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michaelOfGeorgia -> Funny things people say during sex. (8/10/2007 10:30:32 PM)

yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.



LDRandAstarte -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 7:54:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.


After torturing a wench and taking her to the edge of orgasm about 15 times, and then finally allowing her to cum, In the middle of her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?", in response the wench hollared out her father's name!



bindable -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 7:58:18 PM)

"I dont want to pet the bunny anymore!"
Long story behind that one......
Happy ending though. [;)]

Oh, and once I started bah'ing like a sheep.  So funny we had to stop.  (If you ever want to throw your partner off, I suggest you try it.)



mnottertail -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 8:04:11 PM)

I'm coming.............

I shall alert the media.

Sir John Gielgud



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 8:36:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.


After torturing a wench and taking her to the edge of orgasm about 15 times, and then finally allowing her to cum, In the middle of her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?", in response the wench hollared out her father's name!



That is too funny!  [:D]



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 9:18:20 PM)

I never knew cocks came in THAT size...dammmmmmn that's small[&:]



ownedgirlie -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 10:16:40 PM)

Once after being handled so roughly I was loopy, I started singing, "It's not easy being green."



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 10:22:11 PM)

if the fuckings been done right, afterwards I'll just wanna bask and go to sleep.



LDRandAstarte -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 11:22:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

quote:

ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.


After torturing a wench and taking her to the edge of orgasm about 15 times, and then finally allowing her to cum, In the middle of her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?", in response the wench hollared out her father's name!


That is too funny!  [:D]


Everyone at the play party just started roaring! I started laughing sooo fucking hard I almost passed out cuz I could not breath.... The wench could not figure out what was so funny, Till we all told her what she had said, and then she like to died from embarrassment!




natureschild -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/8/2007 11:51:32 PM)

Since I don't ever rememer what I say during the big "o" I can only tell you what my partner told me.
Apparently I say "Oh God!" over and over.



e01n -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/9/2007 2:47:33 AM)

Some good ones from my recent past:
"So, yeah, like I was saying earlier - if we spend more in our marketing budget..."
"Of course not - a dry white wine goes best with semen."
"Omari tessala marax, tessala dodi phornepax. amri radara poliax armana piliu. amri radara piliu son'; mari narya barbiton madara anaphax sarpedon andala hriliu..."
"No, I put it on the horizontal surface over by the door..."



instynctive -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/9/2007 5:03:04 AM)

B is notorious for saying "no", actually.. which really threw Me the first few dozen times we had sex... "No means no", right? LOL  Not necessarily.. casuse I would stop and she'd get pissed at Me..

"Whatcha stop for!!??" 

"you said 'no'..."

"No i didn't..."

Although... The first week were were together, and only a few days apart, we each called out our respective ex's names...  It was so funny, considering neight of us had ever done that before.. with the ex's.. :-D



KMsAngel -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/9/2007 6:23:48 AM)

oops. i have a terrible fear of doing that. so many people seem to have similar names to the ex-s, particularly his middle name.

i once called him by his first name and middle name, and then my brother in law's last name (cause bil's first name, was the ex's middle name) and i worked for the bil at the time. that was ..... amusing, hehe




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny things people say during sex. (9/9/2007 7:20:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia
yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.


A guy I was dating accidentally called me the wrong name.  Needless to say, it made me colder than cold and put a quick end to the action.  I got dressed and took off in the middle of the night, in fact.  It took flowers and a considerable amount of begging for me to even see him again.  Even though it was a vanilla relationship, I must admit the begging turned me on.
 
Lady Topaz



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