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Mercnbeth -> Transfer of Power (7/21/2007 6:27:40 AM)
Inspired by the President, I've begun to accept applications for a Master or Mistress to assume my authority over beth during the time I will be incapacitated for my colonoscopy. I've been putting it off coming up with all kinds of excuses like anal sex was a hard limit and I couldn't find a Doctor who would honor my safe-word. However the President's situation pointed to a more legitimate concern. I have to find a competent person who will handle the awesome responsibility of being in charge of a "super-power" among slaves. Unfortunately, I don't have a 'vice-Master' who automatically takes over and I'll have to delay the procedure until one can be found. It may take a year or so to validate his/her credentials, but I think it is the only responsible thing to do. You just can have a slave Master-less, and being under general anesthesia always runs the risk of never coming out of it. It would be irresponsible not to have a smooth transfer of power in place. Anyone interested - contact me on the other side. quote: WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush will have a colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said. Source: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QGINM80&show_article=1

Real0ne -> RE: Transfer of Power (7/21/2007 7:44:22 AM)
The thought of cheney being in control of anything beyond a flush handle un-nerves me. The problem with the gov now days is the more one researches it the more disgusting it becomes to see what we have made of ourselves. One of my latest finds is that "Buzzy" was involved in put options on a 911. Its great to know the cia is protecting us and that gw wants to insure a smooth transition of power should the rotorooter get caught in his asshole.

windchymes -> RE: Transfer of Power (7/21/2007 10:56:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth Inspired by the President, I've begun to accept applications for a Master or Mistress to assume my authority over beth during the time I will be incapacitated for my colonoscopy. I've been putting it off coming up with all kinds of excuses like anal sex was a hard limit and I couldn't find a Doctor who would honor my safe-word. However the President's situation pointed to a more legitimate concern. I have to find a competent person who will handle the awesome responsibility of being in charge of a "super-power" among slaves. Unfortunately, I don't have a 'vice-Master' who automatically takes over and I'll have to delay the procedure until one can be found. It may take a year or so to validate his/her credentials, but I think it is the only responsible thing to do. You just can have a slave Master-less, and being under general anesthesia always runs the risk of never coming out of it. It would be irresponsible not to have a smooth transfer of power in place. Anyone interested - contact me on the other side. quote: WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush will have a colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said. Source: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QGINM80&show_article=1 I think you should just suck it up and have it wide awake. They just blow you up with air and have a little looksee with a tiny camera on the end of a rubber-coated wire. How bad can that be? [:)]

nyrisa -> RE: Transfer of Power (7/21/2007 11:37:53 AM)
It's not actually general anesthesia; it is IV sedation. You will be aware enough to follow directions if they give them, like "okay, now it is time to roll over", etc, but you will be very relaxed and will most likely have no memory of the procedure. It does not carry the risks that actual general anesthesia has, although the same careful monitoring is given. The worst part of a colonoscopy is the laxative prep the night before. You will be eliminating food you haven't even EATEN yet! The idea of a Vice-Master is a very interesting thought, though. Hmmmm.....sounds like a great idea! Is the Vice-Master merely second in the chain of ascension, or does he also come up with especially kinky, sordid ideas for the administration? Good luck with your procedure. smiles

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