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HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 5:34:05 PM)
hides within the smoke of a campfire....watching whispers in the heads of the guests....to see if to fear...to fear is to despair....to despair is to be destroyed.....do not see me

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 5:53:44 PM)
raiding the hotel's stores for Frapps, then placing them around K's chamber. Make some adjustments to the two small guardians

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:12:44 PM)
No need to raid the hotel sappatoti, I could've conjured all the fraps you require. grin

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:14:09 PM)
Somehow, I get the feeling that Fraps aren't going to work tonight. We'll see. sighs

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:16:02 PM)
I need a luxury spa getaway; does Hotel CollarMe provide a personal masseuse, gourmet cook and dance classes? And of course 1000 thread count white sheets with a down comforter with a king size fluffy bed.

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:17:22 PM)
Hmmmm.....I have an idea. .......mumbles several phrases and a bevy of luscious mermaids appear in the Hotel's pool.....their siren's call drifts towards dragon.......

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:21:43 PM)
whispers in the head of sexyred1 Ask the management or have someone conjur them for you...we are but guests unable to leave this place

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:22:19 PM)
Hotel CollarMe does have all of the amenities you seek, though the service can be a bit spotty. Generally, the service staff consists of mindless automatons, but they're well trained automatons. As for the sheets, I'm certain they must have them here. claps stony hands and calls to automatons to provide excellent service to sexyred1

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:29:41 PM)
Ohhhh...this hotel sounds deliciously decadent...but also somewhat nefarious. I am reminded of a Stephen King short story about Rock and Roll Heaven, where it seemed heavenly, but.....

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:33:33 PM)
whispers in sexyred1's headThen enter and stay forever as we have

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:35:48 PM)
Well Sexy, enjoy your stay... I'm sure you'll find all sorts of interesting things happening. [sm=evil.gif]

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:37:38 PM)
Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:43:07 PM)
whispers in own head Hmm....I think she'll fit in nicely

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:47:05 PM)
"all the voices in her head whisper back" Shhhhh....don't tell them who you really are.[sm=preen.gif][sm=trident.gif]

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:51:28 PM)
chats with the voices in her head

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 6:56:48 PM)
"What are the voices telling you?"

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 7:00:57 PM)
They want 1000 count sheets too...they're quite insistent

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 7:02:36 PM)
"Hmmmm...I wonder if some of the voices are not very submissive if they are being SO demanding!"

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 7:04:12 PM)
you have conflicting personalities in there....you'll definitely fit in here

sexyred1 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/17/2007 7:05:41 PM)
"oh good...I was not sure whether to beat some of the personalities or to bend over for them"

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