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Pulpsmack -> RE: my rant to walmart (7/18/2007 2:48:21 AM)
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Ahh...That 3rd world shithole. I love the 17 deep lines on the 2 registers they have open, and they have the foodstamps hoodrat trying to pass off some bad coupons (which never works). Then she plays the All- New Let's Make a Deal as she removes certain items she feels she needs least to cover the amount she has on the food stamps debit card. I also love the illegals there. I did however solve our problem after observing a few things at walmart. Forget the border. Requre 2 forms of photo ID for the purchase of roma tomatos. Game set and match. These motherfuckers would be out by sundown. Flies abuzz in the glorious panoply of perishables, they hover with a plastic bag descending upon the roma tomato bin with the devestating voraciousness of locusts. No fewer than 27 per visit... after all, when you are shoping for 9 others who are illegal occupants in your 2br apartment, you need to think "big". The one thing that did make me smile is that Wal Mart requires photo ID for returns, so I imagine they make it hand over fist on screwing illegals. Then I find that aside from the cheap chinese shit they flood the market with, if you actually do some comparative shopping, at least one out of two times, Wal Mart is NOT the cheapest place out there. The only thing they have going for them is the convenience of being open 24/7 (in select areas) and they sell firearms ammunition (and when that goes, I never set foot in El Salvador again). As for groceries... I found this snobby place in my neighborhood that beats the hell out of my checkbook, but as soon as you walk past the electric doors you are in a happy place, with attractive suburbanites and friendly staff. Ohhhh what wonders a "WE DO NOT ACCEPT FOOD STAMPS" sign does to the clientelle and employee attitude.[:D]
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