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DS4DUMMIES -> IT'S A BIRD....IT'S PLANE....NO...IT'S.....IT'S.... (8/12/2007 5:45:07 PM)

.....it's only me.

This seems to be the place to go to have your PR people issue press releases. So I'd like to press people to say hello.

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m26.gif[/image]OK, listen up ...here are a few things to make notes on while you're here.....culled from some initial responses to my screen name.

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m22.gif[/image] First, I am NOT implying that ANYONE in the BDSM world is a dummy. Of course, given the unsolicited email many of you ladies out there regularly obtain, you may differ with me on this.

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image] Secondly, I have never written a book whose title matches my name, nor have I ever been involved in such an endeavor as a consultant, adviser, publisher, proof-reader, typesetter, editor, publicist, distributor, retailer, promoter or reviewer.

So,  you may ask....what the hell is he doing here?

Well..I see a post here in a  forum titled   "..my mouth only opens 1.5 inches".   You see...at times, I'm going to post responses to forum inquires like that one. You can't expect me to let things like that slip by. I tend to be irreverent in such matters. Never mean, never insulting - just - irreverent.
  • Please don't write me and accuse me of labeling anyone a dummy.
  • Read the ENTIRETY of my post responses before putting out a contract on my life.
  • If I speak of pine cone dildoes, please do not ... a) call the safety police and b.) try to make one yourself. 
  • If something I write is actually funny - laugh. Laughing is good for you.
  • From time to time I may post something heartfelt or useful. So stay on your toes.
  • Feel free to write and say hello. I'm not going to hit on you. I'm not going to send you a cock picture.
  • No, I'm not Ron Jeremy.


I'm friendly, easy going, polite, gentlemanly, respectful, optimisitc, somewhat fun, knowledgeable, intelligent, even-tempered, unimpressed with my own genitalia, wise, and any other good trait you can think of.

What are my faults?  I hope you never have them rear their ugly head :)

OK...you can check out my profile now. Second door on the right, after the Ladies Room.

Postscript: Who put the "vanilla" ice cream cone up there...c'mon...fess up!



wandersalone -> RE: IT'S A BIRD....IT'S PLANE....NO...IT'S.....IT'S.... (8/13/2007 7:36:09 AM)

I regret to inform you that after searching your home computer and internet log we have realised that you are in fact vanilla and you shall wear this icon for the life of your CM membership.

.....or you can post about 24 more times and watch the icon magically change. [:D]



DS4DUMMIES -> RE: IT'S A BIRD....IT'S PLANE....NO...IT'S.....IT'S.... (8/13/2007 2:27:13 PM)

VERY brave....wielding that paddle thing from half a world away - in BOTH directions...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]

Thank you for taking the time to say hello and pass along some knowledge. I'm a tad concerned about how you looked up my hard drive while I wasn't looking. However, given the general good feeling and relations with our good friends Down Under, we'll let it...well..slide :)

Thanks again.....and a top of the hat to ya! :) (Ed. Note: A Freudian slip...should read "Tip" of the hat...)

DS4

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

I regret to inform you that after searching your home computer and internet log we have realised that you are in fact vanilla and you shall wear this icon for the life of your CM membership.

.....or you can post about 24 more times and watch the icon magically change. [:D]



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