every so often I would reach back and just lightly rub the area, trying to soothe it. Him being the ever helpful sadist that he is, would walk up and help me scratch it since it must be itchy. After about the fourth time I turned around and yelled, "It's not fucking itchy!!!" He bent over and laughed so hard, I thought play was done for sure. Thankfully, he was able to compose himself and continued to beat the hell out of me. [:)] Those are just two examples, but that behavior is completely in character for me and greatly encouraged by him. They are not bloopers but they are very fond memories. Knight's Kyra *edited to say... thinking about this I am not sure if the comment at FFW was from the horsehair flogger or flicking the suede flogger. Probably a combination of both...

AEslaveM -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 5:35:20 PM)
Thank you ALL for the laughter in the posts............Just what this slave needed........... M

ladysekhmetka -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 10:08:56 PM)
I don't have any bloopers myself (not yet at least) but I have to say, these had me wheezing and rolling in my chair.

justnewsub -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 10:27:27 PM)
sammiebabygirl you just won this thread for me. i burst out laughing and startled both of my kitties!! that is way too hilarious!!![sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

DefiantFlower -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/4/2007 11:16:28 PM)
Oh, i absolutely adore this thread! It totally made my day, i can't stop laughing! ok, so i was in a rather intense scene with a Dom once. The mood was pretty dark, and i had not been cooperating so he was not entirely happy with me. He flopped me over on my stomach, and proceded to hogtie me. He got my wrists and one ankle together and reached for the other ankle. As he wrenched that leg over to bind it, the most hilarious sounding noise resounded from my little tush. i was horrified and all was silent for a second, then i couldn't stop myself from cracking up. i said something like "that lever ain't workin'! Try another one!" He busted out laughing, and it took a few minutes for us to catch our breaths. Good times, good times.

sammiebabygirl -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/5/2007 7:59:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: justnewsub sammiebabygirl you just won this thread for me. i burst out laughing and startled both of my kitties!! that is way too hilarious!!![sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] Thanks. It is definitely my favorite blooper to date. LOL jen

yourpetbitch -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/5/2007 12:25:10 PM)
bloopers we've all had them and id love to share one with you. i had a fone call from a sub we discussed a session booked it ,he arrived and was shown to the play room where i am standing with an 8 inch strap on on I pointed to the spanking bench and said kneel , he looked in horror at this thing protruding from My groin and said butttt...... I wantes you to use a strap on me .... oops lol blooper!!

pinkme2 -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/5/2007 4:56:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Exquemelin quote: ORIGINAL: pinkme2 quote: ORIGINAL: Exquemelin quote: ORIGINAL: pinkme2 We were in the middle of a role play scene and as he stood back up from releasing my ankles, he bonked his head on the table!! Immediately I tiptoed up and hugged him and we both laughed. [:D] Of course, we went back to the scene... You're not gonna tell them, you didn't even remember it till I reminded you the next day? What's that??? Oh!! I just was being all nice and trying to preserve your dignity!!! [:D] I'm always dignified, even with a bumped head. Tis true. You recovered well and could keep a better straight face than me. [:)]

CassandraAlexis -> RE: Session Bloopers (10/6/2007 4:01:00 PM)
Ok I'll confess First time I played with a new Dom, the bedrooms were upstairs, then you come down this staircase, and there is a set of curtains acrossed it and another step, then you are in the living room with a few feet of walkway and then the back of the couch. I am all excited getting dressed upstairs, he is in the living room waiting for me. Nice lingerie, set of cuffs, heels, whole bit, I come down the stairs come through the curtain, see him standing there waiting for me, forget there is another step, miss it trip across the walkway and clothesline myself on the back of the couch. I think I ended up on the floor in some way because I remember him picking me up laughing hysterically. Once I became less dazed I was able to laugh too.... talk about a first enterance. A little later in the relationship we went to a convention, I am upstairs laying on my stomach reading across the bed, he comes into the room and pulls an acryllic cane he just purchased out of the bag and whaps it across my butt, it breaks and goes flying across the room. After we both stopped laughing we found the pieces and he took it back and got another, that one is still in use. Friend of mine went to a playparty so I went along with him. At one point in the night he fashioned one of those non closing rope collars around my neck and had tied my hands behind my back. He tied the other end of my leash to his belt. He went through a doorway and the door closed between us with him on one side and me on the other and my leash in the door, and my hands behind me so I couldnt open the door, which he didnt realize, so he kept walking until I slammed into the door and the leash pulled back on his belt.

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