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satyrsnymph28 -> Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:30:35 AM)

*** Disclaimer that most submissives should feature in their profile:

"I am talking to you and 6 other women right now, and I just want to let you know that at any moment one of them could tell me to stop talking to any of the other 6 and I would do so the second she asked me to, without notifying any of you that I was furthering this relationship.  None of you are worth my time except for whoever tells me to separate myself from the rest of the world first... so if you don't beat the others to it, i'm gonna blow you off and abandon conversation with you... because since she told me what to do first, i pick her.  Thanks, Bye"***

This happens so often that they might as well notify us in advance of the potential occurance...

I also decided that these are some other statements that should be included in peoples profiles:

"well,i'm looking for a dominant woman, but i can't make time for you"

"i REALLY love to constantly top from the bottom"

"i just want you to tell me about your fantasies so i can get off"

"i live with my parents and i don't have a job"

"i am a compulsive liar"

"i am married/dating someone and we are not poly, but i refuse to be faithful"...

if people would include things like that in their profile, it would be a lot easier to find what we want...






becca333 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:31:58 AM)

Damn, we must have met the same people!




MissMagnolia -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:33:05 AM)

Oh sweetie, can I pinch that to put in My profile? You could not be more right!!




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:33:49 AM)

as long as you preceed it with "a really smart girl once said"

lol






earthycouple -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:39:06 AM)

I'm guessing that this thread could go for dominants too (I'm just saying)




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:41:43 AM)

well, yes, but i would say that i've had better experiences with dominant men than i have submissive ones...

the submissive ones are flaky... moreso than the Doms... because the Doms want to play... (at least the males, because thats where my experience is)

and since men are always out for a piece of ass, they're not gonna flake on some chick who might put out...

but yes, most of it works for both sides...




imtempting -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:46:38 AM)

One for the Mistress profile

I am talking to you and another 8 submissive men. I might not choose you and select one of the others but in the mean time I want you to not talk to anyone else and to spend all your time chatting to me and sending emails to me.




NefertariReborn -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:50:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: satyrsnymph28

*** Disclaimer that most submissives should feature in their profile:

"I am talking to you and 6 other women right now, and I just want to let you know that at any moment one of them could tell me to stop talking to any of the other 6 and I would do so the second she asked me to, without notifying any of you that I was furthering this relationship.  None of you are worth my time except for whoever tells me to separate myself from the rest of the world first... so if you don't beat the others to it, i'm gonna blow you off and abandon conversation with you... because since she told me what to do first, i pick her.  Thanks, Bye"***

This happens so often that they might as well notify us in advance of the potential occurance...

I also decided that these are some other statements that should be included in peoples profiles:

"well,i'm looking for a dominant woman, but i can't make time for you"

"i REALLY love to constantly top from the bottom"

"i just want you to tell me about your fantasies so i can get off"

"i live with my parents and i don't have a job"

"i am a compulsive liar"

"i am married/dating someone and we are not poly, but i refuse to be faithful"...

if people would include things like that in their profile, it would be a lot easier to find what we want...





Who was the dastardly subbie who inspired this thread???? Off with his head (and I mean either or both of them).
You missed this one. 

I know "this" profile says slave but I have about 4 others in which  I'm either a Dom, or a switch or a sissymaid, or a tv months away from a sex change operation. 




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:51:15 AM)

thats pretty awesome too...

i would NEVER behave that way with anyone, but those are the ladies who cause the men to do exactly what i said they do...

fucking lame...






satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:53:02 AM)

omg there wasn't just one...

try... uhm... 6 or 8... or... all but one submissive i have ever had the pleasure of speaking with on this site...






NefertariReborn -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:53:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: imtempting

One for the Mistress profile

I am talking to you and another 8 submissive men. I might not choose you and select one of the others but in the mean time I want you to not talk to anyone else and to spend all your time chatting to me and sending emails to me.



And what's wrong with that???????? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m9.gif[/image] They had better be damn  good emails too.




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:54:46 AM)

you're right... everyone has like 7 profiles...

my most recent slave who i am no longer involved with even created a joke Dom profile... to fit in with the rest of them... lol


its terrible out here... 75 more days and I can be social in the real world...




MissMagnolia -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 12:58:52 AM)

Am I the only person on here with only one profile???[&:]

I let the subs who message Me know within three emails if I'm interested or not. No point in dragging out the agony. (ppftt what am I saying??? LOL)




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:03:20 AM)

i only have one profile as well...

its who i am... theres no question about it...

and i get enough shitty email as it is without searching out another place for Doms and subs alike to send me messages just because my picture is cute... without even reading my profile or checking whether i am Dom or sub or otherwise...

Hell, I still get email and my profile says i'm not looking...

some boys... i swear...

p.s. i love this thread... haha




MaamJay -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:12:49 AM)

Only 1 profile here too (and that's despite being a switch ... because only the Domme side of Me is seeking) ... and yes, it doesn't take Me too many emails from someone before I can let them know politely whether they are of interest to Me and My situation or not. I don't believe in stringing anyone along just as I don't like getting strung!
Fun thread though!
Maam Jay aka violet[A]




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:23:18 AM)

not only do i not string along...

i don't even reply if i don't see potential...

then theres not even a question...

i dont get why subbies are all so shy and immature and silly... its not age dependent either... its just a subbie thing... it seems...




mskathy39 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:23:58 AM)

I also only have one profile. It amazes me that anyone can keep who they are supposed to be in whatever profile straight.




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:24:55 AM)

that part confuses me too... i dont know how i'd manage that...

its hard enough knowing who i am when i'm just one person...

let alone 2 or 3 or 4...

lol




NefertariReborn -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:28:15 AM)

-fast reply-

Or the silly rationalizations and excuses they give when they forget to log off one ID and post or email in the wrong one.  Computer "glitches" are rampant these days. 

By the way I only have one profile.  I can't remember where I put My keys 6.5 days out of 7.  I'd never remember the passwords to all of them. 




adoracat -> RE: Disclaimer (8/13/2007 1:29:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Am I the only person on here with only one profile???[&:]

I let the subs who message Me know within three emails if I'm interested or not. No point in dragging out the agony. (ppftt what am I saying??? LOL)


nope, i only have had one profile from day one.....

and i was *gasp* honest with the dominants i spoke to....and OMG didnt poof when i knew i couldnt be with several of them, and told them so, and my reasoning! 

of course i made Sir pursue me hot and heavy for a few weeks *giggling*  but he thought i was worth the chase

kitten, who calmed down immediately when he said he wanted to make me his eventually.....




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