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Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 7:49:44 AM   
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I want to start my own religion check it out what do you all think


The Church of Good Life Now

Believes in

The

Principles of Natural Science

The concept of Intelligent Design

And

The principles of the Karma Sutra


Fear and repression limit creativity and innovation take the example of the Dark Ages if not for that period of time Mankind would be a lot farther along in science and technology by now
Men and Women need to be trained from birth to what they do best
 
The Goal of The Church of The Good Life Now is
 
 
 
To Create “The Perfect Society”
 
By Following by these Principles
 
ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
 
ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
 
 
ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL
 
GOD CREATED WOMEN FOR MAN'S PLEASURE
 
LOVELYNESS IS A WOMAN'S OBLIGATION
 
THE RESULT IS HER GREATEST REWARD
 
WOMEN WERE DESIGNED FOR SEXUAL PLESURE
THE PENIS IS THE GIVER OF LIFE      THE SEMEN IS THE FLUID OF LIFE
WOMEN AND MEN ARE TO WORSHIP THE FLUID OF LIFE
 
TO WORSHIP THE FLUID OF LIFE
 
1)  It is to be Completely Consumed Internally
2)  Orally, Anally or Genitally ( By Mouth, Ass or Pussy)
3)  Cannot be touched With the Hands only by Female tongue or a Man's Penis
4)  If on Face or Body Must be left there until Licked off by another Female
5)  Women are to Worship the Penis and the Pleasurable Extraction of the Fluid of Life
6)  Women are responsible for Beautifying themselves to attract a Penis to Extract the Fluid of Life
 
 
 
THE CREATOR IS GOD
 
GOD IS GOOD
 
GOD IS RIGHT
Women will be trained from birth and early age adoption to do only four things Fuck, Suck, Cook, Clean they will learn to talk and understand commands in many languages at an early age and then by age 5 the “Ritual”
Will be Performed
 
The “Ritual” (consists of removal of the Uvula and the Vocal Cords of the females)
 
This will allow later in life for in life a silent deep throat female
 
The idea is to use our assets to fullest while we can and contribute to society in the best way that we can
 
In The Church of the Good Life Now
 
A man will never worry about getting laid Incredible, Horny sex will be easy to obtain
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Creator made our bodies to function
A certain Way and to not use them is wrong for a woman to have all these ways to pleasure and not use them is against nature
 
Male Homosexuality is going against God's Planed Way
 
Female Homosexuality for entertainment only is tolerated when men are not available
 
Pleasure is good
 
The Experience of Sexual Pleasure brings a person
Closer to the force of the Creator
 
All Pleasure should be given freely and openly to all
 
To facilitate this Order Clothing will be Optional for Men,
Most Clothing Not Allowed for Women so when inside dwelling house or vehicle a woman will always strive to be naked and spread open and then helping the man remove or loosen his clothing to be comfortable and open.
 
Clothing required or Allowed for Women will be Thigh high stocking with or Without Garter Belts and High Heeled Shoes
 
Restricting access to a Sexual Pleasure Zone is not permitted
 
Women are to sit with Legs Open at all times
 
Women's Body hair will be removed from the Tip of the Nose to the bottom of the Toes (by Shaving or by Laser Hair removal)
 
Women's Head hair will not be Cut Short and remain long
 
Women's Oral, Anal, and Vaginal Cavities will remain Cleaned, and Lubricated at all times for immediate pleasurable stimulation of the Penis
 
Women will be trained in deep throat
 
When Pleasuring the Penis it will be taken all the way to the base on every stroke
 
 
Daily or when needed Women will be given a break from sexual pleasure for internal orifice cleaning and lubrication
 
Women of Sexual Age to age 30 will be used for Sexual Pleasure (Sexual Age to be determined by Law)
 
After 30 Years they will be allowed to get Pregnant, If not late in Pregnancy they will be used for Sexual Pleasure
 
After 40 years they will take care of the Children
 
After 50 years they will do the Cooking and Cleaning
 
After 60 Women are then allowed to go to class and learn
Since they live the longest
And strongest as they age
 
A group of Men will be appointed Overseer's for awarding Points
 
Points will be awarded for Beauty
 
Points will awarded for completely swallowing the Fluid of Life and Style in doing it
 
Points will be used to upgrade a Woman's Living Status
A woman from the
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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 7:53:39 AM   
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My head hurts.
I was wrong   - these things don't just come in threes...
 
Peace
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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 7:57:02 AM   
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Any church relies on the strength of its congregation, and sometimes strength is determined by numbers. Good luck in building your congregation. I'll just be moving along...

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:00:41 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark

My head hurts.
I was wrong   - these things don't just come in threes...
 
Peace
the.dark. (.andhersillyicons.)

 
You are so correct.....Obviously some things should have never been allowed to cum at all.

It is obvious ...I can't spell the word obviously.

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:02:46 AM   
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I am trying to take this post as a harmless posting. I think there's too many contradictions and so glad I'm Pagan!

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:06:21 AM   
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Is this just a long-winded joke?

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:10:25 AM   
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LOL... that was a joke; right?

After all, if your plan was to work, you do realize you would have a bunch of women running around only thinking of men as penises. Is that how you wish to be seen?

Not to mention, I would hate to think of what might happen to someone who put this plan into action and then experienced an over throw of power.

Well, actually, let me think on that a while; it could be fun.

k

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:19:57 AM   
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it has to be ...i was too busy laughing to take most of what the OP wrote seriously.

oh thank you for brightening up my day!




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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:26:33 AM   
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Oh... I get it.  You saw this movie as you mopped the floors of your local adult bookstore.

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:28:50 AM   
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quote:


After all, if your plan was to work, you do realize you would have a bunch of women running around only thinking of men as penises. Is that how you wish to be seen?


I am feeling like a little objectification might be good for the soul, right now.

Ron

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:33:44 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:


After all, if your plan was to work, you do realize you would have a bunch of women running around only thinking of men as penises. Is that how you wish to be seen?


I am feeling like a little objectification might be good for the soul, right now.

Ron

just name the place and time - and i shall be there


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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:34:43 AM   
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For the right person, the mental transformation would not be difficult; but others, just come across as weenies, and that only makes me giggle.

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:51:35 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:


After all, if your plan was to work, you do realize you would have a bunch of women running around only thinking of men as penises. Is that how you wish to be seen?


I am feeling like a little objectification might be good for the soul, right now.

Ron


All hail the OverLord!

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:53:44 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

Is this just a long-winded joke?


I hope so because that is the way I took it. If not, I would advise they not come knocking on my door.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

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RE: Church of the Good Life Now!! - 8/7/2007 8:56:32 AM   
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I agree.

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