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Pyrrsefanie -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 1:58:25 PM)

UGH.  I hate those emails.  I don't mind the ones where the guy is at least polite and doesn't sound like a V.C. Andrews novel gone horribly wrong, but the ridiculous ones just... it's a mixture of laughing and crying.

Have you gotten the wang pictures attached to them yet?  I've gotten a few doozies...




Carrianna -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 2:32:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMistressa

Could be worse, could be txtspeak: "i wnt 2 rt n ur drk prvrsn KTHXBYE"

LOL

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Well, at least he didn't say he wanted to slop in the trough.


Cheers for the giggle... 




OnyxGoddess -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 2:47:19 PM)

Isn't pig lusting called beastiality?! LOL.  Still causing mischief n mayhem, Ron, I see.  In all seriousness, I really hate the ones that paint an entire scenario of what YOU will do to them. 





mistoferin -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 8:40:12 PM)

Ugh....now I'm a Priestess and he wants to worship my icon images. My guess is he doesn't mean the Microsoft Word icon on my desktop. Gawd I hope this doesn't turn out to be my last chance to go steady.




MzMia -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 8:42:26 PM)

lol, Erin
I thought I was one of the few left that is always talking about my "last chance".
No, your last chance is even better than that one.
 




LadyHugs -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 8:51:31 PM)

Dear mistoferin, Ladies and Gentlemen,

I see the chap is 'hog' wild over you mistoferin.  I am surprised the chap hasn't gone on and on about his pig pen and all the squealing in the future, the grunts and snorts also.

My grandmother had raised a pig for her yearly supply of bacon, sausage and such--so, I am a bit aware of pigs.  However, I think the animal will be much more sanitary than the human one --from what is going on with your correspondences.

But, yes -- I get a lot of 'odd' messages, to which is a written script on how they wish to be 'serviced'--Do me sorts in very vivid color and imagination.  I think some want to 'shock' and I usually respond that they have to do better then that--they have a temper tirade and go away.  I think the hacksaw the genitals off was the best approach I have recieved so far.

Respectfully submitted,
Lady Hugs





LordDarkPleasure -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 8:58:36 PM)

I'd like to make you girls feel better by quoting  a few weird mails we guys get, but personnally the worst I got were simply really awkward attempts at humor.  But I wonder, what kind of weird mail could YOU ladies send to guys?  I'm sure you can think of something




mistoferin -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:05:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs
I am surprised the chap hasn't gone on and on about his pig pen and all the squealing in the future, the grunts and snorts also.


Well thank God for small favors! Is anyone else hearing "Dueling Banjos"???




AFlyInYourWeb -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:11:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

I thought the "on your knees bitch" e-mails were bad....


I regret that I don't get many of those.

On a more serious note:

Perhaps because they receive so much "junk" e-mails themselves, the few Dommes from here that  have contacted me first employed a less direct method that many of us might learn from.

Each note was about either a post I made on some thread, or a comment on my little essay in my profile.   

The tone of their first letter was uniformly "friendly", usually witty, and subtly "flirty" at most.  They demonstrated thought and insight that could only have come from reading and thinking about what I had said, and for some odd reason genuinely moved to make an interesting comment.  Not one of these first notes mentioned sex, BDSM, favorite kinks...although D/s may have been touched upon briefly in a few.

Dominant or submissive, my hunch is that any male is going to get a higher positive response ratio by using those guidelines when writing to any woman, Domme or sub.

It's just a theory, of course....




SusanofO -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:16:32 PM)

I've feel that I've now been initiated as a Domme. I have ignored my mail a bit lately, due to other concerns (I apologoze for that to a degree, but explain in my profile, I am busy w/other stuff right now).

But - today reminded me why I was maybe wise to wait. I got my first semi-naked man in frilly dress pictures - complete with more than a peek at his "equipment". None of which I'd requested, mind you, or even really wanted to see. 

- Susan




LadyHugs -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:18:01 PM)

Dear mistoferin,
 
Only if they are professional dualing banjos--I remember the movie and IF memory serves me correctly, it was done by the Stubbs brothers, the same two who did the theme song for the Beverley Hillbillies.  It has been done with guitar and banjo also.
 
Just some thoughts being old and all,
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs




pompeii -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:20:07 PM)

Mars:Venus

I once ran an experiment by posting on Craigslist a kinky ad for the "perfect straight blond male Dom" and another for the "perfect straight blonde female Domme". I was shocked by the responses.

Other than a few decent emails, mostly from women (but some apparently from gays who begged for the opportunity to serve) the male received almost no response.

On the other hand, the straight female was so inundated with emails that I had to delete them on sight. They started coming in seconds. A week later, when the ad expired, they were still coming in for the female and only abruptly stopped at expiry time. Since I never replied, there was no email address to continue the charade.

Almost all the replies were one gutteral one liners, and quite a few of the photos were taken standing next to motors (corvettes, airplanes, harleys).

I learned a lot, which, I'll simply conclude as men are nothing like women and women are nothing like men.
Mars:Venus




SusanofO -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:21:49 PM)

Interesting experiment (really).

- Susan




Decimus -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:25:39 PM)

Woah back up Miss Mist...you use Microsoft Word?!? Ewwww! *puts a line through her name* ;)




sundownhawk -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/27/2007 9:55:49 PM)

LOL..that one was funny...wait do you think it could work? Hmmmm.....




MistressDolly -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/28/2007 12:01:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs


But, yes -- I get a lot of 'odd' messages, to which is a written script on how they wish to be 'serviced'--Do me sorts in very vivid color and imagination.  I think some want to 'shock' and I usually respond that they have to do better then that--they have a temper tirade and go away.  I think the hacksaw the genitals off was the best approach I have recieved so far.


I agree it's mostly for shock value and in no way is meant to be taken seriously :0




TNstepsout -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/28/2007 5:47:30 AM)

LOL- that's great. Well at least there's no webcam involved.

Actually though, it could be a fun game. Lust Pig hunting season is now OPEN!




goddessAVA -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/28/2007 6:15:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: rick19

I always wonder how women can put up with this. It seems like male depravity knows no bounds. 


yesssssssss that depravity is why I love and adore men!!!!!!!!
God I never get emails this fun dammit




Kellendra -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/28/2007 6:17:43 AM)

Am I the only one trying to imagine what exactly a "lust pig" would look like..I am thinking dirty singlet, no teeth and a mullet to rival any seen before...but maybe thats just me.




chiaThePet -> RE: I now feel sorry for Dommes.... (9/28/2007 6:56:17 AM)

i feel sorry for starving children, battered wives, families of murdered loved ones,
victims of devastating natural disasters, parents of abducted children, soldiers
caught in the crosshairs of madmen, souls whom have been abused physically
and mentally within an inch of their sanity, bodies riddled with terminal illness,
and those with vacant eyes which time has robbed of their beautiful memories.

But i haven't had my morning coffee yet.

After a couple of cups, then i'll feel sorry for everyone else.

Just get in line behind the first couple voted off "Dancing With The Stars".

chia* (the pet)




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