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YourhandMyAss -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/8/2007 9:46:19 PM)
they also have like penis's that you can piss with I believe, if you want to be butch and packing. quote: ORIGINAL: Dregg13 I know there is a product women can use to piss standing up. Basically its a plastic tube, almost like a test tube or one of those tubes used to measure liquid meds, with a small hole in the end. The woman holds the one end over her urethra and well it then becomes and artificial cock. I once stumbled on a site selling them along with a carrying bag, when I was searching for some watersports sites. It seemed like a good product and had lots of positive customer feedback.

ownedgirlie -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/8/2007 10:14:41 PM)
~ FR ~ To all women - if you're gonna pee while squatting, wipe the damn seat off afterwards!!! It's really not too much to ask. Really. No, really. There's one restaurant my Mom & I go to from time to time. Their bathroom is glorious! It's just your average breakfast/lunch joint - very clean and well kept, and the food is good. But the bathroom? It has a magazine rack, a cute little table full of assorted mouth wash (with little paper cups), various hand lotions, hair sprays...about 4 different scents of liquid soaps, dried flower arrangements, and a journal you can write in! And people do write! It's really quite cool and always kept clean and nice, even on their busiest days. I really can't stand going to a NICE restaurant and then the bathroom totally sucks. Total restaurant turn off.

pahunkboy -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/8/2007 11:47:47 PM)
it can always be worse. recently the sewage was down at the upity univeristy. imagine how shocked they all were that they too release crap into the world. i hate being out and not able to find a bathroom! we dont place a high value on such...

popeye1250 -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/8/2007 11:56:47 PM)
Ladies! Ladies! Get rid of the spray dissinfectants, toilet seat covers and wipes. Just go outside like us guys! "Where's the Jacks?" "We don't have one." "Ok, where's the dumpster?" Ladies! Think like us guys do, the world is your urinal! I would MUCH rather piss outside than inside! And at crowded concerts etc I've been in the jacks and seen women comming out of the stalls because of long lines at the jill's.

camille65 -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 3:19:56 AM)
If I'm on a road trip and have to pee, I find a dirt road with some trees [:D] . I'd much much rather pee outside than use a public bathroom cuz yes the womens bathrooms are usually NASTY!

Level -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 3:41:16 AM)
The worst one I've seen is a McDonalds, up near the Texas/Oklahoma border. We were there the night we evacuated from hurricane Rita, and the place was jammed shoulder to shoulder with people. When I finally made it into the bathroom........ ugh. Shit was literally spilling over the top of the toilet, and the smell was horrific. Just a sign of what was to come in the next few weeks.....

chellekitty -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 3:42:01 AM)
ummm am i the only woman that sees the benifits of wearing a short or loose skirt and no panties here???? and carry one of those travel packages of tissue with you...insta-restroom anywhere you go and no public indecency charges ....just be sure to spread you feet wide enough not to pee on your shoes...

Level -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 3:42:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie ~ FR ~ To all women - if you're gonna pee while squatting, wipe the damn seat off afterwards!!! It's really not too much to ask. Really. No, really. There's one restaurant my Mom & I go to from time to time. Their bathroom is glorious! It's just your average breakfast/lunch joint - very clean and well kept, and the food is good. But the bathroom? It has a magazine rack, a cute little table full of assorted mouth wash (with little paper cups), various hand lotions, hair sprays...about 4 different scents of liquid soaps, dried flower arrangements, and a journal you can write in! And people do write! It's really quite cool and always kept clean and nice, even on their busiest days. I really can't stand going to a NICE restaurant and then the bathroom totally sucks. Total restaurant turn off. And I bet people try much harder to keep it nice.

ownedgirlie -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 4:32:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level And I bet people try much harder to keep it nice. They do! When you leaf through the journal, almost everyone writes, "What a great bathroom!" I have never seen it the slightest bit in disarray.

Level -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 5:05:02 AM)
I guess that falls into the "people will usually live up, or down, to your expectations of them" theory. [8\|] I'd be interested in reading the journal! [:D]

winterlight -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 7:00:27 AM)
wet ones are great. wonder if a small travel bottle of bleach and water would work if you didn't have wet ones. yes, the bathrooms are gross. no flushing of the toilets. i don't want to see your remains! pee sprayed on the seats at least clean up after yourselves. oh, wait that would be too hard for a numbskull like you... as you can see that really drives me nuts. nobody has any thought process any more or cares how they behave. i see it from driving to using a restroom etc.

Kellendra -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 7:21:25 AM)
Women are definately worse than men overall. I discovered that little fact when working in hotels. After reading all that...am definately getting myself a bigger bag just to carry round the wet wipes etc.

cyberdude611 -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 10:41:13 AM)
quote: pretty good and after working a 14 hour day today, being waited on was wonderful. The overall experience was a decent one until I decided to use the restroom before we left. I have to ask, what is wrong with people? I can not imagine that people act like such pigs in their own home. The place was disgusting. Not just your average dirty public restroom....disgusting enough that I opted to hold out until I got home and made a point of speaking to Mgmt before I left. Why do some women think it is ok to not flush a toilet or properly dispose of personal products when it quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Sounds like they need a U.S. SENATOR in there to pick up all the toilet paper off the floor. And then the media can cover that for the next 3 weeks. (as long as it is a Republican senator of course.)

caitlyn -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 10:45:35 AM)
I think this is good justification for thinspo and pro-ana/pro-mia as a lifestyle choice. [;)][8\|]

LadyEllen -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 12:51:43 PM)
The main problem here relates to the fact that 60% of the population are little more than a step above animals, whilst another 30% are just about a step above. This is why I am campaigning for a Brave New World, where we top 10% types dont have to put up with this crap (and piss and discarded sanitary products) any longer. 90% of the population will be pumped so full of morphine that they wont be able to shit, under my plan - thus leading to a situation where toilets will be clean and sanitary for the rest of us. Now, having used male toilets for 33 years and female toilets for the past 6 years, I'd like to confirm that women's loos are for some reason worse on more occasions than male facilities. How one can piss all over the floor whilst sitting on a toilet remains a mystery to me, but perhaps one day I might understand it. Such a mystery however should provide ample opportunity for the revision of shoe fetishes, if nothing else. And for the revision of ideas such as wearing expensive sandals to the toilets. One more mystery. On my week's tour of central Europe last week (business, as usual) I had occasion to visit many public conveniences. I have to say that every single one was clean, with loo paper and soap and all manner of provision for a happy and healthy experience. However, on almost every such occasion, I found the toilet seat raised. Clearly, we westerners have much to learn from central European women and toilet attendants. Quite what I'm not sure, being a westerner myself, but I shall be making enquiries forthwith. E

Aileen68 -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 12:58:45 PM)
Ugh...I had to use the public bathroom on a cruiseship last night and viewed with my own eyes the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long time in a Ladies Room. Even if hovering, how on Earth is it possible to get poo all over the seat and the lid????? WTF? Next most disgusting thing I've seen has been the portapotties at an Allman Brothers Band concert at Waterloo Village. edited to add a third place I just remembered and a very much unexpected one at that...the public bathrooms by the ferry in Oak Bluff's, Martha's Vineyard sometime in the beginning of September, 1996. those wealthy folk should be ashamed of themselves. Dirty Dirty Dirty.

lacenleathergirl -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 1:00:38 PM)
There was a Dateline report recently on the areas in public restrooms that are the filthiest. Surprisingly, the study found that the worst places for germs and bacteria in a public restroom are the floor and those air hand-dryers. They recommended not putting anything on the floor while you are in the stall doing your business--especially not your purse or any kind of package. And they also said that the air hand-dryers simply blow all of the germs, bacteria and filth from the air in the bathroom right back onto your just-washed hands. Pretty disgusting, no? lace

susie -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 1:13:53 PM)
I am really surprised at this thread. During my trips in the US I have always found the ladies restrooms far cleaner than any in the UK. In fact it is one of the things we have always talked about when we have come home. When I worked at a hospital in Singapore we could never understand why there was always urine on the toilet seats and quite often footprints. Seems that the local nurses were used to holes in the floor rather than toilets so they were standing on the seats. Took us a while to explain how to use them.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 1:30:00 PM)
I work in a nice restaurant. Last weekend a woman stopped me and mentioned I needed to go check the ladies lounge. I walked in and found a small child (maybe 5 at best) in there unattended and fingerpainting the walls, sink, etc...with his feces. I am not kidding. There were even little handprints on the loveseat, footprints in the carpet and all over everything. I was appalled. I got the little bastard cleaned up and had him take me back to his parents. I asked the mother to accompany me to the rest room to view her little darling's art project. She looked around with a little look on her face then burst out laughing. She walked out saying "have fun cleaning that up". She didn't even seem embarrassed in the least, just that it was funny. I'm still shocked a bit at that. I went to get the owner, and brought him to the table. They were actually still laughing over it with the rest of their table. Only the grandmother seemed upset over it and she did go in and make an effort to clean it up. Frankly, they don't pay me enough to clean up that kind of a mess. The same couple came in this week with the bill from our having to have the carpet and furniture in the ladies lounge steam cleaned. They were outraged that we would bill them for having to do such a thing. They ranted and raved for 20 minutes then told the owner they would never set foot in our establishment again. The owner looked at them straightfaced and said "Promise? Because we would prefer that you don't ever come back as well." I could have kissed him!

philosophy -> RE: Public Restrooms (9/9/2007 5:00:14 PM)
FR ......i have just one thing to say......the loos at Glastonbury Festival.......

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