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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 3:41:53 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		Mom wasn't the one to give much advice my father was but few things she did let slip out were...

It's just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man.

Money may not keep you warm at night but the fur coat it can buy will.

Any one that says size doesn't matter is lying. Size matters.

Ahhh, good old mom.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 6:21:20 PM   
Tarisa


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Status: offline 		can't say my mom gave me much advice.. My grandma did.. she used to say when in a hole stop digging

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 6:51:09 PM   
thelunabird


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Status: offline 		lol momma said too "put out when he wants too"

and daddy said "don't do anything your not good at."

i dunno if those have anything to do with each other.. but thats what i got lol

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 6:54:39 PM   
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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 7:08:59 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		well, my mom's advice to me was: "Don't listen to your father"

my dad's advice was similar: "Don't listen to your mother"

so i didn't

LOL


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 7:11:44 PM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 7:15:42 PM   
thelunabird


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Never believe a word they(men) say, they all lie!


this makes me smile real big

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 7:18:09 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		My mother's best, and far most disturbing advice came when I got married. And it came with a joke gift, which to this day I still have.

Moms advice:
Make sure he thinks he is doing a good job, well, you know... in bed. Say no, sometiems, to make him want it more. And when you dont want to bother with him, buy a vibrator or two. It'll keep you sane.

And for my wedding gift, knowing how much she hated my exhusband, i got stock in Duracell.

DV



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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 8:01:00 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		Mom never gave advice but Dad did, he was a roofer and his favorite was

 rather safe then sorry......... (good advice for the lifestyle too)

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/16/2007 11:57:17 PM   
hideandseek


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/18/2007 8:28:15 PM   
butchy14


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/18/2007 9:03:32 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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Status: offline 		My mom advised, “Don’t piss on the sparkplug of a running lawnmower!" Unfortunately she told me about a minute and a half, too late!

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/18/2007 9:20:12 PM   
dr4win9f00l


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Status: offline 		The best advice my mother gave was a series of hangover cures, and how to drink and minimize the ill effects later on.

Thanks, ma.  Saved my tuchus during college.  *warm and fuzzies*


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/19/2007 11:40:33 AM   
bliss1


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Status: offline 		I'd rethink doing that - remember the law of three.

Growing up a witch was pretty great


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/19/2007 5:33:01 PM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		never stay hit . if you cant hit, kick. if you cant kick , bite. if you cant bite ,spit. do something dont just lie there and take it.
still applies.. just not to Master

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/19/2007 5:46:43 PM   
twistedwillow


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Status: offline 		'Always wear clean undies ( panties ) in case you have an accident and have to go to the hospital' 
Poor ol mum would be mortified if she knew i didn't wear undies at all .... clean or otherwise!


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/19/2007 6:48:19 PM   
TemptingNviceSub


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Dad:..when are you going to realize that some of the men you date, my dear daughter, need to of been the wad their mothers should of swallowed.......Tempting

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/19/2007 7:02:50 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Hmm, I never really got advice from mom.  Mostly I just did what I thought was right and when she said something like "what's wrong with you?" or "I thought we raised you better then that"  I knew to do something else.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/19/2007 8:38:33 PM   
LaMspeach


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quote:

ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

'Always wear clean undies ( panties ) in case you have an accident and have to go to the hospital' 
Poor ol mum would be mortified if she knew i didn't wear undies at all .... clean or otherwise!


*smiles* my grandmother used to say that...

My mothers best advice was. You can do anything you want to, you just have to make up your mind to do it and work hard at it.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/23/2007 1:51:09 AM   
MsStryker


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