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pahunkboy -> The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 6:42:29 AM)

OK- think fast- you have 30 minutes. How do you spend your final hour?




mnottertail -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 6:44:19 AM)

well, if it ends in thirty minutes my final hour is already half shot.......do the math...


Nevertheless I would be thinking along the lines of Jay with Bethany.




pahunkboy -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 6:57:34 AM)

i cant decide if i would call loved ones or ..... go for a last climax.




twistedwillow -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 6:58:01 AM)

As Ron said, 30 mins to the end of the world, my final hour ? Its half shot already.
But I would spend it cuddling with my um and making sure he knows he is my 'sun'
and i'd probably try and get a conference call going with my parents and sisters as well.

twisted




Twicehappy2x -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 7:11:08 AM)

Jump on the Harley and ride as fast as i damn well please!




SusanofO -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 7:14:37 AM)

Eat the chocolate fudge I have in my fridge right now, and call my relatives and friends, and tell them I love them, and how much they added to my life.

And also, I'd play music I like on my CD player, and take one last walk around my neighborhood, in this beautiful Fall weather, for "old times sake".

- Susan




chiaThePet -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 7:18:05 AM)

Log off and call Domiguy.

chia* (the pet)




trappedinamuseum -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 7:19:48 AM)

I'd probably find some way of saving the world from destruction, all the while talking to my loved ones, and making all my fantasies happen...

What can I say?  I multitask.  :-)




GhitaAmati -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 7:21:13 AM)

probably spend it playing outside with my Sir and the UMs.....if I had longer than 30 minutes Id probably find a plane ticket to hungary.....




linkage -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 8:17:21 AM)

Dance!




LadyEllen -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 8:33:16 AM)

1) Invite guys in with the promise of pussy - and murder them with a machete; nothing sexual, just fancy killing someone, which makes it alright, right?.
2) Take all the painkillers I have left at the time and get higheeeeeee!
3) Relax, floating high above the streets and houses in an opiate haze, stroking my pussies (both of them) as they lick up the blood of my victims
4) And gently sing......Oh......what a perfect day......killed horny guys with a blade......they thought they'd be getting laid......but no luck...... Oh what a perfect day......snuggled in DHC.......and two pretty lil kitties......guess we're fucked.......

E




pahunkboy -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 8:46:00 AM)

LOL  per Lady E.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 9:46:33 AM)

only 30 minutes?!

damn that doesn't give me enough time for that ultimate "O" ...well i would want to spend it with my UMs and SO




lurkingtiger -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 9:50:13 AM)

Hmm....I need a Sniper rifle, and a field full of Cows....[>:]




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 9:50:14 AM)

beat off for 3 minutes then spend the last 27 freaking out




NorthernGent -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 12:29:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

OK- think fast- you have 30 minutes. How do you spend your final hour?



'Dress up as Jesus, knock on a few Evangelical's doors with "my child, do not fret, for thou art saved and thou dost side with the Lord in heaven".....obviously, they'll believe me because I look just like Jesus, but with 2 minutes to go before the impending doom, I'll take off my Jesus mask and laugh my cock off amidst the general wailing and gnashing of teeth due to their salvation being snatched from them.....or I might keep the mask/pretence on and say "you're not coming to heaven, tough shit".

Either that, or I'd put on my viking hat and run 'round England looting, pillaging etc......




MusicalBoredom -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 12:49:47 PM)

I'm not real sure what I would do if the whole world was ending but I do know what I would if I was ending.  I was on one of those commuter planes coming out of Atlanta a few years ago and we all started to smell smoke.  Next thing we knew, we could see flames coming from under the plane and the cabin was rapidly getting more and more difficult to breathe in.  There were only about 10 of us on the plane but we all "knew" we were going to die.  I mean we were up in the air and our plane had flames shooting out of it.  All of us did pretty much the same thing -- had a few quiet moments to reflect on life/pray/or some variation and wrote notes to our loved ones expressing our last thoughts.  We were rather calm and quiet.  In the end the fire went out for some reason and we landed safely.  That's as close as I can get to knowing what I would do.




FullCircle -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 12:51:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy
OK- think fast- you have 30 minutes. How do you spend your final hour?


You said I had 30 minutes not one hour. Also you should have told me earlier because now I'm dead anyway.




Estring -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 12:54:17 PM)

Make love to my slave. Hmm, 29 minutes left...[;)]




Level -> RE: The world ends in 30 minutes! WHat do you do? (10/2/2007 3:19:51 PM)

Tell my family how much I love them as I stuff chocolate and biscuits into my mouth. Go sit outside. Offer to nail one of the lesbians down the street.
 
And pray.




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