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satyrsnymph28 -> I encountered something new (9/19/2007 9:10:30 PM)

Ok, its not new to you, I'm sure... but its new to me...

These men... they chat with me... send just enough messages back and forth to get my IM information...
acting genuinely interested

then i get them on im and they want to talk about limits at first... then it turns into

"well, i bet if i stick my finger in your ass, you'll really like that... wont you, baby"

____________________________________________________________________________________

well fuck me... not literally ofcourse...

how did this conversation go from getting to know eachother to masturbation 101...

and why does every man want to talk about sex... isn't it clear that most of us like sex?
i'm sure if we didn't like sex, we'd mention that right away...

i will not help you masturbate...
thats not why i'm here...

i'm here to find a long term partner who values and respects me... not someone who's gonna use me as a yes and no answering, vagina having, masturbation tool...

YOU'RE the tool...
jerk








Owner59 -> RE: I encountered something new (9/19/2007 9:22:17 PM)

Awww,sorry.

Men just don`t know what to do,once they get a fish on the line.

I suspect they didn`t have much experience or class.

It`s better if they show themselves as asses,before you spend to much time w/ them.

Keep your head up.




chiaThePet -> RE: I encountered something new (9/19/2007 9:50:25 PM)

Ok, when they get to the finger in the ass bit, tell them you've had a colostomy
and now wear a bag which they will have to stick their finger in to turn you on.

That should give them sweet dreams to deflate that masturbation sensation.

i know, i know, but when dealing with assholes, simply command the realm.

chia* (the pet)




SusanofO -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 1:15:11 AM)

Try saying this: "I bet you'd really like it if I stuck my finger in your eye". There was a thread related to this topic on the General Discussion page.

If it's a man who say he's a Dom, and he says he wants to "push your limits", tell him that one of your limits is:
Asking Doms to scrub your floor while he's wearing "Sissy panties" - and that you've really been looking forward to having that limit "pushed". Would he be willing to oblige you? Etc....

I could go on, but - you get the idea...[:)]

- Susan




seeksfemslave -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 1:31:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: satyrsnymph28
Re. the progression of cyberchat said,,,

then i get them on im and they want to talk about limits at first... then it turns into
"well, i bet if i stick my finger in your ass, you'll really like that... wont you, baby"
YOU'RE the tool... jerk

You are making me blush. I said that once . Yes I said it to test the reaction he he he he he




sophia37 -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 5:11:22 AM)

Well. Now I guess we know who the culprit is. lololololol 




Level -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 5:16:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Ok, when they get to the finger in the ass bit, tell them you've had a colostomy
and now wear a bag which they will have to stick their finger in to turn you on.

That should give them sweet dreams to deflate that masturbation sensation.

i know, i know, but when dealing with assholes, simply command the realm.

chia* (the pet)


LOL chia




sub4hire -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 6:53:38 AM)

Why talk to them at all once the sex talk starts?  Newbies are often hormone raged.  It happens for everyone.  It is also an indicator of experience I've found.

Just leave them be to go masturbate to someone else.  No need to waste your valuable time.




mnottertail -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 6:56:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: satyrsnymph28

Ok, its not new to you, I'm sure... but its new to me...

These men... they chat with me... send just enough messages back and forth to get my IM information...
acting genuinely interested

then i get them on im and they want to talk about limits at first... then it turns into

"well, i bet if i stick my finger in your ass, you'll really like that... wont you, baby"

____________________________________________________________________________________

well fuck me... not literally ofcourse...

how did this conversation go from getting to know eachother to masturbation 101...

and why does every man want to talk about sex... isn't it clear that most of us like sex?
i'm sure if we didn't like sex, we'd mention that right away...

i will not help you masturbate...
thats not why i'm here...

i'm here to find a long term partner who values and respects me... not someone who's gonna use me as a yes and no answering, vagina having, masturbation tool...

YOU'RE the tool...
jerk


Well, the issue would lie more along the lines of whether I would like it, so I would have to at least see a picture of your ass before we discussed that phase of the deepening of our relationship.
Ron









farglebargle -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 7:25:31 AM)

Is the prevailing perception that IM == Cyber?





Bearlee -> RE: I encountered something new (9/20/2007 8:12:23 AM)

 
Yes, farglebargle...I believe it is.  Now, not ALL people believe that of course; the more intelligent and evolved persons realize it's a tool we use to communicate to get to know each other.
 
But...some people believe just BEING on a site like this means we're a slutty horndog.
 
Did ya'all see the post where I talked about the guy who fucking HUMPED my arm!!!  Sheeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  Yeah...first face to face and at a friend's play party.  (no, nobody was f*cking or anything...)  
 
Then he got pissy online the next day and pitched a fit that I was reluctant to meet with him again unless he understood we were not going to have sex even THEN.   
 
Yeah... sometimes this is a hard row we hoe...
 
b




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