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RE: Association Game - 7/20/2006 11:49:06 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 12:02:57 AM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 12:37:21 AM   
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(OK, this takes some explaining.  I was waiting tables in a restaurant in New Orleans back in the day, when a man from somewhere like New York or somewhere else that doesn't raise their children on oatmeal and grits orders "a grit."  I asked him if he meant an order of grits, and he assured me, no, he only wanted to try one.  I tried to explain, and the son of a bitch got a little beligerent.  Fine.  We got him a black bowl and fished out one tiny, insignificant pearl of a grit and served it to him.  Remember the words of Monty from Waiting... when he said, "We should probably feel bad, but [he] broke the Cardinal rule.  Do not fuck with the people that handle your food.")

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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 12:48:39 AM   
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(again, explination... i worked at a Pilot for almost a year and a half.  While most truck drivers are wonderful people, you get your occassional moron... i like the one that came in and said... I'm a Driver, Where is my free coffee.  i explained that we don't give out free coffee, and  he said... well fine then, I'm a tourist, where is my free coffee. sigh... i sent him to TA)


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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 1:05:42 AM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 11:56:49 AM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 1:25:10 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 1:39:00 PM   
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niche makes me think of um pygmy owl.  No really.  Think of it.  They sort of live in a niche.  Well they kick prarie dogs out of their homes and move right in.  Neat in a you tiny fiend kind of way. 

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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 1:49:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

stupid tourists

(OK, this takes some explaining.  I was waiting tables in a restaurant in New Orleans back in the day, when a man from somewhere like New York or somewhere else that doesn't raise their children on oatmeal and grits orders "a grit."  I asked him if he meant an order of grits, and he assured me, no, he only wanted to try one.  I tried to explain, and the son of a bitch got a little beligerent.  Fine.  We got him a black bowl and fished out one tiny, insignificant pearl of a grit and served it to him.  Remember the words of Monty from Waiting... when he said, "We should probably feel bad, but [he] broke the Cardinal rule.  Do not fuck with the people that handle your food.")


that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!! what did he do when you brought him the one grit!! LOL

ok sorry for the hijacking now back to your regulurly schedualed thread

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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 1:50:44 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 5:02:44 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 5:41:19 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 5:42:32 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 5:48:41 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 7:41:18 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 7:49:35 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 8:24:03 PM   
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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 10:01:04 PM   
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...and only 'cause I was recently in the home of an Edmonton Oilers fan... ugh... anyways... yeah...


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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 10:14:21 PM   
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(a spoof roleplaying game, one of the pictures inside had a car with the bumber sticker "Jesus Saves, Gretzky Steals, HE SCORES!!!")

(And to answer your question, bratling, he went ballistic.  He thought we'd brought him a dirty plate, but the manager told him to shut up, sit down and listen to what we had already tried to explain.  The guy felt like a jackass and left me a $50 tip.)

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RE: Association Game - 7/21/2006 10:16:31 PM   
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