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Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 3:57:55 PM   
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i just got a message from a guy saying that he lives near me and wants to go out tonight, but he is not sure i am a female, so i have to give him my phone number.
i have NEVER talked to him before and his profile is basically blank with no pic.
i politely write back that i am not interested in going out with him tonight and that i do not give out my phone number to people i do not know.
He comes back at me with,
 
"Well, it is your loss. You must be a dude because you would not prove that you were a female. I don't have time to waste playing games with dudes that just want to jerk off."
 
Excuse me? Who messaged who?
 
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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:01:30 PM   
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I cant help but wonder if he's the same guy who's been hasling me the last few days. If not maybe thier twins.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:07:21 PM   
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Pish...just say "F*** him" and move on. He's to high on the ego pole, if he thinks its your loss.

Then again, with a guy having a personality that charming....don't know if anyone has lost anything.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:13:08 PM   
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Common occurrence around here, jen.  Just block him and move on.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:15:31 PM   
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He's right. You probably are a dude.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:18:34 PM   
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I haven't been on here long, but I have already figured out that domiguy can always be counted on for the shock factor. Thanks for the levity, domiguy

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:20:57 PM   
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Hey it could be worse, he could have said he would "provide you with whatever you need without limit" if you provide him with pictures of every part of your body and let him decide if they are adequate or not like my last email.  I feel a bit bad about suggesting he fall off a very steep cliff and break every limb though

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:22:13 PM   
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Yep, been there had those types of messages before, though mine was through im.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:23:45 PM   
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*nods* domi is a legend. we all acknowledge that. do so, and he will be your friend forever.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 4:30:20 PM   
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Sowhat about those of us who aren't guys?

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:09:47 PM   
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tell him its obvious hes a dickless wonder by his words and actions.........and be happy he showed it before you wasted a pennies worth of gas going out with him

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:14:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

He's right. You probably are a dude.


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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:18:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

tell him its obvious hes a dickless wonder by his words and actions.........


Well, i was a bit nicer. LOL i told him to go tend to his bruised ego and bother someone else. Of course he HAD to have the last word and said that for a sub, i was awfully mouthy.
 
Like i haven't heard that before. LMAO
 
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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:20:24 PM   
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No, you're definitely in the right.  He can question whether you or male or female--you know the truth and had he been respectful and patient he would have seen that for himself. 

He did, however, prove he was a dick.  Good riddance, I say.

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:22:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

He's right. You probably are a dude.


If she's a dude then so am I............


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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:32:43 PM   
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LOL sounds very familiar to the one I blocked but instead he wanted me to prove I am female by camming, when i told him I don't have a cam  he told me to buy one, and I told him I am not interested  a week or 2 later he contacted me again asking if I bought the cam, I told him where to go and blocked him from messaging me

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 5:38:23 PM   
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I have gotten some of those. I have a picture of a VERY well endowed pet on my computer here.  I have been known to send that picture to the offending party and tell them unless they measure up, they can't have my number. I am choosy after all.

*bats eyes*

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 6:41:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

He's right. You probably are a dude.


If she's a dude then so am I............




So now we have two dudes pretending to be women? Whats this place coming to?



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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 6:42:45 PM   
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I cant help but wonder if he's the same guy who's been hasling me the last few days. If not maybe thier twins.

I can assure you there are more than two copies of that guy out there hahahahah...

Whenever I get a message like these I usually answer (that is if I take the time to answer which is very rare) in a following manner:
"LOL Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

*grasps for air*

.... bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"

etc....

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RE: Ok. Breath, Relax... - 9/29/2007 7:07:55 PM   
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been there and had jerks like that guy before

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