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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 2:56:14 PM

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About three years ago, my oldest daughter had had her braces off her teeth just a couple of months and was being really obnoxious, mouthing off, arguing, etc. to my husband and me. When she walked out of the room, he looked over at me and said, "When she acts like that, I just want to slap the crooked back in her teeth!" I just cracked up at that point

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 3:00:21 PM

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My favorite lately:

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 4:11:04 PM

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also known as somedays you're the statue somedays youre the pigeon

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 6:57:40 PM

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Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver.

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 7:07:32 PM

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heard once.. thought was funny..silence is golden and so is piss

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 10:49:02 PM

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I like close your mouth and eat your dinner...

edited cuz I am a dork

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/13/2007 10:54:19 PM

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So Many Fools - So Few Comets! The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/14/2007 10:56:02 AM

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RE: Fun sayings - 9/14/2007 11:03:07 AM

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Shit or get off the pot, someone needs to use the toilet paper.

The wheels a spin'n but the rodents dead.

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