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kittensmailbox -> Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 8:32:53 PM)

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Rock on!!




Owner59 -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 8:40:06 PM)

Do ya think he`ll cheat again?
 
 
"Before He Cheats"

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...




kittensmailbox -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 8:57:01 PM)

i love that song!!!

What bothers me most is when ppl use the life style to make cheating seem ok....  




Owner59 -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 9:04:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittensmailbox

i love that song!!!

What bothers me most is when ppl use the life style to make cheating seem ok....  


Very true.Mostly men,and some women too.

Cheating Doms:  you`re losers....




MasterKalif -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 9:12:01 PM)

kittensmailbox....rock on? I doubt you would say that if someone tried to cut your nipple off...

I think she got what she deserved, jail time...




sundownhawk -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 9:39:22 PM)

Imagine driving yourself to the hospital down some bumpy road on your motorcycle with your junk bleeding and half cut off. Ouch!




deadbluebird -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 10:10:43 PM)

i Hate that song. i hate how foolish and immature it is. 
but on topic i agree with MasterKalif although i think 6 months isnt long enough.




MasterKalif -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 10:22:31 PM)

I know, awful huh? Its just a big no-no.




Owner59 -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/27/2007 11:40:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: deadbluebird

i Hate that song. i hate how foolish and immature it is. 
but on topic i agree with MasterKalif although i think 6 months isnt long enough.



Hey,..people go crazy over love.Shit happens.

My issue is the poor car.Why does the car always get the short end?Poor car...

Well in this case,poor pee-pee.....




Aileen68 -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 2:33:06 AM)

It would have been much more satisfying for her, with no jail time, if she decided to just take half of his bank account instead.




Level -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 3:10:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterKalif

kittensmailbox....rock on? I doubt you would say that if someone tried to cut your nipple off...

I think she got what she deserved, jail time...


Yep. It's pathetic to cheer on someone severing part of another person's body.




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 3:42:36 AM)

Whenever a woman gets maimed or killed by a jelous man I just laugh and laugh and laugh.

Okay not really. But I am often confused over the comedy expressed (in general, not nessesarily with this thread) when a woman pulls this little trick on a man. To me it doesn't matter if he was cheating. She took it to a level it didn't deserve. Just like a woman who cheats doesn't deserve to be beaten or similarly maimed.  




Level -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 4:07:15 AM)

Exactly.
 
I read a book a few years ago, Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say, by Warren Farrell. Yeah, as the title suggests, part of it was kinda touchy-feely stuff LOL, but the last half of the book was an eye-opening (and extremely well documented) look at how men are often devalued in our society. Farrell covered several instances of attitudes and actions towards men that would elicit shrieks of horror if they had been directed at women (rightly so).




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 4:14:05 AM)

Example: although a woman rape victim identity is protected a man who's penis has been cut off has his face plastered all over the internet so everyone can see the man whos dick was taken away. He is just as much a victim of violent crime but it's not seen that way. It's... funny.




GoddessMine -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 4:34:25 AM)

A mangled dick is a useless dick, so I am, of course, heavily obliged to agree with others here that this crime was horrendous.

Love,
GM




camille65 -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 4:57:21 AM)

It nearly always strikes me as vicarious revenge when females gloat over a story like this. That's the only explanation that I can come up with. A sort of 'yay to her for doing what I would love to do but never will'.

And yes there is a huge double standard on this. Women are typically kept nameless and the men are not. Personally I find that a wee bit messed up.




Lashra -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 5:13:06 AM)

Personally I don't think anyone is worth loosing my freedom for. If they want to cheat then let them, just take what is yours and leave. There are other people out there to hookup with who don't cheat. I never understood why some people get violent over something as stupid as this. A man (or woman) is not worth going to jail for.

~Lashra




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 5:27:39 AM)

 
I can certainly understand the vicrarious revenge response. I think men would be lying, or I know I would be, if I didn't hear a similar story about a woman who 'had it coming' per-se. But society does afford women a greater right to 'gloat' in these situations. It's a double standard. But there are lots of double standards. Some work for me, some don't. C-est la vie. In the long run I probably come out ahead. As long as no one cuts off my dick. [sm=whoa.gif]




kittensmailbox -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 5:44:56 AM)

Wow I am so very sorry if I offended some of you out there… when I wrote “rock on” it was sarcasm…. However, I still love the song and hate ppl who are cheaters…  I just don’t take life so dramatic... i hope that everyone has a great day {not sarcasm}...




ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Jealous wife nearly severs hubby's penis (9/28/2007 7:03:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittensmailbox

Wow I am so very sorry if I offended some of you out there… when I wrote “rock on” it was sarcasm…. However, I still love the song and hate ppl who are cheaters…  I just don’t take life so dramatic... i hope that everyone has a great day {not sarcasm}...


I don't think you offended people. Well, I know I wasn't personally offended. You did start and interesting discussion which is sort of in the spirit of why we're here. Personally I thank you. Just don't take it personally if I ball up holding my groin if I ever see you come towards me with a sharp object. [sm=whoa.gif]




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