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MissyRane -> Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 5:03:23 AM)

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59722
What you can learn from this story? PAY ATTENTION to what the artist puts on you before you pay and start showing it off to other people - he must've been able to get a mirror somewhere or taken a picture on his phone lol this is just too funny..[:D]

Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo to Supporter of Rival Soccer Team

An Argentinean tattooist is being sued by a boy who requested the Boca Juniors logo on his back and instead ended up with a tattoo of a penis instead.
The boy didn't learn of the change in tattoo until he got home. "I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn't have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents," he said.
"The tattooist supports Boca Junior's rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca's symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead," a police spokesman said, adding that it was "unbelievable!"

*Another resource claims that he only found out when he showed his mates and they laughed their butts off*



Owner59 -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 5:59:44 AM)

Here`s another wacky tatt story

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/1,1249,600145187,00.html

And for only ten grand,too.....



Sinergy -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 6:17:19 AM)

 
So these two Air Canada flight attendants are talking about one of the pilots.

One of them goes "Yeah, and he has the word SWAN tattooed in one inch letters on his penis."

The other one goes "Uh, actually, the word tattooed on his penis is SASKATCHEWAN"

Sinergy

p.s.  As far as the op is concerned, I am a bit puzzled how a person thought he was being tattooed on his back when he was lying on his back.  I think he should lose points for stupidity.



charmdpetKeira -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 8:22:06 AM)

This must be the story a local radio station had been duplicating when they sent “Producer Joe” out in public with the drawing of a penis on the back of his neck and had him ask how everyone liked his new tattoo.

I was wondering what that was all about; now I know. 

k



LivingInSin -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 9:50:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy
p.s.  As far as the op is concerned, I am a bit puzzled how a person thought he was being tattooed on his back when he was lying on his back.  I think he should lose points for stupidity.

ummm i think that goes without saying:) when was the last time you got a tattoo and didnt look at it at ALL until it was done?



LotusSong -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 10:28:45 AM)

Now wait a minute.. he wanted his team's logo tattooed on his BACK and missed the fact his PENIS was being tattooed????



Aileen68 -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 10:34:57 AM)

Lol. Nooooo...instead of having his team's logo tattooed on his back he had a penis tattooed there instead.



pahunkboy -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 11:19:57 AM)

getting a tattoo has sexual overtones. the prickly inserting of the needle.

anyhow- why waste it on a penis, and did they guy cum??  i cant believe the men who thing a tatt is painfull. while i wont say it doent irritate- one has to hae patience. in Chicago when one gets a tattoo they copy your driver licnse and you sign that you are not drunk or high.

piercings where more popular then tatts.

i have one tatt of a soaring eagle over a sunset. it represents the free spirit i wish to be.
the poor tattooist heard my life story.  the poor dude!!!  i think it hurt him more then me. i would have laid that guy. as it turns out my buddy goes there too. told me the guy has hep.  lovely i thought. anyhow his lines and coloring look great, and ild go again.



submittous -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 1:57:28 PM)

After a hundred posts I now see why the forums here confuse me so often, we have lots of folks with reading disorders.....



subfever -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 2:19:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy


So these two Air Canada flight attendants are talking about one of the pilots.

One of them goes "Yeah, and he has the word SWAN tattooed in one inch letters on his penis."

The other one goes "Uh, actually, the word tattooed on his penis is SASKATCHEWAN"

Sinergy



Many years ago, I heard the joke told this way:

1st woman: "Ooo... I heard he has "MITY" tattooed on his cock."

2nd woman: "Listen honey, his tatoo says "Massachusetts Institute of Technology when he gets hard!"





cuffnspankme -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 2:23:50 PM)

Instead of getting a logo tattoo on his back he got a tattoo of a penis on his back. How stupid are you people, its not that hard to read or follow the article. WOW, this just WOW at everyone who read it wrong which is, most.

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LotusSong -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 3:04:52 PM)

OH my god... I re-read it.  "An Argentinean tattooist is being sued by a boy who requested the Boca Juniors logo on his back and instead ended up with a tattoo of a penis instead. "  I think that I saw penis and my brain saw "instead" and morphed it into "on head".  The is psychological phenomenon for this- but darned if I can think of it now.
 
(smacking my self in the forehead!)



slaverosebeauty -> RE: Tattooist Gives Penis Tattoo (8/27/2007 8:33:30 PM)

Maybe it was wishfull thinking  that everyoen thought the guy got his penis tatooed {giggles}.

Just another reason for me to NEVER get a tatoo, I have pissed off wayyyyy too many people.



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