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TankII7871 -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/12/2007 9:05:35 AM)
Maybe funny as i get older size doesnt matter anymore once i was from the camp of "Bigger is Better" now adays i just like them to look nice. Eric

LATEXBABY64 -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/12/2007 9:18:22 AM)
i do not know maybe they can not do Math.. given the lifestyle only blossomed in the 60s do not see how you can get that much out of a 25.21 year old things really did not take off untill 94 sounds kinda of creepy maybe they had a past life or something rofl

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/12/2007 10:59:35 AM)
For me it’s not the headlines but the phases everyone seems to use: Like minded individuals (That says nothing if it stands alone, you could have a waffle fetish but if I don’t know about it how can I tell if I’m a like mind?) I’m looking for my sister (Try the missing persons bureau not this website) Real and Serious Inquiries only (Asking for trouble) I’m open minded (Means: I don’t know what you like or are interested in but I don’t want to put you off of me) I’m not clingy (Someone has obviously told you that you are) I am real and not into endless chat as it all sounds good online (Impatient) My job requires me to travel a lot (Salesman/adulterer) If your a novice and desire to find the inner YOU allow me to be your guide (Means: I’ll probe all orifices to find this inner you) Etc etc.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/12/2007 11:05:22 AM)
For me, its the funny little spelling errors that people make that I get a laugh from. "I want to be tied up and hopeless" - hopeless, or helpless? "I want to be the one ho you come home to" - And I can keep my other ho as long as I dont come home to them? Stuff like that. Love it DV <-- edited of all things...for spelling -->

MistressShuggie -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/31/2007 2:54:30 PM)
Cute.

SeanPony -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/31/2007 4:07:26 PM)
" I got a landmine in my bloodline and will fuck you up if you don't watch out" Forgot who's profile that was from. I just hope they don't see me posting this Haha

bignipples2share -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/31/2007 6:15:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UR2Badored "I am a straight guy looking for bisexual woman/women for a relationship I am currently incarcerated on drug charges although I don't use drugs and I seldom drink" I did not make this up.......just came across this one. Nothing says commitment like confinement? well you know, right from the get go, this is false.....where's the proclaimation that they've recently found god in their first 12 hours of incarceration? ~Big

bignipples2share -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/31/2007 6:29:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LATEXBABY64 i do not know maybe they can not do Math.. given the lifestyle only blossomed in the 60s do not see how you can get that much out of a 25.21 year old things really did not take off untill 94 sounds kinda of creepy maybe they had a past life or something rofl Excuse me, but even though BDSM was alive and well in the early 60's.It was created long before the 60's even happened. Even though I tried my best to break into it back then, (it was a much harder croud to infiltrate then, even when you had friends pulling for you AND loaning you their fetish outfits....regardless that they didn't fit, or zip up on a much larger, yet skinny frame, it was established long before I ever had a clue there were others out there like me. ~Big.

cloudboy -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/31/2007 8:53:58 PM)
I am a very dominant person. I have done time in prison and I dominated my cellmates. If you are looking to be dominated contact me. Sorry Pollux, before you get excited, you must know she's lesbian.

pollux -> RE: Unfortunate profile headlines (8/31/2007 11:04:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cloudboy I am a very dominant person. I have done time in prison and I dominated my cellmates. If you are looking to be dominated contact me. Sorry Pollux, before you get excited, you must know she's lesbian. Dude, wild horses couldn't keep me away.

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