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LaTigresse -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 8:46:01 AM)

Nope, the kids must go!



subtee -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 9:04:22 AM)

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Nope, the kids must go!


She's right...they'll just keep pulling the spider schtick on you. Move and don't tell them where; it's the perfect plan.



LadyEllen -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 9:06:57 AM)

What you need is my patented solution for ensuring your home is spider free; two kittens.

Tess & Pepper have been with me now since the 4th of July, and have provided a simple and effective means of disposing of all manner of creepy crawlies, winged things and so on that have gained access to my home. The average lifespan of any such creature is around 60 seconds from the moment that one or both of them spots it.

However, you should be aware that having two kittens in your home does result in numerous visits of kids, who of course are far more dangerous than anything with lots of legs.

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pahunkboy -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 10:26:59 AM)

i kill spiders or bugs in the house. most are not meant to be inside. the oddest one is a fly in january. it cant be healthy,.



adoracat -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 3:21:14 PM)

the imp has been trained...there are NO jokes to be made about 8 legged assasins in this household!  i scream, he comes and rescues me.

in return, i allow him to keep the REVOLTING thing one of my friends sent him...its a molt.  of a tarantula.  i cried.  she loves the revolting thing, i told her "love you, dont sent my kid any more pics, he insisted on it being printed out and hung on the wall...."

kitten, who is still shuddering



missturbation -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 5:39:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

quote:

Nope, the kids must go!


She's right...they'll just keep pulling the spider schtick on you. Move and don't tell them where; it's the perfect plan.


Aw crap i already told them where we are moving to [:'(]



missturbation -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 5:40:41 PM)

What you need is my patented solution for ensuring your home is spider free; two kittens.

I'm getting a German shepherd when i move so maybe not a good plan lol



asubmissiveheart -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 6:31:36 PM)

Get some old newspaper and kill it or it will attack you in your sleep.



LeMis -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 7:10:27 PM)

I hope you threw the glass away  [&:]

(spider cooties, yanno)  [;)]



nyrisa -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/12/2007 8:56:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

quote:

Nope, the kids must go!


She's right...they'll just keep pulling the spider schtick on you. Move and don't tell them where; it's the perfect plan.


Aw crap i already told them where we are moving to [:'(]


Nothing works better than blackmail. Tell the kids if they plant anymore spiders to scare you, they will be put on a diet of broccoli and cheese, with plain water to drink, until you feel secure in your house again. This is actually not a bad diet nutritionally, for short term usage, although you may have to deal with the issue of pediatric flatulence. If perchance they like broccoli, just substitute some other disliked vegetable.



LadyEllen -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 1:05:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

What you need is my patented solution for ensuring your home is spider free; two kittens.

I'm getting a German shepherd when i move so maybe not a good plan lol


Good point. Its probably not healthy for the dog to end up so far down the household pecking order - which will run as follows
1) Cats
2) Kids
3) Spiders
4) You
5) Dog

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HotFaerieMama -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 1:37:07 PM)

i hate spiders ... *shivers* if i see one i get somone else to kill it pronto.. if i see one before i go to sleep i won't sleep no matter how tired i am.. evil creepy bastard bugs



Twicehappy2x -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 1:39:39 PM)

 

But i love spiders, send them to me Miss. I promise to relocate them to a happy garden where they can eat all the other bugs the like.
 
And never bother innocent subbies again!



missturbation -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 2:01:01 PM)

But i love spiders, send them to me Miss. I promise to relocate them to a happy garden where they can eat all the other bugs the like.
 
And never bother innocent subbies again!
 
 
with pleasure !!
 
Innocent subby???????? where?



HotFaerieMama -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 2:31:24 PM)

subbies are innocent?? .. news to me.... *fixes her halo*



missturbation -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 4:50:52 PM)

I'm sweet, innocent, virginal, well behaved and house trained.
*chokes* [:o]



chellekitty -> RE: Spider alert 2 !! (9/13/2007 5:08:54 PM)

but but but, i am sweet innocent and virginal...not house trained....litter box trained though....but its ok you can have the UK, i'll take Texas....do we have a taker for the east coast? west coast? mid-west? south-west? florida? austrailia? what have i left out?



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